Friday, March 31, 2017

Saturday Post 186

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1229 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Pets Are A Gift From God’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online after Kim leaves @ 6pm tonight!! But she’ll arrive in prolly less than thirty minutes, so fingers crossed I can bbl with today’s events, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 246c

One final good evening! Firstly, Em’s final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 4968 (aw, I’m only thirty-two steps off being half a normal person today XD) and secondly, the final, final spam count for the week’s eighty-two. Righteo, final, final events for Friday?
-        At Ho Lin Wah, PIG mum had the ‘A’ set meal (tasty pork mince with rice; we traded one mouthful) with a honey lemon water) and I had the ‘B’ set meal (chicken cutlet in mushroom sauce with rice) and a cold milk tea).
-        Afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. I enjoyed relaxing under Aunty Ann’s firm ministrations; she enjoyed yapping unceasingly @ Aunty Ann. XD
-        Back home, I plopped briefly online until Aunty Kitty arrived.
-        So a nice hot shower for me – I washed my hair today, but thanks to Aunty Kitty who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-        I had one tinkle before Aunty Kitty flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Aunty Kitty rekitted me (well, I did Elf’s sock, but she kindly helped with the rest) and I had one last tinkle when she was doing Elf’s AFO straps.
-        Back outside, arvo tea was the second half of lunch (which obviously didn’t taste anywhere near as good as the first half coz it’s not as fresh anymore) plus one mug of Chinese tea. Aunty Kitty would’ve left five minutes early again but still got the full hour’s pay had it not been for PIG mum dragging her outside to show her the vegie patch she keeps with dearest dad. XD
-        When she left, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo once for two tinkles and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Repeat again around 6pm.
-        When dad comes home, he’s all for me letting Him gleefully FORCE L me to plod on the bloody cross trainer for him, but I persuade him instead just to gleefully FORCE L me to hike the bloody stairs fifteen times for him.  After I’ve hauled myself up and down them twice, PIG mum wakes and takes over the job. Hello, I live DOWNSTAIRS now; I seriously don’t get the point of this stupid exercise!! >< *sigh*
After a complete set clothes change, I’m ready for dinner, but first I still haveta let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela on two more stupid exercises for her: piano playing and using Wii Sports Resort. Re: the piano playing: I’ll keep saying this, but I don’t really mind, coz I’ve always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly destroyed my ability to play properly. It just makes me so very sad to see how He’s so cruelly reduced me so… like, I can’t claim I was amazing or anything, but I wasn’t half-bad, honest … still, like I said, I’ve always loved playing piano and I’ll be damned before I let Him take that love away from me! >< *sigh* As for the Wii Sports Resort, I wish PIG mum would just go play it herself; she gets so bloody excited watching Ela flop uselessly around! XD And I’m not exaggerating when I say ‘flop’: in the past she’d support Ela but now she barely touches her, meaning Ela’s left flinging herself in all sorts of direction, but hey, I’m seated and can fully concentrate, so no biggie~
Before dinner, I walk myself slowly and safely once to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, lotsa tasteless soup potato, lotsa sweet soup carrot, one tiny Chinese mushroom and three miniscule chunks of tasty pork.
-        Dinner’s spooned down with one bowl of soup, and after I take the bowl over to the sink, I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        At 9pm, I walk myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Toms: PIG mum’s asked Besta to please come thirty minutes early @ 9:30am, coz dearest dad needs to attend Uncle Wah Hung’s mother’s funeral.
-        And oh, the excitement! Cassie’s taking me to Grill’d @ Garbo for my belated birthday lunch! :D
-        Then Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm.
-        Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 246b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for Friday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2448. Righteo, events for today?
-        At 5:20pm, I played one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:47. Now, lemme play one more lasting in between five and six minutes, and I’m content to call it quits until toms. XD
-        Now @ 5:28pm I’ve another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:45. That’s today’s quotas satisfied and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
Woo hoo, 8th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 5:55am, when the noisy garbage truck thundered down our road, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:05am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
-        The teddies and I cuddled and snored, me waking to use the pot :P once again when dearest dad came downstairs to begin his day. Unlike PIG mum, he doesn’t go STOMPING around upstairs; I only awoke coz he kicked his slipper once downstairs!
-        Argh, I’m still owed FIFTY-SEVEN MINUTES online!!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Friday Post 246

