good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1410 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'by god's grace you can overcome' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and SIX MINUTES online tonight after fifi leaves!!! righteo, today's events?
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work and got both oem and voem to eye-kiss me. :) he left for work @ 8:05am, i spent the ten minutes till 8:15am having a quiet chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-then bear bear, oem, voem and i snored all the way till midday! PIG mum did come in @ some point during the morning, to force me to drink one mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - and tell me that's there isn't any movies out right now worth seeing.
-but i decided i'd better arise @ midday. i used the pot :p for one tinkle, but when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable just returned to bed. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the toilet, where of course she gleefully forced me to dak myself. but thanks to her who passed me one mug of water - which again, i was very careful to hold 'correctly' and i did a stinky unspeakable. after i'd finished, mother came back for me, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to get me two weetbix with a tiny amount of honey for breakfast. i took one small gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-i happily read my bookclub novel until PIG mum decided to gleefully force poor ela to write out the alphabet. after that, she gleefully forced me to fold the day's washing (i know she likes doing that just coz she can order me to 'lean away' from the chair. finally, she gleefully forced poor ela to wash all the dishes.
-umm ... PIG mum wants to show me sth. bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, January 31, 2011
monday post 39d
one final good evening! em's last plodding total for monday now stands @ 4034. righteo, final events for tonight?
-i'm having fun browsing through my past blogs, reading what i used to blog about. interesting stuff - not just my day-to-day "i did this, ate that, went here, etc" but actual topics, like my current embluekirby.blogspot.com!
-oh yeah, i'm also happy that i just passed 4000 steps today. :)
-PIG mum said she'd take me to the loo after she finished dinner. that was just before 7:45. thirty minutes later, @ 8:15, i tried asking again. but unsurprisingly, she couldn't be bothered coz she was too busy watching television. wonder what's on now?
-she delegated dad to watch me to the toilet. of course i had to do everything myself.
-toms: i really haven't a clue; i better prolly check what's in the movies before i return to reading my old blogs. if i'm lucky enough to still be online afterwards, i'm gonna play more bejeweled! :) anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i'm having fun browsing through my past blogs, reading what i used to blog about. interesting stuff - not just my day-to-day "i did this, ate that, went here, etc" but actual topics, like my current embluekirby.blogspot.com!
-oh yeah, i'm also happy that i just passed 4000 steps today. :)
-PIG mum said she'd take me to the loo after she finished dinner. that was just before 7:45. thirty minutes later, @ 8:15, i tried asking again. but unsurprisingly, she couldn't be bothered coz she was too busy watching television. wonder what's on now?
-she delegated dad to watch me to the toilet. of course i had to do everything myself.
-toms: i really haven't a clue; i better prolly check what's in the movies before i return to reading my old blogs. if i'm lucky enough to still be online afterwards, i'm gonna play more bejeweled! :) anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 39c
good evening again! em's new final plodding total for monday now stands @ 3862. righteo, events since my last post?
-dearest dad came home around the same time as PIG mum awoke from pigland. so i was spared moreexercises for ela, phew.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table, where i continued reading dear fatty until the parents called dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa sugerloaf/silverbeet/whatever that vegetable that looks like cabbage's called, one small mushroom and one tiny slice of pork. of course, mean PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto the mug of yummy fruit and vegie juice that dad poured me 'incorrectly'.
-i asked PIG mum to please watch me walk to the loo ones after dinner; she refused, saying 'twas her time to eat dinner. well, if by 8:15 she still hasn't finished, i'm gonna ask her again. i'm also starting to think that i should check out what movies are playing toms; PIG mum's 'home program' sounds more like torture to me. :P anyways, hopefully i can come back again!
cheers,
em. ^^
-dearest dad came home around the same time as PIG mum awoke from pigland. so i was spared moreexercises for ela, phew.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table, where i continued reading dear fatty until the parents called dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa sugerloaf/silverbeet/whatever that vegetable that looks like cabbage's called, one small mushroom and one tiny slice of pork. of course, mean PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto the mug of yummy fruit and vegie juice that dad poured me 'incorrectly'.
-i asked PIG mum to please watch me walk to the loo ones after dinner; she refused, saying 'twas her time to eat dinner. well, if by 8:15 she still hasn't finished, i'm gonna ask her again. i'm also starting to think that i should check out what movies are playing toms; PIG mum's 'home program' sounds more like torture to me. :P anyways, hopefully i can come back again!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 39b
good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 3647. anyways, events after my first post?
-fifi came about three minutes late today. she led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i noticed that everytime PIG mum helps me with a shower, she always gleefully forces me to lean forwards to reach the shampoo and body wash, but all the carers/life coaches/support workers/whatever they're called nows :P just remove the jar from the holder, i just hold out buta-chan and they squirt the body wash onto him. but PIG mum will jeer that they do that only coz they're paid for it, whereas she's trying to teach me independence. *sigh*
-i had one tinkle before fifi flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted. i only had one tinkle when fifi went out to ask PIG mum for a long sock for elf, to stop the AFO drom chafing ell.
-fifi rinsed the floor once for me then led me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-lol, she ALMOST gave me the perfect arvo tea! the only thing that stopped me from getting it was that there was only one slice of cheese left! :S :P but hopefully PIG mum can buy some more toms~ and for some strange reason, she gave me two teabags for my tea today! i asked her please for two teaspoonfuls of sugar/honey, not teabags! :P
-fifi was busy yakking on her mobile and didn't start giving ela a massage until just after 5:35pm.
-fifteen minutes later, she led me once more to the toilet for two tinkles, led me over to wash and dry era (i introduced her to hungry :P) and led me back to the computer table.
-i signed her off and she left right away. she's back toms, and also thursday - she's taking me to garbo! for dinner tonight, they're having chicken, chips (they have chips every other day; i'm jealous!) and salad. also, her daughter, terry, gets ice-cream every second day too!!! man, i'm stinkingly jealous, now! :S
-anyways, the news has just ended; i presume PIG mum'll come downstairs soon and gleefully force me offline to fold clothes or sth. still dunno what's happening toms yet; fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner!
cheers,
em. ^^
-fifi came about three minutes late today. she led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i noticed that everytime PIG mum helps me with a shower, she always gleefully forces me to lean forwards to reach the shampoo and body wash, but all the carers/life coaches/support workers/whatever they're called nows :P just remove the jar from the holder, i just hold out buta-chan and they squirt the body wash onto him. but PIG mum will jeer that they do that only coz they're paid for it, whereas she's trying to teach me independence. *sigh*
-i had one tinkle before fifi flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted. i only had one tinkle when fifi went out to ask PIG mum for a long sock for elf, to stop the AFO drom chafing ell.
-fifi rinsed the floor once for me then led me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-lol, she ALMOST gave me the perfect arvo tea! the only thing that stopped me from getting it was that there was only one slice of cheese left! :S :P but hopefully PIG mum can buy some more toms~ and for some strange reason, she gave me two teabags for my tea today! i asked her please for two teaspoonfuls of sugar/honey, not teabags! :P
-fifi was busy yakking on her mobile and didn't start giving ela a massage until just after 5:35pm.
-fifteen minutes later, she led me once more to the toilet for two tinkles, led me over to wash and dry era (i introduced her to hungry :P) and led me back to the computer table.
-i signed her off and she left right away. she's back toms, and also thursday - she's taking me to garbo! for dinner tonight, they're having chicken, chips (they have chips every other day; i'm jealous!) and salad. also, her daughter, terry, gets ice-cream every second day too!!! man, i'm stinkingly jealous, now! :S
-anyways, the news has just ended; i presume PIG mum'll come downstairs soon and gleefully force me offline to fold clothes or sth. still dunno what's happening toms yet; fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner!
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, January 30, 2011
monday post 39
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3150 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'stay in constant contact with god' and thirdly, em's still owed FIVE MINUTES online tonight after fifi leaves!!! righteo, today's events?
-last night was kinda intense. i've always admired PIG mum; her ability to always be so energetic simply astounds me. like, usually, by the end of the day, i'm usually so buggered out, having endured another day for her, that i simply slump against the wash basin in exhaustion. unfortunately, PIG mum took offence to that, and gleefully forced me to stand for more than ten minutes, not leaning against anything, while she harangued me @ length. but, eventually, i made it to bed.
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before he left for work. he also got voem to eye-kiss me; when i asked him where oem had gone to, he looked around my bed, then bent under it. "oh, the silly thing chucked himself off your bed last night, such a messy sleeper," dad said, as he retrieved oem from under the bed and smothered me with more eye-kisses. :) dad also gave me permission to buy a yummy pork salad roll for lunch. :)
-he left for work @ 8:20; i spent the last ten minutes till 8:30 having a quiet chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear, oem, voem and i all cuddled and slept until PIG mum woke me with "fifteen more minutes." again i counted the time down then spent the thirty-odd seconds till PIG mum returned just continuing that chat to percy, but silently.
-when PIG mum came back, i used the pot :P for one tinkle, but just returned to bed after i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps, squirt honey and other various tasks before i finally sat down with my three yummy weetbix. the mug of water i drained 'incorrectly', of course.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. i did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning against the siderail and quietly finishing the chat to percy the saint/angel.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-sheesh. on australia day, i was listening to westlife, only for PIG mum to change the disc to jack cheung, saying that anna liked him. BUT, she also PROMISED that i could listen to whatever i wanted to for this week. trust her to go back on her word. franklu, i'm not that surprised. of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, too. think we listened to ronan ... hey, i like his voice. :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into unique physiotherapy.
-thankfully, no falls today. :) my torture session was just basically exercises for ela, leaning all to the left, etc.
-when we left unique physiotherapy, PIG mum actually did take me to buy a pork salad roll! of course, she had to harangue and threaten me a great deal first, but hey, i'm used to it.
-back home, i went to the toilet once more. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, not even caring that i was asking her please for some help coz 'twas hot and i was sweating heaps.
-i read dear fattyout aloud for about fifteen minutes, until dearest dad came home for lunch. :)
-i ate my yummy pork salad roll, thanks to PIG mum who mixed me one yummy milo (although i highly suspect that she only put one teaspoon of milo powder into the cup and not the stated three).
-after lunch, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to write out the alphabet, before gleefully forcing her to feed me a juicy pear.
-i went once more to the loo before finally coming online. awesome, i've still got thirty minutes till fifi arrives!
-righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight, coz i dunno what's planned for toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-last night was kinda intense. i've always admired PIG mum; her ability to always be so energetic simply astounds me. like, usually, by the end of the day, i'm usually so buggered out, having endured another day for her, that i simply slump against the wash basin in exhaustion. unfortunately, PIG mum took offence to that, and gleefully forced me to stand for more than ten minutes, not leaning against anything, while she harangued me @ length. but, eventually, i made it to bed.
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before he left for work. he also got voem to eye-kiss me; when i asked him where oem had gone to, he looked around my bed, then bent under it. "oh, the silly thing chucked himself off your bed last night, such a messy sleeper," dad said, as he retrieved oem from under the bed and smothered me with more eye-kisses. :) dad also gave me permission to buy a yummy pork salad roll for lunch. :)
-he left for work @ 8:20; i spent the last ten minutes till 8:30 having a quiet chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear, oem, voem and i all cuddled and slept until PIG mum woke me with "fifteen more minutes." again i counted the time down then spent the thirty-odd seconds till PIG mum returned just continuing that chat to percy, but silently.
-when PIG mum came back, i used the pot :P for one tinkle, but just returned to bed after i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps, squirt honey and other various tasks before i finally sat down with my three yummy weetbix. the mug of water i drained 'incorrectly', of course.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. i did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning against the siderail and quietly finishing the chat to percy the saint/angel.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-sheesh. on australia day, i was listening to westlife, only for PIG mum to change the disc to jack cheung, saying that anna liked him. BUT, she also PROMISED that i could listen to whatever i wanted to for this week. trust her to go back on her word. franklu, i'm not that surprised. of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, too. think we listened to ronan ... hey, i like his voice. :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into unique physiotherapy.
