Monday, March 13, 2017

Monday Post 193d

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 4264. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-        So a nice warm shower for me – I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also sing like 27% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-        I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off, mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps with my back, Era and both legs0, mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helps with Era, my back and both calves) then mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who helps with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces after I’ve finished practising tying the left one with her). Then I use the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Arvo tea’s the yummy sushi roll I bought earlier (pity that Kim isn’t like Darani and won’t gimme a lil more soya sauce) and one mug of green tea.
-        Afterwards, I sit and happily read my book club novel for forty-five minutes. Kim cleans the bathroom then sits and gently massages Ela for about forty-five minutes while watching YouTube videos.
-        At 5:55pm, I take myself once more to the loo for two tinkles and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        When PIG mum tumbles downstairs from pigland, she immediately and gleefully forces me offline.
-        First I let her gleefully force poor Ela to practise piano for her. I’ll keep saying this, but I don’t really mind, coz I’ve always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly destroyed my ability to play properly. It just makes me so very sad to see how He’s so cruelly reduced me so… like, I can’t claim I was amazing or anything, but I wasn’t half-bad, honest … still, like I said, I’ve always loved playing piano and I’ll be damned before I let Him take that love away from me! >< *sigh*
-        Alas, then dad came home and I had to let the parents gleefully FORCE L me to use the bloody cross trainer for them. I actually went 813 steps, not 800, and will most certainly sing myself to sleep tonight, SCREW counting! >< *sigh*
-        After PIG mum gave me a complete clothes change, dinner tonight wasn’t rice but some kinda Korean flat yellow noodle! That was with lotsa little tong vegetable some fish and some thin slices of beef.
-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I took my bowl over to the sink then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Toms: late morning UQ physio with Lachy. His surname’s Loose! XD
-        Fingers crossed PIG mum’ll take me somewhere for half a plate of rice for lunch …
-        Carol’s coming @ 4pm then taking me out to Toastmasters toms night; I’m Warm-Up Master! Fingers crossed PIG mum’ll lemme buy some dinner back from Maccas; never mind that Happy Meals were what I ate @ LEAST two DECADES ago! *sigh*
-        Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

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