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2212 steps; secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Comfort Them!’ and thirdly, the spam count for the week’s eighty but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia leaves from minding me for one hour!!1 so hopefully bbl with today’s events, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 246d

Good evening and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2388. righteo, final, final events for Thursday?
-        Actually, I’ve had not a very pleasant afternoon … I had to let PIG mum gleefully and pointlessly FORCE L me to hike the stairs for her ten times; hello, I live DOWNSTAIRS now!! You can bet when I showered I very grumpily, slowly, softly but most hatefully sang 28% of my shorter second-favourite song aloud.
-        Then I had to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to use the Wii Fit for her; argh, I HATES standing practice!! >< *sigh*
-        Finally, to bring a bad day to a bad close, the poor Broncos lost tonight. :’( Hey, we were predicted to win by eight/fourteen!
-        Toms: I know for sure I’m seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. Dunno how the morning’s faring, though; if PIG mum doesn’t take me out shopping toms I don’t see how I’m gonna pass 1000 steps.
-        And it’s Aunty Lucia coming to mind me for one hour around 4pm. She can bitch @ me all she wants that she thinks I’m using water too hot/too much shampoo/too much body wash all she wants; I’m not listening to her coz she’s not the one doing it! 8sigh*
-        So a crummy end to the night for me, but hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Thursday Post 246c

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Thursday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for today now stanza @ only 402. righteo, potential final, final events for Thursday?
-        When PIG mum called lunch, I walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Lunch was exactly the same as yesterday’s lunch … bar the chicken nuggets, of course. XD
-        Lunch was washed down with one hot mug of Chinese tea, which left me hot and sweating? Dunno why.
-        After lunch, I walked myself slowly and safely over to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Benefit of PIG mum leaving me to pull my daks back up afterwards: I can brace my head against the wall for support while Era’s doing it!
-        So again, hopefully bbl (but potential and probable greetings warn that I may not post again that day) but if not, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,

Em. ^^
P.S. At 1:58pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Thursday Post 246b

Heylo again! Please excuse the first post; I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post before midday. XD Anyways, firstly today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding like 205 steps (haven’t left the house, see) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Christ Is in You (2)’.Anyways, events for today?
-        At 10am I’ve played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:59. Now, lemme play one more lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’m content to call it quits for Thursday. XD
Yay, 7th consecutive awesome sleep last night! That’s the 6th time this year I’ve enjoyed one whole consecutive week of awesome sleeps, and April hasn’t even arrived yet! :D Nature didn’t call until 7:10am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7:20am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
-        Now @ 10:35am I’ve played another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:12. That’s today’s quotas fulfilled and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
-        Score, this morning PIG mum not only helped me very slightly with a bra but a tee also, because dearest dad hadn’t left for work yet. However, dad came to tell me that Kim wasn’t allowed to take me out coz of the bad weather, that’d she just come and keep me company. I made a mental note to myself to contact the Lungs ASAP and cancel our lunch plans.
-        Today, I actually gave myself twenty more minutes before getting myself mostly independently kitted instead of the usual fifteen, to make up for the fact that PIG mum only gave me ten yesterday.
-        PIG mum came to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, telling me that now Kim wasn’t coming @ all! Not only that, she’d been told to stay home from work also.
I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sat over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

-        After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Lol, I spent too long inside the bathroom: the Weet-bix soaked up all the milk already and I couldn’t tell how many PIG mum gave me! XD Prolly two, maybe even just one, coz there was lotsa bird food (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran XD) as well. I also popped all my usual drugs (unsurprisingly, I had to let horrid PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold each [pill bottle while Era unscrewed each cap but I didn’t really mind coz I was seated and could fully concentrate), drank one full big mug of water and spent about ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!