-thankfully, no falls today. :) my torture session was just basically exercises for ela, leaning all to the left, etc.
-when we left unique physiotherapy, PIG mum actually did take me to buy a pork salad roll! of course, she had to harangue and threaten me a great deal first, but hey, i'm used to it.
-back home, i went to the toilet once more. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, not even caring that i was asking her please for some help coz 'twas hot and i was sweating heaps.
-i read dear fattyout aloud for about fifteen minutes, until dearest dad came home for lunch. :)
-i ate my yummy pork salad roll, thanks to PIG mum who mixed me one yummy milo (although i highly suspect that she only put one teaspoon of milo powder into the cup and not the stated three).
-after lunch, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to write out the alphabet, before gleefully forcing her to feed me a juicy pear.
-i went once more to the loo before finally coming online. awesome, i've still got thirty minutes till fifi arrives!
-righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight, coz i dunno what's planned for toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post 37d
well, finally, PIG mum managed to tear herself away from the television long enough to watch me walk once more to the toilet, meaning my absolute final plodding total's now 4786. and the final spam count for the weekend's still thirteen. goodnite then, and hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post 37c
good evening! em's new final plodding total now stands @ 4604 and the new final spam count for the week's thirteen. righteo, events after my last post?
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland, she came downstairs and immediately forced me offline. i went to the toilet; of course she gleefully forced me to dak myself. actually, she passed me one mug of water, saying i hadn't done a stinky unspeakable yet. i was extremely careful to hold the cup 'correctly' but didn't feel like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum came back for me, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the living room.
-sorry, correction: she just gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom for my hot-cold-hot-cold shower. i knew for a fact that PIG mum would definitely gleefully force me to dak myself, and most definitely refuse to help me remove erf's shoe and sock, so i went to the loo and did that myself first.
-i washed my hair today, and horrible PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts fifty times.
-i dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum finished with my socks, AFO and shoes, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the sofa, coz i'd asked her to please pass me the phone so i could ring leanne. trust her nature to gleefully refuse. :(
-meaning i used MY OWN TWO FEET and walked to thesofa to get the phone. when i turned around and sat down, i said my usual "you've forced me to walk here, but i'm glad my own two feet did that." only the parents got pissed and spent forever ranting @ me. that culminated in the parents gleefully FORCING :( me to walk all the way back to my room to pick up the phone, then gleefully FORCING :( me to walk all the way back out to the living room, where i finally rang leanne and had a happy chat with her. think she had linguine for dinner tonight. well, definitely some sort of pasta, anyway.and she's watching the tennis now, too! she told me to cheer for murray, BTW, coz he's the underdog. GO MURRAY!!! :P
after PIG mum shooed me off the phone, saying 'twas dinnertime, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table for dinner.
-rice tonight, with three slices of kinda icky cucumber, some carrot, some of PIG mum's yummy mincemeat with tomato and one of aunty a's mushrooms. sadly, PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer, and i tootled back online.
-then aunty hilda rang, and i spoke with her on the phone! she's just been to canada for her daughter's wedding! she says lun bak bak's turning eighty-seven this year, but she's like twenty-seven years younger than him - wow! and she brought me back some special sand from somewhere - apparently, it's star shaped! PIG mum wrote down her number; aunty hilda says to call her whenever we're going to plaza and ring her before 8:30am and she'll meet us there!
-i asked PIG mum again to please take me to the loo after we both finished talking on the phone, but her new excuse was, "can't. i'm feeling dizzy." :S hope she feels better soon!
-well, it's almost 9:30pm now, fingers crossed i can stay online till 10!
-help, it's a bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio for me toms. >< pray for no falls :S and hopefully dad'll lemme buy a yummy pork salad roll for lunch toms. oh yeah - hope the skies remain overcast toms - else PIG mum'll definitely refuse to buy me a pork salad roll! (by buying, i only mean that she pays. in the past, i'd wait inside the car for her while she went to buy it, but now she finds that discovers she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE in being able to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk up there and buy it myself. :(
-anyways, i'll try for the toilet again. fingers crossed i can come back afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S.*sigh* now PIG mum won't watch me go to the loo coz "i'm watching the tennis prize presentation."
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland, she came downstairs and immediately forced me offline. i went to the toilet; of course she gleefully forced me to dak myself. actually, she passed me one mug of water, saying i hadn't done a stinky unspeakable yet. i was extremely careful to hold the cup 'correctly' but didn't feel like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum came back for me, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the living room.
-sorry, correction: she just gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom for my hot-cold-hot-cold shower. i knew for a fact that PIG mum would definitely gleefully force me to dak myself, and most definitely refuse to help me remove erf's shoe and sock, so i went to the loo and did that myself first.
-i washed my hair today, and horrible PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts fifty times.
-i dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum finished with my socks, AFO and shoes, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the sofa, coz i'd asked her to please pass me the phone so i could ring leanne. trust her nature to gleefully refuse. :(
-meaning i used MY OWN TWO FEET and walked to thesofa to get the phone. when i turned around and sat down, i said my usual "you've forced me to walk here, but i'm glad my own two feet did that." only the parents got pissed and spent forever ranting @ me. that culminated in the parents gleefully FORCING :( me to walk all the way back to my room to pick up the phone, then gleefully FORCING :( me to walk all the way back out to the living room, where i finally rang leanne and had a happy chat with her. think she had linguine for dinner tonight. well, definitely some sort of pasta, anyway.and she's watching the tennis now, too! she told me to cheer for murray, BTW, coz he's the underdog. GO MURRAY!!! :P
after PIG mum shooed me off the phone, saying 'twas dinnertime, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table for dinner.
-rice tonight, with three slices of kinda icky cucumber, some carrot, some of PIG mum's yummy mincemeat with tomato and one of aunty a's mushrooms. sadly, PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer, and i tootled back online.
-then aunty hilda rang, and i spoke with her on the phone! she's just been to canada for her daughter's wedding! she says lun bak bak's turning eighty-seven this year, but she's like twenty-seven years younger than him - wow! and she brought me back some special sand from somewhere - apparently, it's star shaped! PIG mum wrote down her number; aunty hilda says to call her whenever we're going to plaza and ring her before 8:30am and she'll meet us there!
-i asked PIG mum again to please take me to the loo after we both finished talking on the phone, but her new excuse was, "can't. i'm feeling dizzy." :S hope she feels better soon!
-well, it's almost 9:30pm now, fingers crossed i can stay online till 10!
-help, it's a bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio for me toms. >< pray for no falls :S and hopefully dad'll lemme buy a yummy pork salad roll for lunch toms. oh yeah - hope the skies remain overcast toms - else PIG mum'll definitely refuse to buy me a pork salad roll! (by buying, i only mean that she pays. in the past, i'd wait inside the car for her while she went to buy it, but now she finds that discovers she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE in being able to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk up there and buy it myself. :(
-anyways, i'll try for the toilet again. fingers crossed i can come back afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S.*sigh* now PIG mum won't watch me go to the loo coz "i'm watching the tennis prize presentation."
Saturday, January 29, 2011
sunday post37
good afternoon! TWFT topic's 'pray about everything', em's been hard @ work plodding 3723 steps today and the spam count for the weekend's eleven. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-cathy gave me a shower - hairwash today. afterwards, she walked me straight to the car and got to leave forty-five minutes early and still get paid for two hours of work!
-lol, PIG mum must've been pissed that cathy helped me with my seatbelt coz she told dad to drive the camry instead so she could have the pleasure of gleefully FORCING :( me to walk to the car and also the added pleasure of gleefully forcing me to buckle my seatbelt. but i happily sung along to the backstreet boys while dad drove us to the cheung's place.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside; i apologised to both daphne and thomas that i needed to wear shoes inside their house.
-michael wandered over and said he'd already read my facebook status about eating pizza for breakfast in the morning!
-dad fed me this thin little rectangle piece of some stickystuff that's apparently a chinese new year's delicacy
-lol, drinking from plastic cups last night, we had to write our names on them. i reminded dad to write 'uncle' michael on his cup coz there was already a michael leung.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before dinner started. dunno why she refused to lemme move to the table and eat, but hey. 'twas slightly uncomfortable, eating from that twisted angle, but hey.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk and get myself some food. i took some of her pork mince to 'give face' to her. :)
-vicky sat beside me and we yakked away on different topics. then PIG mum took me once to the loo before the program started.
-lol, after handing out lyric sheets, thomas asked me, "can you read that okay, em?" to which i sheepishly had to reply, "i can't read enought canto to save myself! ><" not that i would've sung anything out aloud, anyway.
-first we had to play this weird game about paying our respects for the chinese new year; i didn't get that. then we played another where we had to pass balloons around; when the music stopped, the person holding the balloon had to pop it(poor PIG mum was a total coward, squealing with fear everytime someone popped a balloon :P)and along with the person sitting either side of him/her, had to answer the question contained inside the balloon.but the last activity was awesome! we were split into groups, then had to perform a skit from a mcdull clip we watched on a laptop. dunno who brought their laptops in, but ours was about this mother who brought her child in with the problem, "my kid keeps bouncing his leg." then the doctor went through all kinds of figuring out what the problem was. i played the kid with the bouncy leg (i told dawn about my real bouncy leg), dawn played my mum, michael and the other random guy played the doctors. i really liked dad's skit! he was going on about eating poo and making poo, but PIG mum explained that dad was actually talking about playing dead.
-before we left, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then dad tootled us home.
-repeat the usual nightly routine, goodnite. zzz~
-sun: i used the pot :P several times last night and this morning.
-when PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes," i counted the time then before i started speaking softly to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when PIG mum came back inside, i swung myself over to the pot :P for three more tinkles. then PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela into getting me breakfast.
-after breakfast, i took one small gulp of water 'incorrectly'.
-i also went once more to the loo before we went to church. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dad tootled us off to church. surprisingly, he didn't flip off the music, meaning i happily listened to the backstreet boys all day. :)
-but dad wouldn't park close to the little house for me, meaning PIG mum got the pleasure of gleefully FORCING :( me to walk all the way across the grass into the little house.
-today's bible study was about prayer. uncle chong's and aunty a's classes combined.
-after bible study, PIG mum took me to the loo once more than gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the main hall before rocking off to arvo tea. as for me, i've said it's not really worth the long hike down to the morning tea area just for two bikkies and a cup of cordial, then hauling myself back up to the service hall again.
-thanks to joshels who sat beside me today. :) @ first, i was kinda hoping that no-one would sit beside me today, meaning that i could remain seated all throughout worship. but i only had to stand for three songs today, not that i sang anything out aloud, of course.
-speaker today was shane mccarthy and there was communion afterwards. i think shane's wife is called dee?
-PIG mum took me to the loo once after service, then tootled us off to plaza for lunch. argh, there wasn't any available parking downstairs. or upstairs either. >< meaning PIG mum gleefully drove to the far end of foodcourt before parking then gleefully FORCING :( me to walk all the way down. ><
-@ least we didn't haveta eat cafe mi. unsurprisingly, PIG mum wouldn't allow me any chips or KFC. can't remember why she wouldn't even lemme have a teriyaki chicken rice! >< @ least i drunk a yummy pudding milk tea. :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back up to the car. i was PISSED coz there was an available disabled parking spot right there, and PIG mum couldn't even be bothered to get the car first then park there, thus saving me from a much longer and harder walk! ><
-back home, i went to the loo first before coming online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-PIG mum's in pigland :P right now, i believe. dearest dad's gone off to playy baddy somewhere. fingers crossed i can come back online tonight with the rest of today's events! but it's just a bloody torture session for me with vincent the physio toms. >< but hopefully the sun'll remain hidden and i can grab a pork salad roll for lunch toms. righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-cathy gave me a shower - hairwash today. afterwards, she walked me straight to the car and got to leave forty-five minutes early and still get paid for two hours of work!
