Saturday Post 192c

Potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 1613. anyways, potential final, final events for Saturday?

-        When kim announced her arrival precisely @ 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        So a nice warm showe for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most effectively sang 28% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        After flipping the nice warm water off, I mostly dried mysef 9thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, Era and both legs), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, Era, my back and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces; she says she’ll only do that on Saturdays; other days, I must practise tying Elf’s shoelace with her. That’s fine; I only ask for one break each week!)

-        After using the loo for one tinkle, I washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Arvo tea was one yummy banana, one yummy kiwi and one mug of green tea. My main joy, however, was getting to read my Star Trek novel for one whole hour! That’s two hours and ten minutes I got to read today! :D I reached pg. 300 @ 5:20 and pg. 3:25 @ 5:55pm, BTW. While I did so, Kim cleaned the bathroom then sat and massaged Ela intermittently for fifty-five minutes.

-        At 5:55pm, I took myself slowly and safely to the loo for another stinky unspeakable and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Anyways, I’ve just exceeded the PISSY two hour internet time restriction that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to; better go do the Lumosity brain games for her now. Fingers crossed I can bbl after dinner, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^