-        After breakfast, I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Around 10:38am, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Stuck home all day coz of cyclone Debbie … obviously, PIG mum isn’t gonna take me out for lunch, not with this weather!
-        Hopefully the NRL’s still happening tonight; the Broncos are tipped to win by fourteen!
-        Toms: unless PIG mum takes me out grocery shopping somewhere, expect a pissy plodding total from me. I’m just seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage in the early arvo.
-        Aunty Lucia’s coming to mind me for about one hour around 4pm. Reminding myself not to let her nagging irritate/affect me. XD
-        So hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,

Em. ^^
P.S. Ha, TWO posts before midday today! XD

Thursday Post 246

GTood morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 246d

One final good evening! Em’s final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ sth around 2897. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-        At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Tonight’s ice cream night; yay for that! Like I always say, a very little’s better than none @ all!
-        Toms: Kim’s taking me out for my fortnightly shopping trip and I’m meeting with the Lungs for lunch!
-        Will haveta postpone going out for dinner with dearest dad till toms though, coz I wanna watch the Broncos match toms night; we’re tipped to win by fourteen! Righteo, hope everyone’s having a smashing week!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 246c

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ approx. 2779. Anyways, continuing last night’s events?
-        At 7:56pm I played one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:18. Now, lemme just play one more game lasting in between six and seven quotas and that’ll be yesterday’s quota caught up on, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
-        Lol, Carol and I had a time finding the right block! First, we went to the wrong one, then we couldn’t find the right one! Well, we found it, but there was a flight of stairs for it; obviously I can’t manage stairs while wheelchair bound! Luckily, there was this security guard standing by; we just went over to him and asked for directions. We must’ve seemed pretty vacant to him, coz after he’d told us which way to go, we left, followed his directions for awhile then realised we were lost! However, before we could backtrack and find someone else to ask for help, that same security guard appeared and pointed us in the right direction again. XD
-        The meeting was great; Elsa picked me for Table Topics and what’s more, Reni’s signed me up for Table Topics Master next meeting! I asked Steph how could I come up with cool questions for next fortnight, and she replied use Google. XD
-        Luckily, Carol knew the way back to her car; we grabbed my Happy Meal from the Warrigal Square Maccas and I even had time to wolf it all down before Carol dropped me back home, meaning dad didn’t get the chance to nick any of my precious chips. XD
-        Before hitting the sack, PIG mum lemme play the Lumosity games once~
Today: yay, 6th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until like 6:35am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:45am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
-        The teddies and I cuddled and snored, me waking once to use the pot :P once more before PIG mum came into my room and hit me with the eye goo. After helping me very slightly with a bra, she also helped me very slightly with a tee coz dearest dad hadn’t left for work yet.
After giving myself fifteen more minutes, I got myself mostly independently kitted. PIG mum came to do Elf’s AFO and both shoelaces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table. Breakfast’s one bowl of bird food (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran XD), one plain (no honey) Weet-bix and several Weetbix-Bites, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I also spend about ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!