-lol, PIG mum must've been pissed that cathy helped me with my seatbelt coz she told dad to drive the camry instead so she could have the pleasure of gleefully FORCING :( me to walk to the car and also the added pleasure of gleefully forcing me to buckle my seatbelt. but i happily sung along to the backstreet boys while dad drove us to the cheung's place.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside; i apologised to both daphne and thomas that i needed to wear shoes inside their house.
-michael wandered over and said he'd already read my facebook status about eating pizza for breakfast in the morning!
-dad fed me this thin little rectangle piece of some stickystuff that's apparently a chinese new year's delicacy
-lol, drinking from plastic cups last night, we had to write our names on them. i reminded dad to write 'uncle' michael on his cup coz there was already a michael leung.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before dinner started. dunno why she refused to lemme move to the table and eat, but hey. 'twas slightly uncomfortable, eating from that twisted angle, but hey.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk and get myself some food. i took some of her pork mince to 'give face' to her. :)
-vicky sat beside me and we yakked away on different topics. then PIG mum took me once to the loo before the program started.
-lol, after handing out lyric sheets, thomas asked me, "can you read that okay, em?" to which i sheepishly had to reply, "i can't read enought canto to save myself! ><" not that i would've sung anything out aloud, anyway.
-first we had to play this weird game about paying our respects for the chinese new year; i didn't get that. then we played another where we had to pass balloons around; when the music stopped, the person holding the balloon had to pop it(poor PIG mum was a total coward, squealing with fear everytime someone popped a balloon :P)and along with the person sitting either side of him/her, had to answer the question contained inside the balloon.but the last activity was awesome! we were split into groups, then had to perform a skit from a mcdull clip we watched on a laptop. dunno who brought their laptops in, but ours was about this mother who brought her child in with the problem, "my kid keeps bouncing his leg." then the doctor went through all kinds of figuring out what the problem was. i played the kid with the bouncy leg (i told dawn about my real bouncy leg), dawn played my mum, michael and the other random guy played the doctors. i really liked dad's skit! he was going on about eating poo and making poo, but PIG mum explained that dad was actually talking about playing dead.
-before we left, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then dad tootled us home.
-repeat the usual nightly routine, goodnite. zzz~
-sun: i used the pot :P several times last night and this morning.
-when PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes," i counted the time then before i started speaking softly to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when PIG mum came back inside, i swung myself over to the pot :P for three more tinkles. then PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela into getting me breakfast.
-after breakfast, i took one small gulp of water 'incorrectly'.
-i also went once more to the loo before we went to church. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dad tootled us off to church. surprisingly, he didn't flip off the music, meaning i happily listened to the backstreet boys all day. :)
-but dad wouldn't park close to the little house for me, meaning PIG mum got the pleasure of gleefully FORCING :( me to walk all the way across the grass into the little house.
-today's bible study was about prayer. uncle chong's and aunty a's classes combined.
-after bible study, PIG mum took me to the loo once more than gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the main hall before rocking off to arvo tea. as for me, i've said it's not really worth the long hike down to the morning tea area just for two bikkies and a cup of cordial, then hauling myself back up to the service hall again.
-thanks to joshels who sat beside me today. :) @ first, i was kinda hoping that no-one would sit beside me today, meaning that i could remain seated all throughout worship. but i only had to stand for three songs today, not that i sang anything out aloud, of course.
-speaker today was shane mccarthy and there was communion afterwards. i think shane's wife is called dee?
-PIG mum took me to the loo once after service, then tootled us off to plaza for lunch. argh, there wasn't any available parking downstairs. or upstairs either. >< meaning PIG mum gleefully drove to the far end of foodcourt before parking then gleefully FORCING :( me to walk all the way down. ><
-@ least we didn't haveta eat cafe mi. unsurprisingly, PIG mum wouldn't allow me any chips or KFC. can't remember why she wouldn't even lemme have a teriyaki chicken rice! >
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back up to the car. i was PISSED coz there was an available disabled parking spot right there, and PIG mum couldn't even be bothered to get the car first then park there, thus saving me from a much longer and harder walk! ><
-back home, i went to the loo first before coming online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-PIG mum's in pigland :P right now, i believe. dearest dad's gone off to playy baddy somewhere. fingers crossed i can come back online tonight with the rest of today's events! but it's just a bloody torture session for me with vincent the physio toms. >< but hopefully the sun'll remain hidden and i can grab a pork salad roll for lunch toms. righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
Friday, January 28, 2011
saturday post37b
hello again! em's new final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 2283 and i'm still owed FIFTY MINUTES online after whoever's coming leaves!!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P twice last night, using it once more when PIG mum hit me with the eye goo. *sigh* she STILL won't let tess and i go out to the coffee club together! >< worse, she must've said sth to dad, coz he came inside and started dissing me like crazy. >< when he left, i started speaking softly to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. only dad heard me speaking and ordered me to stop speaking out aloud! i closed my eyes then and just chatted silently to percy till 8;15, where i curled up with oem, voem and bear bear and happily snored until tess arrived, five minutes late today.
-tess gave me ten more minutes. i used the pot :P once more, she got me kitted then led me over to the bathroom to brush my teeth. again, thanks to tess who'd already squirted me out some toothpaste.
--after brushing my teeth, tess led me over to the toilet. i asked her to please pass me one mug of water - the first i could hold 'incorrectly' - then did a stinky unspeakable. tess came back, led me over to wash and dry era, before leading me out to the gobbling :P table.
-wow, tess fed me lotsa breakfast this morning! dad made a lil ham and egg, but tess gave me three slices of garlic bread and one slice of super supreme pizza! :D
-anyways, cathy's here now, so i'm off. i won't be back tonight, cozthe parents and i are attending some SHINE new year's dinner!
just church toms - bible study resumes! also fingers crossed that i'll get some visitors from SHINE toms arvo! righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P twice last night, using it once more when PIG mum hit me with the eye goo. *sigh* she STILL won't let tess and i go out to the coffee club together! >< worse, she must've said sth to dad, coz he came inside and started dissing me like crazy. >< when he left, i started speaking softly to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. only dad heard me speaking and ordered me to stop speaking out aloud! i closed my eyes then and just chatted silently to percy till 8;15, where i curled up with oem, voem and bear bear and happily snored until tess arrived, five minutes late today.
-tess gave me ten more minutes. i used the pot :P once more, she got me kitted then led me over to the bathroom to brush my teeth. again, thanks to tess who'd already squirted me out some toothpaste.
--after brushing my teeth, tess led me over to the toilet. i asked her to please pass me one mug of water - the first i could hold 'incorrectly' - then did a stinky unspeakable. tess came back, led me over to wash and dry era, before leading me out to the gobbling :P table.
-wow, tess fed me lotsa breakfast this morning! dad made a lil ham and egg, but tess gave me three slices of garlic bread and one slice of super supreme pizza! :D
-anyways, cathy's here now, so i'm off. i won't be back tonight, cozthe parents and i are attending some SHINE new year's dinner!
just church toms - bible study resumes! also fingers crossed that i'll get some visitors from SHINE toms arvo! righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post37
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1900 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'parent, that's your job description!'; and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY MINUTES online after aunty ming and jack leaves!!! anyways, they should arrive soon, so i'm off to the loo once before they arrive. fingers crossed i can come back later!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 37b
hello again! em's new final plodding total for friday's now 3126. righteo, continuing today's events?
-fifi came promptly @ 4pm and led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before fifi flipped the hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted, having one more tinkle when fifi was doing ell's AFO straps. she rinsed the floor for me, then i held her hand and walked to the gobbling table for arvo tea.
-oh yeah, i chewed era's fingernails short this arvo when i was in the bathroom. i was gonna wait till the end of the month, but realised i couldn't wait.
-OMG! fifi gave me the perfect arvo tea! that's FOURTEEN times this month! :D i also drank one mug of dilmah's english breakfast tea, white sweetened with one spoonful of honey, 'incorrectly'.
-after i'd finished arvo tea, fifi gave ela a massage for about thirty minutes. the smart woman remembers that my favourite colour's dark blue. :)
-@5:50, fifi led me to the toilet for two tinkles, led me to the basin to wash and dry era and led me back to the computer where i signed her off @ 5:55, but fifi was good and stayed until 6pm before leaving. she's working till 9pm tonight and will come back on monday. :)
-hey, i'm listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM, why has the sound suddenly stopped? :S just before the sports report, too! ><
-well, i doubt that i'll come back online after dinner tonight - unless our guests tonight are too boring. :P
-toms, tess will come @ 10am. i still haven't given up on us going to the coffee club to celebrate one: one year of her looking after me; two: her birthday, and three: christmas! then jack's coming for tutoring in the arvo. dunno who's showering me in the arvo, but hey, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. the final spam count for the week's eighty.
-fifi came promptly @ 4pm and led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before fifi flipped the hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted, having one more tinkle when fifi was doing ell's AFO straps. she rinsed the floor for me, then i held her hand and walked to the gobbling table for arvo tea.
-oh yeah, i chewed era's fingernails short this arvo when i was in the bathroom. i was gonna wait till the end of the month, but realised i couldn't wait.
-OMG! fifi gave me the perfect arvo tea! that's FOURTEEN times this month! :D i also drank one mug of dilmah's english breakfast tea, white sweetened with one spoonful of honey, 'incorrectly'.
-after i'd finished arvo tea, fifi gave ela a massage for about thirty minutes. the smart woman remembers that my favourite colour's dark blue. :)
-@5:50, fifi led me to the toilet for two tinkles, led me to the basin to wash and dry era and led me back to the computer where i signed her off @ 5:55, but fifi was good and stayed until 6pm before leaving. she's working till 9pm tonight and will come back on monday. :)
-hey, i'm listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM, why has the sound suddenly stopped? :S just before the sports report, too! ><
-well, i doubt that i'll come back online after dinner tonight - unless our guests tonight are too boring. :P
-toms, tess will come @ 10am. i still haven't given up on us going to the coffee club to celebrate one: one year of her looking after me; two: her birthday, and three: christmas! then jack's coming for tutoring in the arvo. dunno who's showering me in the arvo, but hey, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. the final spam count for the week's eighty.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
friday post 37
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3810 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'five life changing questions' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and NINE MINUTES online after fifi leaves tonight!!! anyways, today's events?
-i used the pot :Pseveral times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work this morning. bear bear had taught oem and voem well last night, we all pitched in and sung dad the 'happy bday' song! i told dad that his present was in the bag beside the commode chair; dad elected to leave the present opening till later and just opened his card. he appreciated the PIG mum i drew on the envelope. :P
-i used the pot :P once before dad left, then we all cuddled and happily snored until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." i used the pot :P once then counted down that time, before spending the last few minutes before PIG mum returned having a quiet chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when PIG mum returned, i swung over to use the pot :P once last time, before PIG mum got me kitted then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to do everything, like pour water and squirt honey.
-that water i drank 'incorrectly' after i munched my yummy weetbix.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. one stinky unspeakable later, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my seatbelt all day. we also listened to westlife's 'cheek to cheek' :P all day, too. :P
-PIG mum tootled me to the good health medical centre for pincushion practice. >< :P she took me once to the loo on arrival, then i went outside to wash both hands and dry ela (the hand dryer was on the left side) while PIG mum went herself. then i sat and browsed a woman's day mag from dec 2010 until dr. lin came and turned me into a pincushion. >< :P actually, she left era alone this time, but stuck lotsa needles over my face!
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before we left, and surprise! she agreed to take me to see naz for a kebab! but she refused to check underground for a carpark first, saying there wasn't enough time.
-lol, i didn't recognise naz @ first - he'd shaved his head completely! he explained, "coz there isn't any air con @ my place."
-and i tried a yummy milkshake!
-we both went once to the loo before PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the bloody physio's. ><
-but phew, no falls today. :) just lotsa stretchy work for ela, then sitting on that evil swivel chair and reachy work for era, then more than five minutes on that bloody wobble board.
