Friday Post 246c

One final good evening! Firstly, Em’s final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 4968 (aw, I’m only thirty-two steps off being half a normal person today XD) and secondly, the final, final spam count for the week’s eighty-two. Righteo, final, final events for Friday?

-        At Ho Lin Wah, PIG mum had the ‘A’ set meal (tasty pork mince with rice; we traded one mouthful) with a honey lemon water) and I had the ‘B’ set meal (chicken cutlet in mushroom sauce with rice) and a cold milk tea).

-        Afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. I enjoyed relaxing under Aunty Ann’s firm ministrations; she enjoyed yapping unceasingly @ Aunty Ann. XD

-        Back home, I plopped briefly online until Aunty Kitty arrived.

-        So a nice hot shower for me – I washed my hair today, but thanks to Aunty Kitty who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.

-        I had one tinkle before Aunty Kitty flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Aunty Kitty rekitted me (well, I did Elf’s sock, but she kindly helped with the rest) and I had one last tinkle when she was doing Elf’s AFO straps.

-        Back outside, arvo tea was the second half of lunch (which obviously didn’t taste anywhere near as good as the first half coz it’s not as fresh anymore) plus one mug of Chinese tea. Aunty Kitty would’ve left five minutes early again but still got the full hour’s pay had it not been for PIG mum dragging her outside to show her the vegie patch she keeps with dearest dad. XD

-        When she left, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo once for two tinkles and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Repeat again around 6pm.

-        When dad comes home, he’s all for me letting Him gleefully FORCE L me to plod on the bloody cross trainer for him, but I persuade him instead just to gleefully FORCE L me to hike the bloody stairs fifteen times for him.  After I’ve hauled myself up and down them twice, PIG mum wakes and takes over the job. Hello, I live DOWNSTAIRS now; I seriously don’t get the point of this stupid exercise!! >< *sigh*

After a complete set clothes change, I’m ready for dinner, but first I still haveta let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela on two more stupid exercises for her: piano playing and using Wii Sports Resort. Re: the piano playing: I’ll keep saying this, but I don’t really mind, coz I’ve always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly destroyed my ability to play properly. It just makes me so very sad to see how He’s so cruelly reduced me so… like, I can’t claim I was amazing or anything, but I wasn’t half-bad, honest … still, like I said, I’ve always loved playing piano and I’ll be damned before I let Him take that love away from me! >< *sigh* As for the Wii Sports Resort, I wish PIG mum would just go play it herself; she gets so bloody excited watching Ela flop uselessly around! XD And I’m not exaggerating when I say ‘flop’: in the past she’d support Ela but now she barely touches her, meaning Ela’s left flinging herself in all sorts of direction, but hey, I’m seated and can fully concentrate, so no biggie~

Before dinner, I walk myself slowly and safely once to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, lotsa tasteless soup potato, lotsa sweet soup carrot, one tiny Chinese mushroom and three miniscule chunks of tasty pork.

-        Dinner’s spooned down with one bowl of soup, and after I take the bowl over to the sink, I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        At 9pm, I walk myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: PIG mum’s asked Besta to please come thirty minutes early @ 9:30am, coz dearest dad needs to attend Uncle Wah Hung’s mother’s funeral.

-        And oh, the excitement! Cassie’s taking me to Grill’d @ Garbo for my belated birthday lunch! :D

-        Then Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm.

-        Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^