-        Aunty Deana arrives to mind me for three hours and PIG mum rocks off to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. I plop online for about forty minutes.
-        We had an early lunch: instant noodles for Aunty Deana and one big bowl of chicken soup for me. PIG mum tells Aunty Deana to add some Chinese mushrooms and lotsa peas/other vegies for me; Aunty Deana’s a champ and also throws in like two chicken nuggets which she found frozen in the freezer! I also have that with one slice of plain (unbuttered) toast; Aunty Deana explains that she checked both fridges, but we’re outta butter. I also drink one mug of yummy mint drinking chocolate.
-        After I down one mug of water, I go and do a stinky unspeakable. Back @ the gobbling :P table, I sit and happily read my book club novel while Aunty Deana massages Ela. We also munch one yummy pear together.
-        Shortly before PIG mum gets home, I use the loo once more for one tinkle.
-        Correction: PIG mum actually took me to see Ray my long lost cousin :P (his surname’s Chen; bazillions of generations ago, our cousins must’ve been siblings XD) this morning for some massage and acupuncture! She happily yapped unceasingly @ him, while I relaxed. We also joke about the mosa he uses and call it marijuana. XD
-        PIG mum tootles me out to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day. We start by listening to 97.3FM and today, Era helps Ela stretch for one full HOUR before Ela opens and closes her palm 300 times, holding each for a count of five.
-        Physio today: 1.5 hr session for Ela:  reaching, flexion, cone work, rock on sign and thumbs down.
-        I used the loo once before leaving and then … epic fail: the traffic was terrible and we didn’t get home till 6:08pm! ><
-        Huge thanks to Carol who stayed until I’d showered and even quickly cleaned the bathroom before leaving. PIG mum came into the bathroom and tried to shoo her away (I was in the midst of drying myself) but Carol was a champ and got me kitted before leaving~ For the second consecutive day, I had to have my quickest shower but hopefully can shower @ my normal pace toms!
-        Outside, I peeled and munched a banana for arvo tea. Zero thanks to PIG mum who didn’t lemme drink a cup of green tea; she told me to pour myself a mug of water but I ignored her. XD
-        I pooped online until PIG mum called dinner.
-        Before dinner, I used the loo once first for one tinkle, walking myself slowly and safely so as not to let the cruel and unfaithful God push me over.
-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa little tong vegetable and several strips of yummy BBQ chook. Maybe even one wee Chinese mushroom?
-        Dinner was washed down with one mug of water that I poured myself. (How did PIG mum know I didn’t pour myself one for arvo tea, I wonder?)
-        After taking my bowl over to the sink, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Anyways, hopefully brb shortly after 9pm following one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone’s having a smashing week!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Wednesday Post 246b

Heylo and good morning  again! Please excuse the first post; I still get too excited whenever I get to post before midday. XD Firstly, my final, final plodding for Tuesday was actually 2476; secondly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1249 steps and thirdly, TWFT topic’s ‘Christ Is In You (1) but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed  ONE HOUR and NINETEEN MINUTESonline after Carol leaves @ 6:30pm tonight!!! Anyways, let’s start off with yesterday’s events first!
-        When Carol announced her arrival right before 4pm, PIG mum let her in. I stayed online till 4:45pm then walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        At 10:59am I played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:35. Now, lemme just play two more games lasting in between six and seven minutes and I’ll have caught up on yesterday’s games and satisfied today’s quota, too. XD
-        So a nice quickest hot shower for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today.
Cheers,

Em. ^^
P.S. Haha, TWO posts before midday today! XD

Wednesday Post 246

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday, March 27, 2017

Tuesday Post 185

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1944 steps (lol, if I can return online after Toastmasters tonight bet I’ll have passed 2000 steps! XD) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘To Be Kind is To Be Godly’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed FIFTEEN MINUTES online after I get back home from Toastmasters tonight!!! Anyways, events for today?
-        Yay, 5th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:50am, and after one pot :P trip I went straight back to sleep, coz I hoped to fall asleep again before dearest dad came and kissed me goodbye before leaving for work one hour later!
Yes, ‘twas his footsteps that awoke me for another pot :P trip one hour later. Then I spent the ten minutes till 8am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
-        After dearest dad left for work, I counted to 500 then used the pot :p once more, but I don’t think I fell asleep before I head PIG mum start a-THUMPING around upstairs. Not long afterwards, she was hitting me with the eye goo and helping me very slightly with a bra, before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I did after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
-        PIG mum came back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces. I rejoice, coz that should mean I get the one day per week break I ask for from having to do all that stuff.
That all done, I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
-        After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Breakfast is some bird food (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran XD), several Weet-Bix Bites and one plain (without honey) Weet-Bix, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I also spend about ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!


