Friday, March 10, 2017

Friday Post 243d

Good evening, and definitely one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s final, final plodding total for tonight now stands @ 3896 and secondly, the final, final spam count for the week’s now ninety-four. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-        After lunch, PIG mum tootles me off to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, we listen to my car CD all day, and today, Era helps Ela stretch for thirty minutes before Ela opens and closes her palm @ least 125 times, holding each for a count of five.
-        At Aunty Ann’s, I use the loo once then lie down and enjoy a comfy massage. PIG mum’s in her element, yapping ceaselessly @ Aunty Ann, who’s awesome enough to answer and chat back~
-        After one more loo trip and one mug of water, PIG mum tootles us off to Calamvale Central, where we buy groceries from the fruit shop and Woolies. Also thanks to PIG mum who lets me buy one sushi roll for arvo tea.
-        Back home, I pop online until Aunty Lucia announces her arrival, when I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        So a nice warm shower for me – I wash my hair today, but thanks to Aunty Lucia who rinses it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-        I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off, get dried, creamed and rekitted before I walk myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        For some reason, PIG mum cut my sushi roll into four small pieces and left a fork beside the plate? I was suspicious that she wanted to gleefully force poor Ela to feed me it, and quickly wolfed down the 822 steps tonightfour slices before she got the chance. Then I drank one mug of green tea.
-        When Aunty Lucia left, I used the loo once for two tinkles then walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        But dad came home and immediately demanded I let him gleefully FORCE L me to use the bloody cross trainer for him! >< Well, I actually went 822 steps tonight, and will most definitely be singing myself to sleep tonight; SCREW counting! >< *sigh*
-        After PIG mum helped me with an entire set clothes change, dinner tonight was the yummy rice, lotsa little tong vegetable and some beef casserole Aunty Carly had made for us!
-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of soup, before I immediately used the loo for one tinkle and came back to watch the Broncos play the Cowboys; ‘twas half time and we were leading by four!
-        Heartbreak: to lose by one point. AGAIN. >< Uncle Colbert will be distraught. XD
-        Toms: Daddy Bear and I get our weekly sleep-in till 10am! Not sure will Besta take me out for lunch and stay with me till 4pm, but hope so!
-        Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. She’s already promised to help me tie my laces~
-        Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

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