Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 3166 steps (ha, I'm over three grand XD); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'Faith For The Impossible' ; thirdly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'God Focus' and fourthly, TWFT topic's 'Intimacy With Jesus - The Secret To Victory" but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm actually still owed FORTY-TWO MINUTES online after I watch the 6pm bulletin for the 70TH time!! Anyways, events for today?
- Lol, since nature already nudged me awake and ordered I use the pot :P @ 11:50am, I thought that meant I'd score an awesome night's sleep, wouldn't you? But nope, @ 1:50am she called again and I emptied a full bladder!
- Nature called again around 6:10am, after a third pot :p trip I immediately fell back asleep coz I was certain PIG mum would get very loud one hour later!
- Like clockwork, PIG mum's daily noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs awoke me come morning after another night for a third pot :P trip, after which I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
- Around 7:20am, PIG mum hits me with the eye goo before dashing off for her half day's work. Before dearest dad retucks me back into bed and says he'll leave me some leftovers for Nisha to reheat for my lunch, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
- Uber and I happily cuddle and snore, me waking twice more for the pot :P before Nisha arrives @ 10am. She's got the drill down-pat: after saying good morning, she follows that with "fifteen more minutes?" and wisely vanishes when Uber nods @ her. XD
- After I've counted down fifteen more minutes, I call out to Nisha that I'm hungry and swing myself over to the pot :P. When Nisha doesn't come after I've had a tinkle, Era pounds the wall and I call louder, "Nisha, where are you? I said I'm HUNGRY!" This time, she does come; after I've stayed over the pot :p for two more tinkles I swing myself back to bed, we get me kitted and then I head over to the bathroom and brush teeth while Nisha empties the commode chair.
- After drinking one full mug of water, I sit over the loo. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against
the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the
saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my
day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NO
- After washing and drying Era, I head out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast. Thanks to dad who cooks ham and eggs for us; thanks also to Nisha who cooks the bread yummy with butter and adds one slice of cheese for me. I enjoy my first mug of white tea with two sugars and happily read for thirty minutes first up.
- While Nisha closed and locked windows, I used the loo for one more tinkle and then climbed into her car's passenger seat.
- Nisha tootled us off to Calamvale Central but walkies and shopping, but since there was some ambulance with lights flashing occupying the disabled park, she parked around the other end and I hiked across the ENTIRE length of the shopping centre just to buy one box of tissues and one calamari sushi roll!
- Back home, I take a nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Nisha who helps me rinse out my hair, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
- I had one tinkle before Nisha flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Nisha rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was helping with Elf's AFO straps and one last while she's giving Wally back to Ela.
- Back outside, Nisha makes me another big mug of white tea with two sugars before she reheats lunch for me, before she goes and cleans the bathroom before coming back and eating the yoghurt she'd bought from Woolies this morning. I'd finished lunch and was reading; I had to ask her to please massage Ela because I was just reading. This morning she said she would after she finished drinking her coffee; she got outta that coz she drank her coffee very slowly. XD
- At 1:35pm I visited the loo once more for two tinkles; dad came home and signed Nisha off, meaning she left two minutes early today. She's back next Saturday 10am till 2pm. After that dad started bugging me that we had to leave else we'd be late, but I calmly replied you said we leave @ 1:40pm but it's only 1:38pm now meaning I've still got two minutes. XD
- Second tinkle completed I climbed into the backseat of dad's 4WD and he tootled us to church for ping pong!
- There's three tables everyone shares to play over, suddenly today there were ELEVEN people taking turns!
- Dad and I played three/four times, him noting that I missed lotsa balls and me screeching @ him I was gonna tell on him to PIG mum coz he was playing s pin shots @ me and making me dizzy. XD
- PIG mum came to pick me up @ 3:30pm and tootled me home. Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
- Back home, I used the loo for one more tinkle then headed down to the gobbling :P table for my yummy calamari sushi roll arvo tea. PIG mum poured me one yummy mug of peppermint tea and I read for awhile longer, reaching pg. 525 @ 4:16pm. Total reading time today: 1.5 hours~
- After using the loo for one more tinkle I popped online and happily watched the 6pm bulletin (Seven's) for the 70TH time.
- At 7:14pm nature suddenly called and I walked myself once slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- Are both parents asleep? I know PIG mum is, but maybe dad's fallen asleep too on the couch! I'm hungry; I want dinner!
- Toms: just church, nothing special. Fi's picking me up for SG @ 8:30am and dropping me back @ BCAC for ESS. Will doubtless have to have a pissy little Happy Meal for lunch with dad before spending a stressful arvo @ the hands of PIG mum but dad had better take us out for dinner together toms night and PLEASE not SCSC again!
- Dinnertime, bbl!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm bulletin (Seven's, read by Katrina Blowers) for the 70TH time: Ship, Hurley, Jobson, Whitfeld, Bechwati, Albanese, Russo, Colenso, Aiken, Shorta, Widodo (heard), Biden (heard), Lester, Musk (heard), Titmus, Hanks, Luhrmann, Palaszczuk, Bradshaw, Kingsun, Alcott, Madsen, Hartley, Staggs (heard), Capewell (heard), Haas (heard), Kambosos, Minjee (first name), Nadal, Zverev, Medina (heard), Waller (heard), Pike, Woldhuis, Karsturnen, Stone (heard) and Burley. Pat Welsh read the sports report and Paul Burt read the weather report from Surfers Paradise. Brisbane was 16-21 today.Brisbane toms: 9-21. Sunrise 6:01am Sunset 5:31pm
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