-        When PIG mum’s finished readying herself upstairs, I let her gleefully FORCEL me to walk out to the 4WD. We listen to 97.3FM all day (originally, PIG mum was listening to hit 105.3FM but then complained there wasn’t any music), of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day and today, Era helps Ela stretch for forty minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm 250 times, holding each for a count of five.
-        Physio today: Twenty/thirty sit-to-stands, four laps walking along hallway with weight-shifting, eight transfers from floor into upright position standing
-        Afterwards, PIG mum tootles us off to Calamvale Central. First, we have lunch @ the Korean place beside Hanaromart. I order the beef bulgogi; it’s nice, but really sweet! PIG mum says that’s why dearest dad doesn’t like Korean food; as for herself, she orders some kinda spicky kim chi fried rice and squawks about how hot it is.
-        Lunch gobbled, I head over to JIT Style Cuts for my ten buck cut. ‘Twas great that I didn’t haveta wait; I also found it amusing that she instructed me to “Look down” before she began cutting; lol, usually all I hear from PIG mum’s ‘look up’! XD
-        Afterwards, PIG mum tootles us home and I do a stinky unspeakable before popping online.
-        Carol’s coming to mind me from 4pm today. We’re hitting Toastmasters together tonight, so fingers crossed that PIG mum’ll lemme buy some dinner back home. Never mind that Happy Meals were what I had surely @ LEAST TWO DECADES ago!! *sigh*
-        Toms: Aunty Deana comes early to mind me, so I’m not sure if I’ll have any time to go out grocery shopping anywhere with PIG mum first. If we don’t, be prepared for a pissy plodding total, coz I’m going to UQ for upper limb clinic.
-        Think it’s Carol coming back to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. Unless it’s Danielle?
-        Best of all, it’s ice cream night toms night! Like I always say, a very little’s better than none @ all! Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,

Em. ^^
P.S. At 4:22pm I played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:30. Now, lemme play one more lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll be content to call it quits for Tuesday. XD

Monday Post 185e

One final good evening! Em’s final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3014. Ha, I just passed three grand. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-        So a nice hot shower for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also sang 21% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, Era and both legs), mostly creamed myself (again, thans to Kim who helped me cream my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with EWrf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces, after I practised tying the left one with her). After using the loo for one tinkle, I washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Arvo tea was the yummy honey chickensushi roll I bought earlier (pity Kim doesn’t gimme more soya sauce like Darani did) and one mug of green tea. The main joy, however, was getting to read for one whole hour and still make it in time to watch the sports report! :D Today I reached page 500 @ 5:10pm and page 525 @ 5:35pm, BTW~
-        At 5:55pm, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Kim’s back Thursday for my fortnightly shopping trip!
I was content to stay online until dearest dad arrived home for dinner; alas that PIG mum had different ideas. Once she tumbled downstairs, immediately and gleefully forcing me offline, for the next twenty-five minutes I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela play piano for her. I’ll keep saying this, but I don’t really mind, coz I’ve always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly destroyed my ability to play properly. It just makes me so very sad to see how He’s so cruelly reduced me so… like, I can’t claim I was amazing or anything, but I wasn’t half-bad, honest … still, like I said, I’ve always loved playing piano and I’ll be damned before I let Him take that love away from me! >< *sigh*

-        Alas, after that, I then had to let PIG mum gleefully and pointlessly FORCEL me to hike the bloody stairs ten times for her; heylo, I live DOWNSTAIRS now!! >< *sigh*
-        Dinner, after a complete clothes set change (PIG mum helped with my tee then left me to get the rest done; I complied, all the while singing like 43% of my newest second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, closing the left eye for all the important numbers, oh, I started singing this song when PIG mum and I were @ Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown): the yummy rice, lotsa ong vegetable, one slice of king salmon and one lil tasty chunk of yummy pork, which I saved for last, of course.
-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I took my bowl over to the sink then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Toms: late morning UQ physio session with Locky. It’s our last session together!
-        Fingers crossed that PIG mum will take me out for half a lunch somewhere afterwards~
-        Carol’s coming to mind me @ 4pm; she’s taking me to Toastmasters toms night!
-        So fingers cropssed PIG mum’ll lemme buy some dinner back from Maccas; never mind that Happy Meals were what I ate @ LEAST two DECADES ago!
-        Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

