Monday Post 455e

 Good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2598. Ha, I'm just over 2.5 grand. XD Anyways, potential final, final events for tonight?

• Thanks to PIG mum who let Rebecca in when she announced her arrival two minutes early, thus saving me for a potentially dangerous trip to the front door myself. 
• So a nice warm shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Rebecca who helped me rinse out my hair, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut. While I washed myself, she told me that she was fifty and has three kids: the youngest's seventeen and the oldest's doing a psychology degree @ uni while her husband works in sales.
• I had one tinkle before Rebecca flipped the nice warm water off, got dried and apparently got creamed but silly Rebecca actually lathered body milk over my back instead! XD We laughed, she rinsed the soap off and I got dried again and properly creamed, having one tinkle then. When Rebecca rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was helping with Elf's AFO straps and one last when she was giving Wally back to Ela.
• Back outside, arvo tea was that DELICIOUS tub of black sesame ice cream PIG mum had lemme buy from Big Hanaromart plus one mug of peppermint tea. Happiness was reading the Phillip Pullman novel for one hour (I reached pg. 150 @ 5:10) and then playing Jewel Hereos for twenty ; I reached level 2400!
• At 5:55pm I used the loo once more for two tinkles before crashing the couch and signing Rebecca off with my thanks and byes. She's back tomorrow and taking me to Toastmasters!
  
• The parents returned home from walkies; PIG mum went upstairs for her long belated arvo nap (it's after 7:30pm now but she's only just got up) and dad went swimming.
• My EPIC FAILURE/second fall for 2022: when nature suddenly called, I put down the footrest and stood up from the couch. Mustn't have scooted far enough forward coz then I stacked it. >< Luckily, fat butt, good cushioning and since I went down silently, PIG mum didn't know since she was in pigland upstairs. Quickly went from two point to one point and shoved up holding onto the sofa before going to the loo. Will tell Monique coz I told Sonia about my first fall. 
• Once the news ended I used the loo for one more tinkle then returned online.
• Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl after dinner, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. I've already managed  FIVE posts tonight! XD Yeah, I can often manage five most Mondays now. XD