Monday, September 11, 2017

Monday Post 206c

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 1859. Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?
-        When Kim announced her arrival precisely @ 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        So a nice hot shower for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 22% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). After using the loo for one tinkle, I washed and dried Era then slowly and safely walked myself back out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Yay, I got to read for one whole hour! Arvo tea was some yummy mango and one mug of green tea. As for Kim, she cleaned the bathroom then sat and very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for one hour while watching her YouTube clips.
-        After watching the sports report, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl after dinner tonight, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

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