Tuesday Post 311b

 Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 3783 but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed TWENTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after I watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 90TH time!! Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

• When dearest dad kisses me bye, retucks me back into bed and leaves for his hard day's work, I use the pot :P again before sleeping for about another hour and using the pot :P once more shortly before PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo before going back outside and awaiting Hannah's arrival @ 9am.
• After Hannah arrives and PIG mum lets her in, she knocks, opens the door, says good morning and fifteen more minutes ... When Ujber nods @ her, she wisely leaves us be, thus saving her from the wrath of the Bear Bum. XD
• When she comes back, I use the pot :P for three more tinkles, we get me kitted and I head over to the bathroom to brush teeth. Ela likes beginning the week starting with a break and not having to hold the toothbrush~
• Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, coming out just when Hannah had finished making my bed for me. Good timing - she walked behind me to the gobbling :P table.
• Breakfast was two mashed-up Weet-Bix with a lil drizzle of honey, one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast smeared thinly with some avocado and sprinkled very lightly with salt, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

•  After washing and drying Era, I climb into Hannah's tank and she tootles me off to Calamvale Central. Unfortunately she refuses to get a trolley for us, but hey.

• PIG mum didn't have any groceries for us to buy from Wopolies; we just bought fruit from the Mega Discount Fruit Market and then played with our mobiles until 'twas time to leave and we both bought pork salad rolls for lunch! I got the BBQ chicken one myself and recommended Hannah get the crispy. The aunty with the better English was manning the store; I asked her where's uncle today? She just replied he's gone for a walk. While we're waiting for our pork salad rolls, some side door clangs and the aunty looks up, before turning to me and saying, "Uncle back now!" I say thanks and when uncle pops into view, wave and call a greeting. He grins back, says hi too and walks over; while we're waiting for our pork rolls I pull @ my jumper and tell him. "Cold today. You jumper too. Good boy." He laughs, obviously remembering the time I screeched @ him wqhy wasn't he wearing a jumper and agrees with me. "Yes, cold today." Since there's nobody waiting around @ the counter, he's free and so I ask him what's the difference between a vegetarian bahn mi and a vegan one? uncle replies that the vegan one doesn't even use butter, before dropping his voice and muttering quietly, "No good." I laugh and promise I'll stick with the pork bahn mis and we both laugh.

• Once our pork rolls are ready, we take them, say bye, thanks and cya next week before we climb back into Hannah's tank and she tootles me home. Actually, I don't need the block to slide of Tank anymore; just to get up into the car!

• Back home, I slide off Tank, head inside and take a nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Hannah who helps me rinse my hair out, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.

• I had one tinkle before Hannah flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Hannah rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf's AFO straps and one last when she was giving Wally back to Ela.

• For lunch we munch our delicious pork salad rolls and success: Hannah's a convert!

• Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news (Nines) for the 90TH time: Calcutt, Boulton, Janetzki, Bavas, Dick, Palaszczuk, Cowan, Higgins (heard), Uhlmann, Josep (first name), Borrell, Hosking (heard), Putin (heard), Pullar, Barlow, Watts, Cavallaro, Gee (heard), Frydenberg (heard), Croucher (heard), Lowe, Hazel, Butler,Irvine (heard), Youngberry, Cawcutt, Greer, Zelensky (heard), Dear, Diamond (heard), Kohler, Daly (first name), Vunivalu (heard), Zorko (heard), Brieds, Opataia, Brycki, Pallister (heard), Curry (heard), Clements, Ledecky (heard) and Carrigan (heard).  Kris Kohler read the finance report. 1AUD = 69.59UDc,Wally Lewis read the sports report and Garry Youngberry read the weather report from New Farm. Brisbane was 10-23 today. Mt. Gravatt toms: 8-22. Sunrise 6:37am Sunset 5:02pm.