P.S. Hey, today I managed FIVE posts! That doesn’t happen too often~ XD

Monday Post 185d

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2837. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?
- Breakfast is two plain (no honey) Weet-bix with some yummy Weet-bix Bites, all my usual drugs :P (which I haveta let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold onto each pill bottle while Era unscrews and rescrews each the lid, but I don’t really mind coz I’m seated and can concentrate) and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I also spend about ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
- After breakfast, I happily read my book club novel for about ten minutes, thinking that PIG mum’s gonna take me grocery shopping somewhere before I haveta see Vincent the physio for my torture session. Instead, she comes downstairs and I haveta let her gleefully FORCE L me to use the bloody Wii Fit for her for about forty minutes; argh, I HATES standing practice!! >< *&sigh*
- When I finished the awful standing, it’s poor Ela’s turn to let PIG mum gleefully force her to use Wii Sports Resort for about thirty minutes for her. I don’t really mind, coz I’m seated and can fully concentrate.
- While PIG mum reheats lunch, I use the loo once for one tinkle then pop online for ten minutes before jopining her @ the gobbling :P table.
- Lunch is just one small half bowl of tasteless leftovers. Oh, wonder where PIG mum found some baked beans from? I got like half a teaspoonful of them~
- One more loo trip and one tinkle for me before I get into the 4WD and PIG mum tootles me opff for my weekly torture session with Vincent the physio. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listen to 97.3FM all day too and today, Era helps Ela stretch for thirty minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm 175 times, holding each for a count of five.
- Physio today: sat first go, then stood most session, reaching for Ela, weight shifting and stepping backwards. Oh, and standing with a narrower base of support.
- Afterwards, PIG mum and I went to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown to buy groceries. First, we visited Woolies, then I bought a sushi roll for arvo tea from the downstairs Japanese food place called sth like Sushi K Chef. Then we went upstairs and bought more groceries from Coles. Finally, I took a seat outside the health shop (My Healthy World?) while PIG mum went inside to buy bilberry tablets for HK people. I exchanged greetings with a turban-clad man.
- Back home, I used the loo for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- When Kim announced her arrival two minutes early, PIG mum let her in. I stayed online till 4pm then walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 185c

Good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2987. Lol, if I can return online after dinner tonight, I’m certain I’ll have passed 3000 steps! XD Anyways, events for today?
-        At 6:08pm, I played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:41. Now, lemme play one more lasting between six and seven minutes, and I’m content to call it quits for Monday. XD
-        Yay, 3rd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 7:10am, and after one pot :P trip, I fall straight back asleep, coz with Winter approaching dearest dad often doesn’t leave till after 8am, meaning I had a chance to fall asleep then use the pot :P once more when he came to kiss me bye before leaving for work!
Success~ After dearest dad left, I spent ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
-        Now @ 6:36pm I’ve played another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:27. That’s today’s quotas fulfilled, meaning I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight when booted off to bed. XD Actually, I’ve also played one note-worthy one lasting 7:24!
-        The teddies and I cuddled and snored, me waking once more for the pot :P when PIG mum starts a-THUMPING around upstairs. However, after she’s come downstairs into my room and hit me with the eye goo, she hits me with an amazing proposition: would you like to sleep some more? “YES!!” yells Daddy Bear lying in his usual spot over Tum Tum. Me, I give a much more dignified, “Yes, please.” XD
-        We don’t actually fall back asleep with the extra thirty minutes PIG mum gives us. The second time she enters, she helps me very slightly with a bra then leaves me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after getting myself mostly kitted.
PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces (but I’m sure I’ll be tying them with Kim later this arvo) before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
-        After sitting over the loo for two tinkles, I wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Breakfast is two plain (no honey) Weet-bix with some yummy Weet-bix Bites, all my usual drugs :P (which I haveta let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold onto each pill bottle while Era unscrews and rescrews each one – bbl!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday, March 26, 2017