-when i went outside to sit next to some lady who was around sixty, she told me, "i hope he won't treat me like how he treated you!" i laughed, told her that vincent was actually a very nice man (now excuse me while i go puke :P).
-PIG mum came back from shopping, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD, then tootled us home.
-she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the house, and i tootled online.
-but stupid elf started hurting; another reason for PIG mum to gleefully force poor elf on several minutes more of exercises. :(
-well, fifi should arrive in about ten minutes. but i'm looking forward to tonight! it's my dearest dad's big bday bash!!! :D meaning maybe i'll come back online after fifi leaves, but prolly not after dinner. oh, and the spam count for this week's seventy-eight.
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :Pseveral times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work this morning. bear bear had taught oem and voem well last night, we all pitched in and sung dad the 'happy bday' song! i told dad that his present was in the bag beside the commode chair; dad elected to leave the present opening till later and just opened his card. he appreciated the PIG mum i drew on the envelope. :P
-i used the pot :P once before dad left, then we all cuddled and happily snored until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." i used the pot :P once then counted down that time, before spending the last few minutes before PIG mum returned having a quiet chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when PIG mum returned, i swung over to use the pot :P once last time, before PIG mum got me kitted then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to do everything, like pour water and squirt honey.
-that water i drank 'incorrectly' after i munched my yummy weetbix.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. one stinky unspeakable later, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my seatbelt all day. we also listened to westlife's 'cheek to cheek' :P all day, too. :P
-PIG mum tootled me to the good health medical centre for pincushion practice. >< :P she took me once to the loo on arrival, then i went outside to wash both hands and dry ela (the hand dryer was on the left side) while PIG mum went herself. then i sat and browsed a woman's day mag from dec 2010 until dr. lin came and turned me into a pincushion. >< :P actually, she left era alone this time, but stuck lotsa needles over my face!
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before we left, and surprise! she agreed to take me to see naz for a kebab! but she refused to check underground for a carpark first, saying there wasn't enough time.
-lol, i didn't recognise naz @ first - he'd shaved his head completely! he explained, "coz there isn't any air con @ my place."
-and i tried a yummy milkshake!
-we both went once to the loo before PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the bloody physio's. ><
-but phew, no falls today. :) just lotsa stretchy work for ela, then sitting on that evil swivel chair and reachy work for era, then more than five minutes on that bloody wobble board.
-when i went outside to sit next to some lady who was around sixty, she told me, "i hope he won't treat me like how he treated you!" i laughed, told her that vincent was actually a very nice man (now excuse me while i go puke :P).
-PIG mum came back from shopping, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD, then tootled us home.
-she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the house, and i tootled online.
-but stupid elf started hurting; another reason for PIG mum to gleefully force poor elf on several minutes more of exercises. :(
-well, fifi should arrive in about ten minutes. but i'm looking forward to tonight! it's my dearest dad's big bday bash!!! :D meaning maybe i'll come back online after fifi leaves, but prolly not after dinner. oh, and the spam count for this week's seventy-eight.
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 39c
one final good evening! em's really final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 2002. sweet, i just passed two grand! :D anyways, final events for today?
-when PIG mum woke up from pigland :P and immediately forced me offline, i wanted to use the loo once more, but she wouldn't lemme, saying i could wait until after dinner.
-@the gobbling :P table, she gleefully forced poor ela to write out the alphabet, before gleefully forcing me on 25+ mins of exercises for ela, followed by 10+ mins of posture exercises. finally, she finished with gleefully forcing me to fold the day's washing. lol, i know she likes gleefully forcing me to do that coz she loves telling me to "lean forward, away from the chair" thirty-odd times.
-but finally, 'twas dinner time! and no greens tonight! just lotsa soft carrot (soup) and several chunks of yummy chicken (also from the soup, i think). sadly,horrible PIG mum wasn't satisfied until she got to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY drank my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-after dinner, i went once more to the loo. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-and i just spoke with aunty nga on the phone! she's picking up little mickey pig :P from aunty quan ying's house tonight coz she's got a day off toms! good to hear the lil brat's feeling better and has returned to school now, though he still needs to wear a face mask.
-toms: argh, i've another bloody torture session with vincent the physio. >< hopefully i won't fall toms. >< also hopefully PIG mum will take me to naz for a kebab, like she did last week! and if he's got milk with him this time, i want a milkshake, too! :D
-fifi's coming in the arvo to shower me - i wonder if i can persuade her to gimme two slices of cheese in my toastie? fingers crossed!
-best of all - toms night i'm attending the SHINE chinese new year party/dinner @ michael leung's house! it's bring a plate, and the parents are tagging along too, but i hope it'll be fun! anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-when PIG mum woke up from pigland :P and immediately forced me offline, i wanted to use the loo once more, but she wouldn't lemme, saying i could wait until after dinner.
-@the gobbling :P table, she gleefully forced poor ela to write out the alphabet, before gleefully forcing me on 25+ mins of exercises for ela, followed by 10+ mins of posture exercises. finally, she finished with gleefully forcing me to fold the day's washing. lol, i know she likes gleefully forcing me to do that coz she loves telling me to "lean forward, away from the chair" thirty-odd times.
-but finally, 'twas dinner time! and no greens tonight! just lotsa soft carrot (soup) and several chunks of yummy chicken (also from the soup, i think). sadly,horrible PIG mum wasn't satisfied until she got to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY drank my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-after dinner, i went once more to the loo. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-and i just spoke with aunty nga on the phone! she's picking up little mickey pig :P from aunty quan ying's house tonight coz she's got a day off toms! good to hear the lil brat's feeling better and has returned to school now, though he still needs to wear a face mask.
-toms: argh, i've another bloody torture session with vincent the physio. >< hopefully i won't fall toms. >< also hopefully PIG mum will take me to naz for a kebab, like she did last week! and if he's got milk with him this time, i want a milkshake, too! :D
-fifi's coming in the arvo to shower me - i wonder if i can persuade her to gimme two slices of cheese in my toastie? fingers crossed!
-best of all - toms night i'm attending the SHINE chinese new year party/dinner @ michael leung's house! it's bring a plate, and the parents are tagging along too, but i hope it'll be fun! anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 39b
good evening! em's new final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 1559. righteo, events since my first post?
-fifi arrived promptly @ 4pm and led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before fifi flipped the hot water off, dried myself and had one tinkle when fifi went outside to find the cream. then fifi got me creamed and rekitted. i had a third tinkle when fifi was putting on erf's socks and one last one when i asked her to please rinse the floor once.
-fifi led me to the gobbling :P table for afternoon tea.
-*sigh* fifi ALMOST gave me the perfect arvo tea! it's PIG mum's fault, of course; she told fifi that she counts how many slices of cheese there are in the fridge. but @ least i got mayo and two teaspoonfuls of honey in my tea, my cup of today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-i asked fifi to please start giving ela her massage while i wrote out dearest dad's bday card for him. PIG mum came back from plaza - she'd bought dearest dad a wallet!
-fifi led me once more to the toilet @ 5:50, saying she had to wash the dishes. i stayed over the loo for three tinkles until she came back for me, led me over to wash and dry era, then led me back to the computer.
-i signed fifi off, said my thanks and byes to her. she's coming back toms! PIG mum told her to just wear shorts toms, it's too hot to be working in long pants.
-i'm just listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM right now.
-PIG mum will prolly wake up from pigland and gleefully force me offline soon. i need to go to the loo once more, though.
-hopefully i'll bbl tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-fifi arrived promptly @ 4pm and led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before fifi flipped the hot water off, dried myself and had one tinkle when fifi went outside to find the cream. then fifi got me creamed and rekitted. i had a third tinkle when fifi was putting on erf's socks and one last one when i asked her to please rinse the floor once.
-fifi led me to the gobbling :P table for afternoon tea.
-*sigh* fifi ALMOST gave me the perfect arvo tea! it's PIG mum's fault, of course; she told fifi that she counts how many slices of cheese there are in the fridge. but @ least i got mayo and two teaspoonfuls of honey in my tea, my cup of today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-i asked fifi to please start giving ela her massage while i wrote out dearest dad's bday card for him. PIG mum came back from plaza - she'd bought dearest dad a wallet!
-fifi led me once more to the toilet @ 5:50, saying she had to wash the dishes. i stayed over the loo for three tinkles until she came back for me, led me over to wash and dry era, then led me back to the computer.
-i signed fifi off, said my thanks and byes to her. she's coming back toms! PIG mum told her to just wear shorts toms, it's too hot to be working in long pants.
-i'm just listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM right now.
-PIG mum will prolly wake up from pigland and gleefully force me offline soon. i need to go to the loo once more, though.
-hopefully i'll bbl tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
thursday post 39
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1043 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'two stories about marriage' and thirdly, em's still owed THIRTEEN MINUTES online tonight after fifi leaves!!! righteo, today's events?
-i used the pot :P several times night, using it once more when dearest dad came to kiss me good-bye before he left for work. dad made sure oem and voem eye-kissed me, too. :)
-then we all happily snored till shortly before midday when i called upstairs @ PIG mum coz i didn't really think it good to sleep past midday. :P
-so i used the pot :P once more for two tinkles, then PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where i spat out my mouth splint and washed my face.
-i got myself three weetbix with a lil honey for breakfast.
-actually, i went and did a stinky unspeakable first before all that!
-after breakfast, mother gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and throw sth into the bin, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the gobbling :P table, where she gleefully forced me to complete two more sudoku. i've zero idea why she's so pushy about that; i'm perfectly content to sit and read my funny bookclub novel, but no, PIG mum insists i must have variety in my life. *sigh*
-ela was also slightly put-off that PIG mum gleefully forced her up onto the table. but she's happily sitting on my left thigh now. :)
-when i finished, PIG mum served me lunch: one little rectangular slice of shortbread and one of those crunchy things leanne brought along last time. then she gleefully forced poor ela to feed me one yummy nashi.
-i went once more to the loo before popping online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-awesome, i've got about one hour to check and reply e-mails until fifi arrives! fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. actually, i'm gonna write my australia day post! check out www.embluekirby.blogspot.com!
-i used the pot :P several times night, using it once more when dearest dad came to kiss me good-bye before he left for work. dad made sure oem and voem eye-kissed me, too. :)
-then we all happily snored till shortly before midday when i called upstairs @ PIG mum coz i didn't really think it good to sleep past midday. :P
-so i used the pot :P once more for two tinkles, then PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where i spat out my mouth splint and washed my face.
-i got myself three weetbix with a lil honey for breakfast.
-actually, i went and did a stinky unspeakable first before all that!
-after breakfast, mother gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and throw sth into the bin, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the gobbling :P table, where she gleefully forced me to complete two more sudoku. i've zero idea why she's so pushy about that; i'm perfectly content to sit and read my funny bookclub novel, but no, PIG mum insists i must have variety in my life. *sigh*
-ela was also slightly put-off that PIG mum gleefully forced her up onto the table. but she's happily sitting on my left thigh now. :)
-when i finished, PIG mum served me lunch: one little rectangular slice of shortbread and one of those crunchy things leanne brought along last time. then she gleefully forced poor ela to feed me one yummy nashi.
-i went once more to the loo before popping online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-awesome, i've got about one hour to check and reply e-mails until fifi arrives! fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. actually, i'm gonna write my australia day post! check out www.embluekirby.blogspot.com!
wednesday post42
good evening! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 4107 steps today, secondly, TWFT topic's "stand on god's promises" and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY MINUTES online!!! much thanks to PIG mum who lemme online to jot down this lil bit. anyways, i'm planning to blog all about australia day toms, cya then!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, January 24, 2011
tuesday post38
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1803 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's "you're on a mission!" and thirdly, em's still owed ELEVEN MINUTES online after nobuko arrives!!! anyways, today's events?
