Saturday Post 193c

Potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 2031. ha, I’m just over two grand. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for Saturday?

-        Alas, the moment dad came back home, he immediately demanded I let him gleefully FORCEL me to use the bloody cross trainer for him. Well, I actually 802 steps, not 800 and will most definitely sing myself to sleep tonight; SCREW counting! >< *igh*

-        When Kim announced her arrival two minutes early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        So a nice warm shower for me today – I washed and rinsed my own hair. I also slowly, softly but most hatefully sang 28%/29% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        After I flipped the nice warm water off, I mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, Era and both legs), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I went over to the loo, and after asking Kim please for one mug of water, did another stinky unspeakable.

-        After washing and drying Era, I walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Arvo tea was one yummy banana, one yummy kiwi and one mug of green tea. My biggest joy, however, was getting to read for another hour; today I got to read for two hours and thirty-five minutes! I reached page 150 @ 5:50pm, BTW. As for Kim, she cleaned the bathroom then gently massaged Ela for about fifty minutes while watching her nutrition YouTube videos.

-        At 5:55pm, I took myself once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Anyways, I’ve just exceeded the PISSY two hour net time limit PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to; I’d better go do the Lumosity brain gamesa for her. Fingers crossed I can bbl after dinner, else hope to see everyone @ church toms

Cheers,

Em. ^^