Monday, December 26, 2022

Monday Post 448b

 Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2229 (aww, how come I couldn't have walked seven steps fewer?? 2222 would've looked cooler! XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'The Gift Of Something More' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed THREE MINUTES online after I visit the loo once more @ 9pm!! Righteo, continuing tonight's events?

  • The next time PIG mum woke me for another pot :P trip with her noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs, 'twas around 9am. Soon, she'd let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not only the bra strap but the tee (since dearest dad@ home) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes and using the pot :P once more first.
  • PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
  • Breakfast was one bowl of healthy cereal (Plus/All-Bran/Weet-Bix, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
  • After breakfast, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
  • After washing and drying Era, I climbed into the backseat of dad's 4WD. I thought he'd take us for our once-yearly trip to Carindale (I really wanted the cheap breakfast crepe for lunch, but instead, he drove us to Capalaba Central! I didn't mind, since he lemme use Sparkless3, phew.
  • I bought three books with the gift voucher Mrs. Dent and Nana gave me for Christmas, as well as this rather tight-fitting Minion tee! PIG mum jeers that I'll haveta lose weight to fit into it. XD
  • For lunch, dad tootled us across the road for fish and chips! Good timing: when we arrived the place was half-empty but once we sat down EVERYONE else arrived and there weren't any spots left! The only frustrating thing was dad ordering a two-person platter for three people and then taking a portion away for later. *sigh* Obviously I didn't get much.
  • We then visited Capalaba Town and bought a tin of Roses for Leanne coz she'd rung PIG mum while we were having lunch and she invited us over to her place!
  • 'Twas great seeing Aunty Diana too; I'd not seen her since 2009!
  • I used the loo once myself before dad tootled us home. I booted the computer up, heard the parents eating and asked for some arvo tea too.
  • After using the loo once I plopped briefly online until PIG mum ordered me off to go shower.
  • So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also sang 20$% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud. Actually, I was all done after only 10% but happily leaned fully against the side rail and happily watered myself for another tinkle before flipping the nice warm water off and calling PIG mum back.
  • After PIG mum dried my back and the back of the chair for me, I did everything else and she didn't feature again until Elf's AFO straps needed sticking and both laaces needed tying.
    After drying the loo seat, I sat for one tinkle, washed and dried Era and then headed over to the gobbling :P table coz clever dad somehow had gotten PIG mum birthday cake! Some frozen Sara Lee cheesecake, I think? But yay she has cake; hopefully that means I'll get cake for my birthday next year. XD
  • Dad left for his mate's birthday party; I plopped online and happily watched the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 208TH time. All the things I like recording are in the previous post.
  • Once the news finished, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
  • PIG mum ordered me to say grace; dinner tonight was more of that delicious sticky rice that Aunty Candice cooked! That was topped with an entire bowlful of yummy kai lan, sweet soup carrot and dearest dad's home-grown hairy melon.
  • Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking the bowl to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. 
  • Righteo, hopefully bbl after one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
    Cheers,
    Em. ^^ 

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