Monday, March 27, 2017

Monday Post 185e

One final good evening! Em’s final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3014. Ha, I just passed three grand. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-        So a nice hot shower for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also sang 21% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, Era and both legs), mostly creamed myself (again, thans to Kim who helped me cream my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with EWrf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces, after I practised tying the left one with her). After using the loo for one tinkle, I washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Arvo tea was the yummy honey chickensushi roll I bought earlier (pity Kim doesn’t gimme more soya sauce like Darani did) and one mug of green tea. The main joy, however, was getting to read for one whole hour and still make it in time to watch the sports report! :D Today I reached page 500 @ 5:10pm and page 525 @ 5:35pm, BTW~
-        At 5:55pm, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Kim’s back Thursday for my fortnightly shopping trip!
I was content to stay online until dearest dad arrived home for dinner; alas that PIG mum had different ideas. Once she tumbled downstairs, immediately and gleefully forcing me offline, for the next twenty-five minutes I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela play piano for her. I’ll keep saying this, but I don’t really mind, coz I’ve always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly destroyed my ability to play properly. It just makes me so very sad to see how He’s so cruelly reduced me so… like, I can’t claim I was amazing or anything, but I wasn’t half-bad, honest … still, like I said, I’ve always loved playing piano and I’ll be damned before I let Him take that love away from me! >< *sigh*

-        Alas, after that, I then had to let PIG mum gleefully and pointlessly FORCEL me to hike the bloody stairs ten times for her; heylo, I live DOWNSTAIRS now!! >< *sigh*
-        Dinner, after a complete clothes set change (PIG mum helped with my tee then left me to get the rest done; I complied, all the while singing like 43% of my newest second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, closing the left eye for all the important numbers, oh, I started singing this song when PIG mum and I were @ Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown): the yummy rice, lotsa ong vegetable, one slice of king salmon and one lil tasty chunk of yummy pork, which I saved for last, of course.
-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I took my bowl over to the sink then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Toms: late morning UQ physio session with Locky. It’s our last session together!
-        Fingers crossed that PIG mum will take me out for half a lunch somewhere afterwards~
-        Carol’s coming to mind me @ 4pm; she’s taking me to Toastmasters toms night!
-        So fingers cropssed PIG mum’ll lemme buy some dinner back from Maccas; never mind that Happy Meals were what I ate @ LEAST two DECADES ago!
-        Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

P.S. Hey, today I managed FIVE posts! That doesn’t happen too often~ XD

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