Friday, March 17, 2017

Friday Post 244b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Friday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 3096. Ha, I’m just over three grand. XD Righteo, events for today?
- Yay, 5th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until the noisy garbage truck thundered down our road to start tipping bins, and after one pot :P trip, I spend the ten minutes till 6:15am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
- Afterwards, the teddies and I cuddle and snore, me waking to use the pot :P once more when dearest dad comes and kisses me bye before leaving for work.
- Can’t remember did I fall back asleep before PIG mum enters my room to hit me with the eye goo, help me very slightly with a bra then leave me to get myself mostly kitted, but I do so after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
- PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces. I rejoice, coz that means this week I’ve gotten a second day free from shoelace tying practice. That done, I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela).
- Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
- After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- Breakfast is one plain (without honey) Weet-bix, a handful of bird food (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran XD), all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I also spend about ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
- After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the 4WD, and she tootles me off to see Ray for some massage and acupuncture. We listen to 97.3FM all day, of course, PIG mum gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, and today, Era helps Ela stretch for thirty minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm 150 times, holding each for a count of five.
- Upon arrival, I use the loo once then lie down. PIG mum’s in her element, yapping incessantly @ him; me, I’m amused when Ray hands me the cigar looking thing which he uses for the mosa (sp?) and I pretend to take a puff! XD
- After one more loo trip, PIG mum tootles us off to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown for some shopping.
- Today, I buy this adorable plush snail and like two books (one for dearest dad) with the thirty dollar gift card the ladies from book club gave me for my birthday!
- We have lunch @ Fukuya. I already had lunch there yesterday! Well, this time, I have the fried udon; delicious, while PIG mum has the spicy calamari rice. We share one bottle of Lipton’s green tea.
- Afterwards, PIG mum tootles us home. I use the loo once then walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- Today, Aunty Kitty only arrives three minutes late. I take a nice warm shower – I wash my hair today, but thanks to Aunty Kitty who rinses it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
- I have one tinkle before Aunty Kitty flips the nice warm water off, get dried, get creamed and have another tinkle. Aunty Kitty rekits me, and I have one last tinkle when she’s doing Elf’s AFO straps.
- Back outside, PIG mum’s already waiting with a bowl of yummy red papaya to gleefully force poor Ela to feed me with. Luckily, she keeps her promise and when Aunty Kitty finishes cleaning the bathroom and comes back out to get PIG mum to sign her off, allows Era to quickly shovel the rest.
- Today, Aunty Kitty leaves about five minutes early, even though she came three minutes late. However, PIG mum says I’m not to mind those things.
- When Aunty Kitty left, I went and did a stinky unspeakable.
- Toms: Besta’s coming to mind me toms for not the usual 10am till 1pm but 10am till 4pm, to make up for the weekend she missed awhile back when she was ill; she’s taking me to the Hyperdome for a pre-birthday lunch!
- Then Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm; I hope she remembers she said she’ll tie my shoelaces for me; I already tied them Monday and Thursday!
- Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hoping everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

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