Monday Post 337d

Good evening and potentially one final greeting for Monday! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 1731. Righteo, potential final, final events for Monday?

• After dearest dad left for his hard day's work, Shirley and I cuddled and snored, me waking again for the pot :P once more shortly before PIG mum started a-THUMPING around upstairs. Not long afterward, she'd let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with both the bra strap and the tee before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with nothing bar Elf's AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for just one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^