Monday Post 185b

Heylo again! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2788 but secondly and way more importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online after Kim leaves from minding me for two hours!! So again, hopefully bbl with today’s events, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^


Monday Post 185

God afternoon! Firstly, today I’v been hard @ work plodding only 579 steps (obviously, I haven’t left he house yet!) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘How Do You Affect Others?’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY MINUTES online after I get home this arvo!! So hopefully bbl with today’s events, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 185c

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2365. righteo, final, final events for Sunday?
-        I played the first Lumosity brain game twice then @ 9pm took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Toms: well, I’m not seeing Vincent the physio for my weekly torture session until the early arvo; fingers crossed that PIG mum’ll just take me grocery shopping with her toms and won’t gleefully force me to do any awful standing practice for her! >< *sigh*
-        Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm; must remember to ask PIG mum please to find my book club for me.
-        Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 195b

Heylo again and good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2207. righteo, continuing tonight’s events?
-        When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, I was all ready for showering and arvo tea; hey, perhaps she and dearest dad had plenty for lunch but I only had piss little!
Instead, I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela practise piano for her for ten minutes first. I’ll keep saying this, but I don’t really mind, coz I’ve always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly destroyed my ability to play properly. It just makes me so very sad to see how He’s so cruelly reduced me so… like, I can’t claim I was amazing or anything, but I wasn’t half-bad, honest … still, like I said, I’ve always loved playing piano and I’ll be damned before I let Him take that love away from me! >< *sigh*

-        Before showering, I then had to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to hike the stairs for her FIFTEEN times. Why it’s pointless and I think she does this simply so she can show off the power she has over me: hello, I live DOWNSTAIRS now! The clonus started kicking in good by about the 6th pointless trip up; every time Elf landed after I hauled her up one step, she would shake sth almighty/ *sigh*
-        When I finally got to shower, I softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 27% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. I’m still proud of the way I’ve figured out to wash Era’s forearm without needing help~
-        After flipping the nice hot water off, I dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum seriously only helped with Elf’s AFO and both laces. I’m not sure why, but I’m grateful and hoping that’s not the one day break I ask for each week!
-        Back outside, I haveta let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to use Wii Sports Resort for her. I don’t really mind, coz I’m sitting and can fully concentrate; besides, it’s amusing to see how excited PIG mum gets when I’m doing those games for her. XD
-        Before dinner, I walk myself slowly and safely once to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over
-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa icky bitter vegetable (thankfully boiled, meaning there was less taste), lotsa soup carrot, one lil Chinese mushroom, a lil fish and one tiny cube of tasty pork.
-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, before I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Anyways, I’ve just exceeded the PISSY two hour net time restriction that PIG mum so gleefully enforces on me; I’d best go do the Lumosity brain games for her now. Fingers crossed I can bbl after one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Sunday, the final, final spam count for the weekend, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday, March 25, 2017

Sunday Post 195

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1714 steps; secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Thank God For the Blood’ and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend’s thirty-two. Anyways, events for today?
-        Yay, 3rd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 7:10am, and after one pot :P trip I immediately tried to fall back asleep, coz didn’t PIG mum come poke me up @ 7:45am?
-        At 3:25pm, for my first game of Bejeweled, I lasted 5:2`. Now, lemme play one more lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll be content to call it quits for Sunday. XD
-        Actually, PIG mum came to dig me up @ 7:30am! Must remember that for next week~ Yay for the fact that she not only helped me very slightly with a bra but a tee also, coz dearest dad hadn’t left for church yet~
-        Now @ 3:44pm I’ve played another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:25 and will hit the sack tonight. XD
After giving myself fifteen more minutes, I got myself mostly kitted. PIG mum came back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces (only coz she doesn’t wanna arrive late for Canto service; bet I’m tying those laces myself later when I shower) before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Breakfast is some bird food (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran XD) with one plain (no honey) Weet-Bix, all my usual drugs :p and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I happily watch weekend Sunrise and spend about ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

Breakfast over, I walked myself slowly and safely out to the 4WD, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. PIG mum tootles us off to church. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; she also won’t lemme turn on the radio coz she’s ‘too busy preparing her hear to worship God’, whatever that really means. Doesn’t matter; I spend the short trip finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!


