Monday Post 268d

Good evening and potentially one final greeting for Monday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 1480. Never fear, I’m certain I’ll have passed 1.5 grand before the day’s out. XD Anyways, events for today?

Yay, 6^th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• Usually, nature calls every hour after my first pot :P trip, but how awesome’s this: afterwards, Daddy Bear and I cuddled and snored all the way until dearest dad walked silently along the hallway leading to the garage and unpopped the lock; that was @ 7:50am!
• After dearest dad had kissed me bye, retucked the teddies and I back into bed and left for his hard day’s work, I just cuddled Daddy Bear forawhile, not falling asleep again coz PIG mum’s annoying alarm clock went off downstairs and she was soon a-THUMPING around. Shortly afterwards, she’d entered my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with only the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with once after giving myself fifteen more minutes and using the pot :P once more first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast is some bird food (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran XD) with one full mug of water and all my usual drugs. :P Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• Afterwards, Jo (or whatever the Asian OT that’s three years my junior’s name is) comes and gives Ela a session. I’m not really a fan, coz she keeps getting me to stand and do the exercises, also that she says ‘um’ heaps, but hey.
• When she leaves, I use the loo once more then happily watch Nine’s morning news, before tootling online for myself for awhile.
• When dearest dad arrives home for lunch and PIG mum summons me over also, I walk myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Lunch was yeung cheung noodles with lotsa dearest dad’s home-grown beans plus one mug of Chinese tea.
• After lunch, I take my bowl over to the sink then walk myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• At 1:40pm, I use the loo for one tinkle then get into the 4WD. PIG mum tootles me off to see Vincent the physio for my weekly torture session. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my seatbelt all day, we listen to 97.3FM all day and today, Era helps Ela stretch for twenty minutes before Ela opens and closes her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
• Physio today: stod entire session, bent eleven times to floor for Ela to touch floor, weightshifting, stood on Erf's tippytoes for more than one minute. PIG mum went after me, but it’s not like she actually had to do anything, the lucky thing; she just lay there and Vincent knead her back! While he did so, I read a Women’s Day gossip mag from like November last year.
• Back home, I turned off the alarm and walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Thanks to PIG mum who let Tina in when she announced her arrival one minute late, thus saving me from a potentially disastrous trip to the front door.
• So a nice hot shower for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 23% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Tina rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf’s AFO straps and one last when she was giving Wally back to Ela.
• Back outside, arvo tea was some kinda biscotti that Anna gave me and one mug of green tea. Happiness was getting to read for one hour – and I FINALLY finished that huge James Clavell novel @ 5:10pm! Now until book club next month I’m happily reading Q-sth, a Star Trek novel~
• After watching the sports report, I used the loo once more for two tinkles then signed Tina off with my thanks and byes. She’s not back next Monday, coz I’m still @ camp then!
• At 6:30pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• PIG mum’s just returned home from grocery shopping, saying she’s late because suddenly Aunty Jo and Uncle NSW rang her for help coz their car’s broken down! PIG mum was on her way to rescue them when dearest dad rang her, so now he’s gone there instead.
• Toms: late morning UQ physio with Georgia; it’s our last one together! Lol, I kept thinking her name was Olivia but knew that was wrong; recently I keep thinking it’s Gloria! XD
• Think Aunty Ann’s still overseas, meaning I’m obviously not seeing her for a comfy massage toms. But hopefully PIG mum can still take me out for half a lunch @ Ho Lin Wah; I need my HK-style milk tea! XD
• Carol’s minding me from 4pm – and taking me to Toastmasters! So hopefully PIG mum’ll lemme buy back some dinner from Maccas; never mind that Happy Meals were what I ate surely MORE THAN TWO DECADES AGO! *sigh*
• Anyways, hgopefully bbl after dinner, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^
P.S. Joni's devotional topic's 'Steering Sin'.
P.P.S. Now @ 8:03pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 9:05. Right, promise I'll not play again until tomorrow. XD