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work. last night, i told him i treasured his kisses more than the one-eyed minions; this morning, he kissed me himself before getting them to do likewise. :)
-dad left for work @ 8:20am, i spent the ten minutes until 8:30 aving a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled all my soft toys and tried to return to sleep.
-funnily enough ... i don't think i fell back asleep! PIG mum was inside within one hour, anyway, with "fifteen more minutes." i counted that down, then spent the last five minutes before she reappeared continuing my silent chat to percy.
-when she re-entered my room, i swung over to the pot :P for one more tinkle, but just swung myself back to bed and waited for PIG mum when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps, pour water and squirt honey before i finally got to sit down and enjoy my breakfast of three weetbix with one ridiculously thin squirt of honey.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. with the help of the mug of water i'd drunk 'incorrectly' before, i did a stinky unspeakable.
-after i'd finished, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to ronan keating's ten years of hits album all day, too.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside unique physiotherapy. ela was holding onto brave voem! the little critter's curious, see, vincent the physio doesn't really seem so evil to him ... so he came along again.
-thanks to PIG mum who passed me a famous mag to browse; she chatted away with some random lady whose friends with someone from church, i think.
-my turn. >< PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the treatment area, then went to pay vincent.
-he checked my back first; coz these past two days i've been waking up with an achy back. >< then 'twas more sitting on that swivel stool and reachy exercises for ela. thankfully, no falls today. :)
-lol, when i left, that random aunty told me, "vincent really loves you! see how nice he was to you today?" *goes and pukes* :P
-PIG mum tootled us off to maccas for lunch!
-somehow, she had a spac attack and got pissed with me. firstly, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the counter and order myself; secondly, when i tried to order a medioum meal, she immediately snapped @ the serving lady, 'SMALL."; thirdly, she wouldn't get me any ketchup or even the newspaper to read; and lastly, she finished first and gleefully forced me to leave! i mean, i hadn't even finished my chips yet! >< but hopefully i'll get them back for arvo tea. :)
-anyways, back home, i went to the toilet to tinkle. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but i couldn't pop online yet! >< nope, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to write out the alphabet, then gleefully forced her on like 25+ mins of hand exercises. afterwards, she gleefully forced me to fold the day's washing, all the while ranting away @ me about sth. think she was cranky that i called her 'heartless'.
-but i'm finally online now, phew. :)
-nobuko's coming and taking me to toastmasters tonight! :D it's the first one for this year! and i've just checked facebook - evelyn says it's fourth floor then sixth floor ... hope we'll be good!
-toms: just aunty wendy coming to look after me around midday. don't think anything else's planned. righteo, hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work. last night, i told him i treasured his kisses more than the one-eyed minions; this morning, he kissed me himself before getting them to do likewise. :)
-dad left for work @ 8:20am, i spent the ten minutes until 8:30 aving a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled all my soft toys and tried to return to sleep.
-funnily enough ... i don't think i fell back asleep! PIG mum was inside within one hour, anyway, with "fifteen more minutes." i counted that down, then spent the last five minutes before she reappeared continuing my silent chat to percy.
-when she re-entered my room, i swung over to the pot :P for one more tinkle, but just swung myself back to bed and waited for PIG mum when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps, pour water and squirt honey before i finally got to sit down and enjoy my breakfast of three weetbix with one ridiculously thin squirt of honey.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. with the help of the mug of water i'd drunk 'incorrectly' before, i did a stinky unspeakable.
-after i'd finished, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to ronan keating's ten years of hits album all day, too.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside unique physiotherapy. ela was holding onto brave voem! the little critter's curious, see, vincent the physio doesn't really seem so evil to him ... so he came along again.
-thanks to PIG mum who passed me a famous mag to browse; she chatted away with some random lady whose friends with someone from church, i think.
-my turn. >< PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the treatment area, then went to pay vincent.
-he checked my back first; coz these past two days i've been waking up with an achy back. >< then 'twas more sitting on that swivel stool and reachy exercises for ela. thankfully, no falls today. :)
-lol, when i left, that random aunty told me, "vincent really loves you! see how nice he was to you today?" *goes and pukes* :P
-PIG mum tootled us off to maccas for lunch!
-somehow, she had a spac attack and got pissed with me. firstly, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the counter and order myself; secondly, when i tried to order a medioum meal, she immediately snapped @ the serving lady, 'SMALL."; thirdly, she wouldn't get me any ketchup or even the newspaper to read; and lastly, she finished first and gleefully forced me to leave! i mean, i hadn't even finished my chips yet! >< but hopefully i'll get them back for arvo tea. :)
-anyways, back home, i went to the toilet to tinkle. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but i couldn't pop online yet! >< nope, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to write out the alphabet, then gleefully forced her on like 25+ mins of hand exercises. afterwards, she gleefully forced me to fold the day's washing, all the while ranting away @ me about sth. think she was cranky that i called her 'heartless'.
-but i'm finally online now, phew. :)
-nobuko's coming and taking me to toastmasters tonight! :D it's the first one for this year! and i've just checked facebook - evelyn says it's fourth floor then sixth floor ... hope we'll be good!
-toms: just aunty wendy coming to look after me around midday. don't think anything else's planned. righteo, hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 38d
one last good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 5777. okay, i think tonight i'd better check my pedometer before i sleep, because while i promise i give my all everyday, i'm just not sure i plodded that many steps today ... anyways, final events for tonight?
-*faints* i've had the perfect arvo tea THIRTEEN times this month!!! meaning i must be content if i don't get it anymore for the remainder of the year! and i had a yummy banana, too; cathy later smeared banana skin all over my face. :P
-cathy then gave ela a massage for twenty minutes, painting her purple with yellow/brown spots today. her family's having beef curry with vegies and rice for dinner tonight.
-@5:55pm, cathy Forced me to walk to the toilet for two tinkles, before Forcing me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, then finally Forcing me to walk back to the computer.
-i signed her off and she left about three minutes early, because she'd arrived three minutes early this arvo.
-then i just tootled online and listened to the news before PIG mum woke up from pigland and immediately forced me offline.
-i went to the loo; of course she gleefully forced me to dak myself. but thanks to her for two mugs of water - both of which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - then i did my second stinky unspeakable for today. must've been the popcorn i gobbled while watching shaolin.
-after my second stinky unspeakable for today, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the gobbling :P table.
-there, she gleefully forced poor ela to write out the alphabet. i mean, i wasn't left-handed in the first place, add to that the fact that i'm hemiplegic now means that poor ela can't bloody write! >< but PIG mum's read that book that perky :P recommended, and she likes that idea. *sigh* ela can be brave and endure for me. :)
-afterwards, she gleefully forced poor ela on 20+ mins of exercises, before she gleefully forced me to fold the day's washing. lol, i think she likes forcing me to do that because she can gleefully order me to "away from the chair." :P
-finally, dinnertime! and rice without greens! one big mushroom and several tiny slices of pork ... can't remember if i had anything else. :P sadly, horrid PIG mum did gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once afterwards. i yelled up the stairs @ dad, did he wanna come down and watch the tennis with PIG mum? think nadal's playing tonight.
-toms: someone save me, i've a bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. >< but look on the bright side, PIG mum says she'll take me to lunch @ maccas toms! :D that's right; i'm gonna check out their website and see what's on the menu. but tomorrow night's even more exciting - toastmasters resumes! :D and nobuko's taking me! :) fingers crossed i can get a tropicana pack from red roosters or a snack box with one piece and a small gravy from KFC afterwards! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-*faints* i've had the perfect arvo tea THIRTEEN times this month!!! meaning i must be content if i don't get it anymore for the remainder of the year! and i had a yummy banana, too; cathy later smeared banana skin all over my face. :P
-cathy then gave ela a massage for twenty minutes, painting her purple with yellow/brown spots today. her family's having beef curry with vegies and rice for dinner tonight.
-@5:55pm, cathy Forced me to walk to the toilet for two tinkles, before Forcing me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, then finally Forcing me to walk back to the computer.
-i signed her off and she left about three minutes early, because she'd arrived three minutes early this arvo.
-then i just tootled online and listened to the news before PIG mum woke up from pigland and immediately forced me offline.
-i went to the loo; of course she gleefully forced me to dak myself. but thanks to her for two mugs of water - both of which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - then i did my second stinky unspeakable for today. must've been the popcorn i gobbled while watching shaolin.
-after my second stinky unspeakable for today, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the gobbling :P table.
-there, she gleefully forced poor ela to write out the alphabet. i mean, i wasn't left-handed in the first place, add to that the fact that i'm hemiplegic now means that poor ela can't bloody write! >< but PIG mum's read that book that perky :P recommended, and she likes that idea. *sigh* ela can be brave and endure for me. :)
-afterwards, she gleefully forced poor ela on 20+ mins of exercises, before she gleefully forced me to fold the day's washing. lol, i think she likes forcing me to do that because she can gleefully order me to "away from the chair." :P
-finally, dinnertime! and rice without greens! one big mushroom and several tiny slices of pork ... can't remember if i had anything else. :P sadly, horrid PIG mum did gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once afterwards. i yelled up the stairs @ dad, did he wanna come down and watch the tennis with PIG mum? think nadal's playing tonight.
-toms: someone save me, i've a bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. >< but look on the bright side, PIG mum says she'll take me to lunch @ maccas toms! :D that's right; i'm gonna check out their website and see what's on the menu. but tomorrow night's even more exciting - toastmasters resumes! :D and nobuko's taking me! :) fingers crossed i can get a tropicana pack from red roosters or a snack box with one piece and a small gravy from KFC afterwards! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, January 23, 2011
monday post 38c
good evening! em's new final plodding total for monday now stands @ 4802. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P several times last night. when dearest dad came to kiss me good-bye, he made sure oem and voem eye-kissed me, too. :)
-after dad left for work, bear bear, oem, voem and i all happily snored together until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." i counted that time down, then spent the last five minutes until PIG mum came back inside having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when PIG mum returned, i swung myself over to use the pot :P one more time, but when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, i just swung myself back to bed.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to turn the tap on/off so i could spit out my mouth splint and wash my face. then she gleefully forced poor ela to get me three yummy weetbix with a lil squirt of honey before she finally lemme sit back down.
-i enjoyed my weetbix, then drank the entire mug of water that PIG mum had gleefully forced poor ela to pour 'incorrectly' coz i wanted to go do a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'back home' all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled us off to plaza! poo poo, the two disabled parks were already taken, and double poo poo, the ones upstairs were already taken too. meaning PIG mum happily zoomed all the way to the bloody end of the carpark before she chose a spot, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way down to the cinemas, where i sat down and she went and bought tickets.
-we both went to the toilet once, and when i sat down, PIG mum went and bought us popcorn!!! :D even better, she's PROMISED that i can have popcorn when i see kung fu panda2! :D
-'twas an awesome movie~ when i have the time, i'll post my review on embluekirby.blogspot.com.
-we both went to the toilet once after the movie, then PIG mum tootled us home.
-i popped online for about fifteen minutes until cathy arrived, and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my shower.
-hairwash today. i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, got dried and had another tinkle when cathy went to find the cream. then i got creamed and rekitted, having one more tinkle when cathy was doing elf's AFO straps.
-cathy rinsed the floor for me before she Forced me to walk back to the gobbling :P table.
-sorry, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline now. >< hopefully i can come back with the rest of today's events tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P several times last night. when dearest dad came to kiss me good-bye, he made sure oem and voem eye-kissed me, too. :)
-after dad left for work, bear bear, oem, voem and i all happily snored together until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." i counted that time down, then spent the last five minutes until PIG mum came back inside having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when PIG mum returned, i swung myself over to use the pot :P one more time, but when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, i just swung myself back to bed.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to turn the tap on/off so i could spit out my mouth splint and wash my face. then she gleefully forced poor ela to get me three yummy weetbix with a lil squirt of honey before she finally lemme sit back down.
