Wednesday Post 263d

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1544. See? Told’ya I’d pass 1500! XD Righteo, continuing tonight’s events?

-        After I flip the nice hot water off, I mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helps me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I use the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era before walking myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Arvo tea’s one yummy bowl of strawberries and one mug of green tea. Even better, I get to read for like thirty minutes! I reached page 200 @ 6pm, BTW~

-        Happiness was then getting to watch twenty-five minutes of Seven’s 6pm news with Kim, while she very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for nearing one hour.

-        At 6:25pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles then back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        When the parents call dinner, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle first before joining them for dinner, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Dinner’s yummy tonight! The yummy rice (turns out PIG mum doesn’t make the yucky rice anymore coz not only do I bitch about it, dad does too! XD), lotsa yummy kalian, lotsa sweet potato and one BBQ chicken drumstick! Well, I’m presuming it was; not sure why PIG mum removed all the meat from the bone before giving me it? Oh, she probably didn’t want me to eat the yummy skin. >< XD

-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, before I took my bowl over to the sink then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Actually, PIG mum was bitching @ me that I didn’t pause long enough weight bearing on Elf before I took a step with Erf; she doesn’t want to hear me say I’m in pain anymore and she reckons that sooner rather than later, I’ll get Elf amputated! O_o I seriously hope she’s not for real about that, because if Elf really does get amputated, I probably won’t be able to walk anymore and PIG mum will get rid of me for sure! >< She’s always saying how she’s lost her life now because of me, and that she doesn’t get to spend quality time with dad anymore; I bet she’s eagerly looking forward to the day when she can abandon me and have dad all to herself! ><

-        Anyways, think I’ve almost reached my PISSY two hours of net time that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to; I’d better do the Lumosity brain games for her now. Fingers crossed I can bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for tonight, the final, final events for Wednesday plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^