Saturday, September 15, 2018

Sunday Post 267


Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1453 steps (but I’m positive I’ll have cracked 1500 before the day’s out XD); secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Don’t Rush To Judgment” and thirdly, the spam count for the entire week’s fifteen. Anyways, events for today?

  • For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 3:13, I lasted 6:16. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between five and six minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  • Aw, pity. My awesome sleep streak ended @ 12:25/12:35am this morning, when my idiot bladder nudged me awake and demanded I use the pot. :p But never mind, hopefully I’ll begin a new awesome sleep streak right away!
  • Now @ 3:29pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:29. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  • Nature called again around 6:20am, and after another pot :P trip, I went straight back to sleep, coz I hoped to wake and use the pot :P once more before PIG mum came and hit me with the eye goo!

Success, coz unlike dearest dad who’s very considerate and walks silently upstairs, PIG mum MUST go a-THUMPING around! When she began her marching parade @ 7:20am, I awoke to use the pot :P once more then spent the ten minutes till 7:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

  • Now @ 4:05pm I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 7:25. Right, promise I’ll not play Bejeweled again until toms. XD

PIG mum comes into my bedroom to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first. PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, after which I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

  • After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :p table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast is some bird food (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran XD), one full mug of water (which I tip down the sink coz PIG mum’s upstairs changing XD) and all my usual drugs. :P Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

  • Once PIG mum’s come downstairs, I take my bowl out to the sink then walk myself slowly and safely out to the 4WD, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • PIG mum tootles us off to church. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, and of course she won’t lemme turn the radio on, because she’s ‘too busy preparing her heart to worship God’, whatever that means. Didn’t matter, I just spent the short car trip silently telling the cruel and unfaithful God how much I DESPISED Him and how much I wished there was any other way into heaven after this Earthly life was done.
  • At church, I hiked downstairs, used the loo for one tinkle then entered class. Surprise, Leo and Mel were already there! PIG mum immediately bolted off to CM, and I was rather annoyed that she’d forgotten to gimme a new notebook coz I’d asked her for one please last Sunday.
  • For the last class of Term Three, about six students attended. Pastor Chris taught a lesson about gospel hermeneutics.
  • Afterwards, I used the loofor one more tinkle, grabbed some morning tea and sat down. Aunty Kitty appeared and told me that the sandwiches were coming out; would I like her to bring me some? Before I could reply, PIG mum immediately butted in that she’d get me two, but she only got me one! When I asked her please for my other one, she just ignored me. >< Well, I made sure to tell Aunty Kitty what a LIAR PIG mum was. *sigh*
  • Leanne’s granny also sat beside me for a chat; she was munching a quarter-triangle sandwich. When I leaned forward to bid her good morning, she immediately began tearing off a chunk of sandwich for me! I tried to decline politely but she was insistent! Thus I leaned forward to accept the chunk with thanks, when SWOOSH! PIG mum appears, snatches the sandwich piece from Era and hands it back to Leanne’s granny, before hissing @ me, “How DARE you ask for food from an old granny?” I protested that I hadn’t asked; she’d offered then insisted! *sigh* Why PIG mum gets such a kick from bagging me out, I’ll never know …
  • Time for ESS, I haul myself up the stairs into the service hall. The moment I touch the chair back, PIG mum bolts off for her very informal ‘fellowship’ with all the other church aunties who can’t be bothered attending Bible study like my dearest dad does either. Not sure why she insists on calling their gossip and coffee session fellowship, but hey.
  • Yay, I get to stay seated for worship today~ I sing everything I know, plus the harmony for one song but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
  • Speaker today was Pastor Chris with another sermon from his sermon series Recognising Greatness entitled Gravediggers.
  • After service, I chatted awhile with Alex, who’d just come back from his holiday in Europe! The poor man actually fell sick during his holidays. >< But he said he flew Qatar airlines and really did bring me back a souvenir!
  • After one more loo trip, PIG mum tootled us to this Vietnamese place for lunch along Gowan Rd, because she’d already said we would have the dumplings Aunty Rose made me yesterday for dinner tonight and I asked could I please have some rice now?
  • Lunch was @ Vietnam 168 Pho; I had the crispy skin chicken with rice. Originally I’d asked PIG mum could I please have pearl milk tea too? But she was like, “If you take half home for arvo tea.” In that case, water did me just fine. Life’s all about give and take, isn’t it? Sure, I give and she takes … *sigh*
  • After lunch, PIG mum tootles us home. I turn off the alarm, use the loo once for one tinkle then walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • We Facetimed with Mickey and Aunty Nga briefly. I don’t get PIG mum; I’ve never met anyone as eager to end conversations like her! XD
  • Dearest dad’s coming back from Sydney tonight, yay! Hope King Bob has looked after him well more me!
  • Toms: perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me? Apart from an early arvo torture session with Vincent the bloody physio, don’t think I’ve got much else happening …
  • Tina’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm; braced for not getting to read for one hour because she’s just so bloody SLOW … XD
  • So maybe bbl, but if not, wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^


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