-i enjoyed my weetbix, then drank the entire mug of water that PIG mum had gleefully forced poor ela to pour 'incorrectly' coz i wanted to go do a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'back home' all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled us off to plaza! poo poo, the two disabled parks were already taken, and double poo poo, the ones upstairs were already taken too. meaning PIG mum happily zoomed all the way to the bloody end of the carpark before she chose a spot, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way down to the cinemas, where i sat down and she went and bought tickets.
-we both went to the toilet once, and when i sat down, PIG mum went and bought us popcorn!!! :D even better, she's PROMISED that i can have popcorn when i see kung fu panda2! :D
-'twas an awesome movie~ when i have the time, i'll post my review on embluekirby.blogspot.com.
-we both went to the toilet once after the movie, then PIG mum tootled us home.
-i popped online for about fifteen minutes until cathy arrived, and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my shower.
-hairwash today. i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, got dried and had another tinkle when cathy went to find the cream. then i got creamed and rekitted, having one more tinkle when cathy was doing elf's AFO straps.
-cathy rinsed the floor for me before she Forced me to walk back to the gobbling :P table.
-sorry, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline now. >< hopefully i can come back with the rest of today's events tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 38b
good afternoon again! em's new final plodding total for monday's now 4197, and i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-TWO MINUTES online after cathy leaves tonight!!! anyways, she'll arrive in about fifteen minutes, so i'm just gonna check my e-mail now. fingers crossed i can come back tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 38
good afternoon! em's only been hard @ work plodding 585 steps so far, and TWFT topic's 'your trial is producing maturity'. anyways, PIG mum's taking me to see 'shaolin'! i'll try my best to bbl tonight with today's events, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post 37b
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2540. righteo, last events for tonight?
-dinnertime, and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table for dinner.
-rice tonight, but no greens! :D just lotsa bean sprouts (hey, are they the same as alfalfa?) one yummy mushroom (sadly, not aunty a's :P) and two tiny slices of yummy BBQ pork, which i of course saved for last. sadly, PIG mum wasn't satisfied until she got to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl i ate, whatever. just means that i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-dunno why dad forced poor ela to scratch his palm for three minutes, but hey, no biggie.
-i went once more to the loo before popping online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, including forcing poor ela to dry era for ages. i've said before, i'm no good @ standing there anymore, either make me walk or lemme sit! but no, she just gleefully forced me to stand there while she gleefully forced poor ela to drive era. finally, she gleefullyFORCED :( me to walk back to the computer chair and i tootled back online.
-awesome, i don't haveta see vincent the bloody physio toms! :D that's on tuesday, but hey, i'll worry about that toms night.
-instead, i'm hoping PIG mum will take me to see a movie! coz there's this new jackie chan movie i wanna see, shaolin! i'd much rather see that than do her stupid home program (which is just her gleefully forcing poor ela on countless random activities, like writing. i mean, i'm naturally right-handed, meaning i couldn't originally write with my left hand, anyway, but after this stupid brain injury that's left me hemiplegic? *sigh* usually i just focus ela on gripping the pen tightly then letting PIG mum do all the movements.) but cathy's coming in the arvo - we're facebook friends now! :D and she makes me awesome arvo teas. :) anyways, fingers crossed i can stay online till 9:30! hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. PIG mum and dearest dad are watching shriekapova toughing it out in the australian open.
-dinnertime, and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table for dinner.
-rice tonight, but no greens! :D just lotsa bean sprouts (hey, are they the same as alfalfa?) one yummy mushroom (sadly, not aunty a's :P) and two tiny slices of yummy BBQ pork, which i of course saved for last. sadly, PIG mum wasn't satisfied until she got to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl i ate, whatever. just means that i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-dunno why dad forced poor ela to scratch his palm for three minutes, but hey, no biggie.
-i went once more to the loo before popping online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, including forcing poor ela to dry era for ages. i've said before, i'm no good @ standing there anymore, either make me walk or lemme sit! but no, she just gleefully forced me to stand there while she gleefully forced poor ela to drive era. finally, she gleefullyFORCED :( me to walk back to the computer chair and i tootled back online.
-awesome, i don't haveta see vincent the bloody physio toms! :D that's on tuesday, but hey, i'll worry about that toms night.
-instead, i'm hoping PIG mum will take me to see a movie! coz there's this new jackie chan movie i wanna see, shaolin! i'd much rather see that than do her stupid home program (which is just her gleefully forcing poor ela on countless random activities, like writing. i mean, i'm naturally right-handed, meaning i couldn't originally write with my left hand, anyway, but after this stupid brain injury that's left me hemiplegic? *sigh* usually i just focus ela on gripping the pen tightly then letting PIG mum do all the movements.) but cathy's coming in the arvo - we're facebook friends now! :D and she makes me awesome arvo teas. :) anyways, fingers crossed i can stay online till 9:30! hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. PIG mum and dearest dad are watching shriekapova toughing it out in the australian open.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
sunday post 37
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 'be humble!', secondly em's been hard @ work plodding 2356 steps today, and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's twenty-one. righteo, events for today?
-this morning, when dearest dad left for church, he used oem to eye-kiss me good-bye. when i woke up, he kissed me himself. :) dad left @ 8:50am, i spent the remaining ten minutes till 9am having a quiet chat to to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear, oem, voem and i all snored happily away until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-i counted that time down before spending the last five-odd minutes till PIG mum returned continuing my chat to percy, but just silently this time.
-when she returned, i swung myself over to the pot :P for two tinkles, then PIG mum got me kitted, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table, where i got a few small scoopfuls of my yummy sunday cereal for breakfast.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, where she tootled us off to church, not letting me listen to any music. :( i let erf sit sideways all day for the last time, coz aunty a's told me that it's unhealthy for me. meaning i'll try to remember to keep her straight from now on. and i sang about 1/3 of my second favourite song in my head before we reached church.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside, and i took a seat beside letty and her mum, aunty jessica.
-phew, dr. lee was leading worship today, and he let us sit after just one song. :) not that i sung anything out aloud, of course.
-speaker today was ross farley, and he gave us a sermon about missions. wonder why his voice wasn't as squeaky as usual? :P
-no communion afterwards, PIG mum just took me to the loo once then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD, where she tootled us off to plaza.
-poobumwee. >< the two disabled parking spots were already taken, but luckily we found one available upstairs. :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way down to food court, where we sat with uncle tyrone (who was having the western meal, pork chop with gravy and diced vegies with spaghetti) and aunty a (who was having some kinda congee with peanuts).
-PIG mum got me one yummy japanese milk green tea with pearl, but i got slightly pissed when dad returned with YET ANOTHER bloody chicken wrap from hungry jacks for me! >< luckily, PIG mum came to the rescue, suggesting dad take the chicken wrap to baddy with him and get me two sushi for lunch instead. one yummy crumbed chicken and one yummy crumbed pork. the only failure was not enough soya sauce, but oh well.
-home time, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back up to the 4WD and tootled us home, where my guests were already waiting!
-i went to the loo once first; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-today michael, nicole and dawn (i told her to find a boyfriend named dusk :P) came to visit me. :) we sat and played pictionary! i teamed with michael, nicole and dawn teamed together. and yes, i'm still a crap drawer - i drew a pig and michael guessed "bug!" me: o_O" :P
-thanks to michael who poured me about 1.5 small cups of milk; they were my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'. they also snacked on some almond things, which i pouted and missed out on. >< :P
-i held nicole hand and walked to the toilet, then back to the computer, where michael wrote me down his home address. think this year i'll be attending JUST fellowship; PIG mum's made it clear to me that i'm not welcome in uni fellowship anymore. ><
-they left @ 4:35. wow, i've been online for one hour already!
-fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards, also that i won't have a torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. ><
cheers,
em. ^^
-this morning, when dearest dad left for church, he used oem to eye-kiss me good-bye. when i woke up, he kissed me himself. :) dad left @ 8:50am, i spent the remaining ten minutes till 9am having a quiet chat to to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear, oem, voem and i all snored happily away until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-i counted that time down before spending the last five-odd minutes till PIG mum returned continuing my chat to percy, but just silently this time.
-when she returned, i swung myself over to the pot :P for two tinkles, then PIG mum got me kitted, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table, where i got a few small scoopfuls of my yummy sunday cereal for breakfast.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, where she tootled us off to church, not letting me listen to any music. :( i let erf sit sideways all day for the last time, coz aunty a's told me that it's unhealthy for me. meaning i'll try to remember to keep her straight from now on. and i sang about 1/3 of my second favourite song in my head before we reached church.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside, and i took a seat beside letty and her mum, aunty jessica.
-phew, dr. lee was leading worship today, and he let us sit after just one song. :) not that i sung anything out aloud, of course.
-speaker today was ross farley, and he gave us a sermon about missions. wonder why his voice wasn't as squeaky as usual? :P
-no communion afterwards, PIG mum just took me to the loo once then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD, where she tootled us off to plaza.
-poobumwee. >< the two disabled parking spots were already taken, but luckily we found one available upstairs. :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way down to food court, where we sat with uncle tyrone (who was having the western meal, pork chop with gravy and diced vegies with spaghetti) and aunty a (who was having some kinda congee with peanuts).
-PIG mum got me one yummy japanese milk green tea with pearl, but i got slightly pissed when dad returned with YET ANOTHER bloody chicken wrap from hungry jacks for me! >< luckily, PIG mum came to the rescue, suggesting dad take the chicken wrap to baddy with him and get me two sushi for lunch instead. one yummy crumbed chicken and one yummy crumbed pork. the only failure was not enough soya sauce, but oh well.
-home time, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back up to the 4WD and tootled us home, where my guests were already waiting!
-i went to the loo once first; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-today michael, nicole and dawn (i told her to find a boyfriend named dusk :P) came to visit me. :) we sat and played pictionary! i teamed with michael, nicole and dawn teamed together. and yes, i'm still a crap drawer - i drew a pig and michael guessed "bug!" me: o_O" :P
-thanks to michael who poured me about 1.5 small cups of milk; they were my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'. they also snacked on some almond things, which i pouted and missed out on. >< :P
-i held nicole hand and walked to the toilet, then back to the computer, where michael wrote me down his home address. think this year i'll be attending JUST fellowship; PIG mum's made it clear to me that i'm not welcome in uni fellowship anymore. ><
-they left @ 4:35. wow, i've been online for one hour already!
-fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards, also that i won't have a torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. ><
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post36e
argh, what's with the stupid bladder always calling?! >< just yet another chance for PIG mum to gleefully force me to do everything, meaning my absolute final plodding total for saturday's now 2437. anyways, it's just past 9pm now, poor alicia molik has just been ousted from the australian open. :S anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post36d
one last good evening! em's final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 2292. righteo, final events for saturday?
-dinner was rice, lotsa bean sprouts, a chunk of fish and three small yummy if tiny slices of BBQ pork. surprisingly, PIG mum left ela alone, meaning i carefully held my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'correctly'.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything.
-but she's left me alone now, gone back chatting with dad, aunty a and anna. :)
-just church toms. i like this new later service thing, means 1. i can sleep in somewhat and 2. i don't haveta walk the long way down to the service hall!
-we'll prolly hit food court for lunch; fingers crossed the parents'll park downstairs! and doubly fingers crossed that i won't haveta eat another chicken wrap from hungry jacks for lunch! coz if i do, that'll be the FOURTH CONSECUTIVE WEEK i've had to eat that! @ least it's yummy. :) finally, fingers crossed that i'll get some visitors from the SHINE fellowship toms arvo! righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-dinner was rice, lotsa bean sprouts, a chunk of fish and three small yummy if tiny slices of BBQ pork. surprisingly, PIG mum left ela alone, meaning i carefully held my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'correctly'.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything.
-but she's left me alone now, gone back chatting with dad, aunty a and anna. :)
-just church toms. i like this new later service thing, means 1. i can sleep in somewhat and 2. i don't haveta walk the long way down to the service hall!