-        At church, I use the loo once myself then join Bible study class.
-        There’s no Bible study next week coz of some AGM/EGM thing, and then the week after it’s the last for Term 1!
-        After Bible study, I use the loo once more, grab some morning tea and sit down. I score, coz both Granny Wan and Aunty Jenny bring me more chips! :D Obviously, I shove it all into my gob before PIG mum comes back from wherever she’s gone and sees. XD
-        Time for ESS, I haul myself upstairs and grab my usual spot.
-        Yay, I get to stay seated for worship again~ I sing everything I know, plus the harmony for two songs and the descant for a third, but like every other week, mean absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
-        Speaker today’s Pastor Chris with another sermon from his Kingdom Living/Serving series about humility.
-        After service, I try in vain to find someone for lunch together but in the end, am forced to settle for a meagre lunch with the parents @ Café Mi. at least I get some cold milk tea! I was trying to show PIG mum how I was going through withdrawal symptoms but I suppose I’m a terrible actress coz she just ignored me. XD
-        Back home, I pour myself a mug of water then go do a stinky unspeakable.
-        Toms: dunno what’s happening in the morning, but I’ve got an early afternoon torture session with Vincent the bloody physio before Kim comes to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. Which reminds me: must remember to ask PIG mum please to help me find my book club novel. Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 195b

Heylo again, good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 2228. lol, how come I couldn’t have walked six less steps today?? Then my final, final plodding total would’ve been 2222! XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-        Sorry, will haveta keep it condensed coz it’s already past 9:15pm!
-        Besta came to mind me from 10am till 1pm. While she was here, we took down the Christmas tree together. Thankfully, she lemme sit for that.
-        I went out with Vincent the physio, Kat jie jie and lil Kayla to the Sunnybank Plaza Hoyts cinemas to watch Beauty and the Beasy!
-        First though, we had lunch @ Happy Bowl. Originally, we were going to Café Mi, but there wasn’t any space left!
-        After lunch, Kat jie jie took Kayla to play @ Funzone, while Vincent and I sat down and he downloaded Candy Crush for me!
-        Before watching the movie, I used the loo once first, but didn’t dare wash my hands coz there was a puddle of water right beside the toilet bowl and I was scared I’d slip.
-        Fantastic movie; ‘twas moe like a musical! I munched a small half of the small popcorn Kat jie jie bought us for sharing; actually, ‘twas more like 1/3 coz she dipped into my stash twice after little Kayla finished hers and indicated that she wanted more. Also, I tried a frozen Coke for the first time; it’s not fizzy and I really liked it!
-        Movie finished, Vincent tootled me home and I headed straight into the bathroom for my nice hot shower – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also sang like 27% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Oh, I’m finally remembering to mention that the shower gel I’m using right now this’s really disgusting purple colour! Too bad I’ve only remembered to mention this now, coz it’s almost finished! XD
-        After I flipped the nice hot water off, I dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum seriously helped with NOTHING other than Elf’s AFO and making life more difficult for me by gleefully forcing poor Ela to hold onto each sock before ordering Era to remove the sock and put it on. Wait: she actually also kindly helped with my laces~
-        I plopped online for a short while before dinner
-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa paw paw (both ripe and unripe), one lil yummy Chinese mushroom and some vegetarian stuff that Aunty Ann cooked for us!
-        Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. I’m just really craving one cup of cold HK style milk tea …
-        Righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,

Em. ^^