-we'll prolly hit food court for lunch; fingers crossed the parents'll park downstairs! and doubly fingers crossed that i won't haveta eat another chicken wrap from hungry jacks for lunch! coz if i do, that'll be the FOURTH CONSECUTIVE WEEK i've had to eat that! @ least it's yummy. :) finally, fingers crossed that i'll get some visitors from the SHINE fellowship toms arvo! righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post36c
good evening! how come the sky's still so light @ 6:33pm? oh right, we're just passed halfway through summer. anyways, em's new final plodding total for saturday now stands @2042. anyways, events since my last post?
-cathy came about two minutes early and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water, got dried and had another tinkle when cathy went outside in search for the crea. then i got creamed and rekitted, having one last tinkle when cathy was tying erf's laces. then cathy rinsed the floor for me once before she Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-OMG! cathy's fed me the perfect arvo tea TWELVE times in one month!!! i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum came downstairs and taught cathy how to turn the television on, then taught cathy how you can use paw paw/papaya to boil soup.
-cathy refused to start massaging ela until after the news started, then painted her red with black spots.
-i watched the sports report before cathy Forced me to walk to the toilet, also forcing me to dak myself. she went to turn on the computer for me while i just had one tinkle, then came back and Forced me to wash and dry both hands before Forcing me to walk back to the computer.
-i signed cathy off and she left one minute early. her kids are cooking her dinner tonight, and she's back on monday.
-anna arrived first, then aunty a, her usual 'promptly arrive a lil late'.
-just talking with hilary jie jie now! :D
-dunno when dad'll call dinner, but i hope i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-cathy came about two minutes early and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water, got dried and had another tinkle when cathy went outside in search for the crea. then i got creamed and rekitted, having one last tinkle when cathy was tying erf's laces. then cathy rinsed the floor for me once before she Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-OMG! cathy's fed me the perfect arvo tea TWELVE times in one month!!! i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum came downstairs and taught cathy how to turn the television on, then taught cathy how you can use paw paw/papaya to boil soup.
-cathy refused to start massaging ela until after the news started, then painted her red with black spots.
-i watched the sports report before cathy Forced me to walk to the toilet, also forcing me to dak myself. she went to turn on the computer for me while i just had one tinkle, then came back and Forced me to wash and dry both hands before Forcing me to walk back to the computer.
-i signed cathy off and she left one minute early. her kids are cooking her dinner tonight, and she's back on monday.
-anna arrived first, then aunty a, her usual 'promptly arrive a lil late'.
-just talking with hilary jie jie now! :D
-dunno when dad'll call dinner, but i hope i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
Friday, January 21, 2011
saturday post36b
good afternoon again!em's new final plodding total for saturday now stands @1615. righteo, events after my first post?
-before tess left, she took me to the loo once more.
-but by 1:15, her ride hadn't come for her! she rang patra; his sheepish reply? "oops, i forgot." :P i wrote him a note, 'you naughty man, you forgot to pick tess up! you'd better shout her maccas for lunch to make it up to her!' then i drew him a poo. :P
-while PIG mum was upstairs showering, i continued reading my book club novel. when PIG mum came downstairs, lunch was a few small spoonfuls of mashed potato that tess had made!nomnomnom~ yummy! i also drunk one mug of yummy aloe vera drink 'incorrectly'.
-after lunch, i went once to the loo once before i hopped online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-just before jack came, dad took me once more to the loo.
-the first thirty minutes, jack read chapter one of 'james and the giant peach' out aloud to me. the second half hour, he answered the questions i'd set him from the book. in the final thirty minutes, i corrected his answers and we just chatted in english. i remembered to curb my english and not speak so fast. that takes a lot of concentration, hey!
-aunty ming walked me back to the computer and i tootled back online. after they left, PIG mum woke up from pigland and ordered me to drink one small mug of water, which i did, 'incorrectly'.
-cathy's coming in just over thirty minutes. think i'll head over for some reading; fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-before tess left, she took me to the loo once more.
-but by 1:15, her ride hadn't come for her! she rang patra; his sheepish reply? "oops, i forgot." :P i wrote him a note, 'you naughty man, you forgot to pick tess up! you'd better shout her maccas for lunch to make it up to her!' then i drew him a poo. :P
-while PIG mum was upstairs showering, i continued reading my book club novel. when PIG mum came downstairs, lunch was a few small spoonfuls of mashed potato that tess had made!nomnomnom~ yummy! i also drunk one mug of yummy aloe vera drink 'incorrectly'.
-after lunch, i went once to the loo once before i hopped online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-just before jack came, dad took me once more to the loo.
-the first thirty minutes, jack read chapter one of 'james and the giant peach' out aloud to me. the second half hour, he answered the questions i'd set him from the book. in the final thirty minutes, i corrected his answers and we just chatted in english. i remembered to curb my english and not speak so fast. that takes a lot of concentration, hey!
-aunty ming walked me back to the computer and i tootled back online. after they left, PIG mum woke up from pigland and ordered me to drink one small mug of water, which i did, 'incorrectly'.
-cathy's coming in just over thirty minutes. think i'll head over for some reading; fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post36
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1337 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's - umm ... actually, i haven't received any e-mail from them yet? wonder why ...? perhaps tonight. but thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY MINUTES online tonight coz i've gotta tutor jack english this arvo! anyways, today's events?
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when PIG mum came to hit me with the eye goo before she left for work. i didn't bother asking her if tess and i could eat out @ the coffee club for morning tea today coz i hadn't written english questions for jack yet, but i'll write next week's questions by friday @ the latest, so i can start asking next saturday.
-after PIG mum left for work, dad got oem and voem to eye-kiss me before we all cuddled and snored our heads off until tess arrived, several minutes late today.
-after giving me about ten more minutes, tess dug me up, got me kitted, then we walked arm-in-arm to the bathroom so i could brush my teeth. thanks to tess who squirted me out some toothpaste.
-after i brushed my teeth, tess led me to the loo. thanks to her who passed me one mug of water - the first i could hold 'incorrectly', and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-tess came back, led me over to wash and dry era, then we walked arm-in-arm to the gobbling :P table.
-thanks to dad who cooked some ham and egga for breakfast, and thanks to tess who put that into a sandwich for me. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.then, tess made sth extra - sliced banana with honey! yummy~ :)
-tess took me once more to the loo after breakfast, then i started writing questions for jack. when i finished those, tess gave me her netbook to play with; i wrote her another note. she gave ela a massage, painting her sth like aqua with yellow spots today. then she started making mashed potatoes for our lunch. i helped mash the potatoes up.
-shortly after midday, tess made me some milo sweetened with some sugar, the third i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-hey, it's 1:55, jack and aunty ming'll prolly arrive soon; i'm going once to the loo. fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when PIG mum came to hit me with the eye goo before she left for work. i didn't bother asking her if tess and i could eat out @ the coffee club for morning tea today coz i hadn't written english questions for jack yet, but i'll write next week's questions by friday @ the latest, so i can start asking next saturday.
-after PIG mum left for work, dad got oem and voem to eye-kiss me before we all cuddled and snored our heads off until tess arrived, several minutes late today.
-after giving me about ten more minutes, tess dug me up, got me kitted, then we walked arm-in-arm to the bathroom so i could brush my teeth. thanks to tess who squirted me out some toothpaste.
-after i brushed my teeth, tess led me to the loo. thanks to her who passed me one mug of water - the first i could hold 'incorrectly', and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-tess came back, led me over to wash and dry era, then we walked arm-in-arm to the gobbling :P table.
-thanks to dad who cooked some ham and egga for breakfast, and thanks to tess who put that into a sandwich for me. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.then, tess made sth extra - sliced banana with honey! yummy~ :)
-tess took me once more to the loo after breakfast, then i started writing questions for jack. when i finished those, tess gave me her netbook to play with; i wrote her another note. she gave ela a massage, painting her sth like aqua with yellow spots today. then she started making mashed potatoes for our lunch. i helped mash the potatoes up.
-shortly after midday, tess made me some milo sweetened with some sugar, the third i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-hey, it's 1:55, jack and aunty ming'll prolly arrive soon; i'm going once to the loo. fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 36c
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total now stands @ 4439. righteo, last events for today!
-when PIG mum gleefully forced me offline, i went to the loo for two tinkles. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-back @ the gobbling :p table, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on 25+ mins of hand exercises, then gleefully forced me to fold all the washing.
-dinner: rice ... and i've forgotten what else! >< lotsa meat and some vegies, no doubt. sadly, awful PIG mum did gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning after she gleefully forced poor ela to pour me one mug of yummy aloe vera drink, i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto that 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo before returning online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-well, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed in fifteen minutes ... ><
-toms: tessa's coming @ 10am. i'll continuing asking PIG mum to allow tess and i out to the coffee club to celebrate @ least three different things, but i've better chances of winning lotto, sadly. instead, i've gotta start reading 'james and the giant peach' and start writing questions for jack! coz he's coming ... 1:30? 2:30? sth like that. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. the final spam count for the week's forty-four.
-when PIG mum gleefully forced me offline, i went to the loo for two tinkles. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-back @ the gobbling :p table, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on 25+ mins of hand exercises, then gleefully forced me to fold all the washing.
-dinner: rice ... and i've forgotten what else! >< lotsa meat and some vegies, no doubt. sadly, awful PIG mum did gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning after she gleefully forced poor ela to pour me one mug of yummy aloe vera drink, i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto that 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo before returning online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-well, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed in fifteen minutes ... ><
-toms: tessa's coming @ 10am. i'll continuing asking PIG mum to allow tess and i out to the coffee club to celebrate @ least three different things, but i've better chances of winning lotto, sadly. instead, i've gotta start reading 'james and the giant peach' and start writing questions for jack! coz he's coming ... 1:30? 2:30? sth like that. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. the final spam count for the week's forty-four.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
friday post 36b
good afternoon! (it's shortly before 6pm, so it's still afternoon. :P) em's new plodding total now stands @ 4110. righteo, let's start off with yesterday's events first!
-cathy came and gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before she flipped the nice hot water off, then she dried me. i had one tinkle when i was getting creamed, then cathy got me creamed and i had my last tinkle when cathy was doing elf's AFO straps.
-then cathy tootled us off to garbo! we found a carpark, phew, then cathy Forced me to walk to the library before returning with sparkless. i again settled down with ender in exile and transferred myself to some chair.
-@6:15, cathy took me once more to the toilet, then i walked to the foodcourt before i got sparkless back.
-sadly, PIG mum only gave me ten bucks for dinner; i'd asked for fifteen coz i really wanted a krusher, but PIG mum was again horrible. >< so a regular two piece feed with an orange juice it was. cool thing was, i got a large chips instead of a regular one - coz they'd run out of bread rolls! cathy just got regular chips herself, saying she'd have more when she got home.
-after dinner, we went present shopping! :D stupid us forgot where the national geographic was and went from one end to the other and back again before remembering it was near the library! :P
-but i got dad an awesome present; i'm almost certain he doesn't bother reading this boring blog, but just in case i won't say what i got him. :P
-then i picked up a bday card for him from stacks, then, learning i still had several dollars left, bought bread for our breakfast toms! i got myself a sausage bun, dad a red bean bun, and PIG mum a chicken mushroom bun.
-but i STILL had money left! righteo, last stop, then: a soft serve from hungry jacks. :) (the maccas ice-cream and milk shake machine was down, see.)
-we finished the night @ borders. i picked up the second book of the belgariad, queen of sorcery, then transferred myself to a sofa then read until 'twas time to go.
-cathy took me once more to the loo, then went herself as i went over to wash and dry both hands.
-back home, PIG mum immediately forced me to bed, after repeating the usual nightly routine.
-friday:gosh, i must've drunk sth strange last night, coz i used the pot :P like, ten times last night and this morning!
-breakfast this morning was my yummy sausage bun. huh, trust picky PIG mum to whinge that her bun was disgusting. :P
-i went to do a stinky unspeakable after breakfast. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the bloody physio's for my torture session. ><
-thankfully, no falls. :) some standing and walking and lotsa exercises for ela.
-best of all, PIG mum drove us to plaza to buy a kebab from naz for lunch! the only thing that PISSED me off was that there was a sideways park available downstairs, but PIG mum refused to even TRY park there coz "she's a crap driver." well, duh, i KNOW, but would it really KILL you just to try?! apparently, yes. ><
-thankfully, there was a park available upstairs. :)
-i went to buy a kebab from naz; originally, i wanted to buy a milkshake from him too, but he laughed. "sorry, i'm outta milk!" lol, PIG mum got me a 500ml lipton's iced green citrus tea instead, while she had sushi and sneakily snatched slurps from my lipton's tea when she thought i wasn't looking.
-movie time! PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk up to the cinemas then went to buy tickets.
-we both went to the loo once first; she gleefully forced me both to dak and un-dak myself. then i leant against the wall while she went herself.
-all done, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the cinemas, which were, this time, thankfully, close.
-after gleefully forcing me to walk up two steps before letting me sit, she got pissed with me for some reason and flounced up higher to watch the movie. lol, that was fine with me. :) means ela's thumb got to tuck in for the duration of the movie, and i also kicked up elf and erf to rest upon the armrest. :)
-and 'twas a superb movie indeed! :D PIG mum doubtless was a wimp, but i thought it action packed and entertaining, even though it lacked slightly in the soundtrack department. hey, if i get enough time to later tonight, i'll put up all my favourite quotes, trivia and goofs from imdb!
-after the movie, we both went once more to the loo then PIG mum tootled us home.
-i popped online for about all of three minutes until cathy arrived. hey, dearest dad was home too! :D
-cathy Forced me to walk to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, then cathy dried me. i had another tinkle when she went outside to find the moisturiser, then cathy got me creamed and rekitted. actually, i had one more tinkle when she was doing erf's laces and one final one when she was doing elf's AFO straps. then cathy rinsed the floor for me once before Forcing me to walk to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-OMG, i've had the perfect arvo tea ELEVEN times this month already! *faints* one toasted cheese - yup, two slices - ham and mayo sandwich cut into four squares. when i asked cathy why did she always cut squares, she said hina told her four squares. i told her she was free to cut another shape toms. :P i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'. actually, i asked cathy to please gimme a mug with a bigger ear; the past several times, she's been making my tea in this lil cup. not enough. :P
-cathy gave ela a massage for about thirty minutes today, painting her brown with aqua/yellow spots.
-@5:55, she Forced me to walk to the loo for two tinkles, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry both hands and Forced me to walk back to the computer.
-i signed her off and she left five minutes early. for dinner tonight, her family's having fried fish, garlic bread and salad. she doesn't come till 4:30pm toms, but she's staying till 6;30pm.
-well, PIG mum said she was gonna force me offline @ 7pm to do more bloody exercises, then i can come back for my last hour. let's hope it's true! cya then!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. oh and the spam count for the week's forty-two.
-cathy came and gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before she flipped the nice hot water off, then she dried me. i had one tinkle when i was getting creamed, then cathy got me creamed and i had my last tinkle when cathy was doing elf's AFO straps.
-then cathy tootled us off to garbo! we found a carpark, phew, then cathy Forced me to walk to the library before returning with sparkless. i again settled down with ender in exile and transferred myself to some chair.
-@6:15, cathy took me once more to the toilet, then i walked to the foodcourt before i got sparkless back.
-sadly, PIG mum only gave me ten bucks for dinner; i'd asked for fifteen coz i really wanted a krusher, but PIG mum was again horrible. >< so a regular two piece feed with an orange juice it was. cool thing was, i got a large chips instead of a regular one - coz they'd run out of bread rolls! cathy just got regular chips herself, saying she'd have more when she got home.
-after dinner, we went present shopping! :D stupid us forgot where the national geographic was and went from one end to the other and back again before remembering it was near the library! :P
-but i got dad an awesome present; i'm almost certain he doesn't bother reading this boring blog, but just in case i won't say what i got him. :P
-then i picked up a bday card for him from stacks, then, learning i still had several dollars left, bought bread for our breakfast toms! i got myself a sausage bun, dad a red bean bun, and PIG mum a chicken mushroom bun.
-but i STILL had money left! righteo, last stop, then: a soft serve from hungry jacks. :) (the maccas ice-cream and milk shake machine was down, see.)
-we finished the night @ borders. i picked up the second book of the belgariad, queen of sorcery, then transferred myself to a sofa then read until 'twas time to go.
-cathy took me once more to the loo, then went herself as i went over to wash and dry both hands.
-back home, PIG mum immediately forced me to bed, after repeating the usual nightly routine.
-friday:gosh, i must've drunk sth strange last night, coz i used the pot :P like, ten times last night and this morning!
-breakfast this morning was my yummy sausage bun. huh, trust picky PIG mum to whinge that her bun was disgusting. :P
-i went to do a stinky unspeakable after breakfast. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the bloody physio's for my torture session. ><
-thankfully, no falls. :) some standing and walking and lotsa exercises for ela.
-best of all, PIG mum drove us to plaza to buy a kebab from naz for lunch! the only thing that PISSED me off was that there was a sideways park available downstairs, but PIG mum refused to even TRY park there coz "she's a crap driver." well, duh, i KNOW, but would it really KILL you just to try?! apparently, yes. ><
-thankfully, there was a park available upstairs. :)
-i went to buy a kebab from naz; originally, i wanted to buy a milkshake from him too, but he laughed. "sorry, i'm outta milk!" lol, PIG mum got me a 500ml lipton's iced green citrus tea instead, while she had sushi and sneakily snatched slurps from my lipton's tea when she thought i wasn't looking.
-movie time! PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk up to the cinemas then went to buy tickets.
-we both went to the loo once first; she gleefully forced me both to dak and un-dak myself. then i leant against the wall while she went herself.
-all done, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the cinemas, which were, this time, thankfully, close.
-after gleefully forcing me to walk up two steps before letting me sit, she got pissed with me for some reason and flounced up higher to watch the movie. lol, that was fine with me. :) means ela's thumb got to tuck in for the duration of the movie, and i also kicked up elf and erf to rest upon the armrest. :)
-and 'twas a superb movie indeed! :D PIG mum doubtless was a wimp, but i thought it action packed and entertaining, even though it lacked slightly in the soundtrack department. hey, if i get enough time to later tonight, i'll put up all my favourite quotes, trivia and goofs from imdb!
-after the movie, we both went once more to the loo then PIG mum tootled us home.
-i popped online for about all of three minutes until cathy arrived. hey, dearest dad was home too! :D
-cathy Forced me to walk to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, then cathy dried me. i had another tinkle when she went outside to find the moisturiser, then cathy got me creamed and rekitted. actually, i had one more tinkle when she was doing erf's laces and one final one when she was doing elf's AFO straps. then cathy rinsed the floor for me once before Forcing me to walk to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-OMG, i've had the perfect arvo tea ELEVEN times this month already! *faints* one toasted cheese - yup, two slices - ham and mayo sandwich cut into four squares. when i asked cathy why did she always cut squares, she said hina told her four squares. i told her she was free to cut another shape toms. :P i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'. actually, i asked cathy to please gimme a mug with a bigger ear; the past several times, she's been making my tea in this lil cup. not enough. :P
-cathy gave ela a massage for about thirty minutes today, painting her brown with aqua/yellow spots.
-@5:55, she Forced me to walk to the loo for two tinkles, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry both hands and Forced me to walk back to the computer.
-i signed her off and she left five minutes early. for dinner tonight, her family's having fried fish, garlic bread and salad. she doesn't come till 4:30pm toms, but she's staying till 6;30pm.
-well, PIG mum said she was gonna force me offline @ 7pm to do more bloody exercises, then i can come back for my last hour. let's hope it's true! cya then!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. oh and the spam count for the week's forty-two.
friday post 36
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3784 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'your heavenly body' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-TWO MINUTES online after cathy leaves tonight!!! anyways, cathy's here now, so i'll try my hardest to come back tonight with today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. the green hornet was a fantabulous movie! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. the green hornet was a fantabulous movie! :D
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
thursday post 38
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2036 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'the domino effect of praise (2)' and thirdly, em's still owed FIFTEEN MINUTES left online!!!but PIG mum says she'll give that time back to me toms. :) anyways, today's events?
-i used the pot :P several times last night.
-dad used oem to kiss me awake and good-bye this morning. poor voem's kinda sulky, now:"dad doesn't use me!" he pouts. :P i used the pot :P once before dad left @ 7:50am, then spent the last ten minutes till 8am having a quiet chat to to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear, oem, voem and i all snored our heads off together until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-actually, when i swung myself back to bed after using the pot :P K1 suddenly decided to commit suicide and plummeted to the ground! luckily, dad returned home later to get sth, and i told him frantically, "dad, help! K1's committed suicide!" >< dad picked the silly flower up, shook him, said, "nah, he's fine" and replaced him back with K3. 'why's K1 suicidal?" i asked dad. "isn't he happy living with us?" dad replied, "nah, he loves being part of our family. so much so, in fact, he started to dance for joy. unfortunately, coz he's got no legs, just a stalk to hop around on, he ended up falling to the floor." :P i told PIG mum that when she came to get me up, and she suggested that the flowers practise @ improving their balance by shaking their leaves around. :P
-anyways, after two tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted for the day before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk to the kitchen, where i spat out my mouth splint and washed my face. then she gleefully forced poor ela to get me breakfast: three weetbix with one extremely thin squirt of honey. after breakfast, i took one small gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'.
-before we went to goodwill orthopaedics, i thought it better if i went once to the loo coz it'd be annoying if i asked louise/katrina to please get me the wheelchair so i could go to the loo once @ goodwill. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-PIG mum also decided to that outta tune, nasally, wannabe singer :P andy hui, so again i closed my eyes and continued my silent chat to percy.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside, and i settled down with one women's weekly magazine from end 2010 and waited for rod while PIG mum chatted with louise.
-when rod told me to 'get inside' (he's like that :P) PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way inside the room. i took a seat, rod started fiddling with elf and the AFO, then took it away for readjustments while i browsed the same new idea mag that i'd read last time i was @ goodwill.
-after rod adjusted my AFO and kicked me out, :P i said my thanks and byes to both him and the receptionist and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out.
-in exchange for taking me to dong fong/sunnybank oriental for the first time this year, PIG mum again demanded that i wasn't to touch anything while i was walking for her.
-we both ordered the 'A' meal, peking pork spare ribs with rice, and we both drank a cold milk tea. when the soup came, PIG mum spotted nuts in the soup and warned me, i tried one small spoonful but my lips started tingling immediately, so i gave the soup a miss.
-we also bumped into aunty denise, aunty katherine and sam!
-time to head home, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back out to the car. oh, i changed the disc to westlife's 'back home' and i also let erf sit sideways for the last car trip for me today where PIG mum was the driver.
-i went to the toilet when we arrived home and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but i STILL couldn't tootle online yet! >< nope, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to write out the alphabet before i folded all the clothes. then, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen and gleefully forced poor ela to wash all the dishes.
-one more loo trip before i returned online; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything again.
-but yay, i'm finally online! :) i've got exactly one hour till cathy arrives; we're hitting garbo tonight! i'm gonna buy dad a puzzle for his big fiftieth birthday! :D obviously, i can't come back online when i get home.
-toms: another bloody torture session with vincent the physio. >< i'll try my best for no falls, and if i can walk to the plinth, turn without touching the backs of my thighs it, then ask permission before i sit down, he's promised that i can just do exercises for ela. i can do it! and fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me to naz for a kebab afterwards!
righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P several times last night.
-dad used oem to kiss me awake and good-bye this morning. poor voem's kinda sulky, now:"dad doesn't use me!" he pouts. :P i used the pot :P once before dad left @ 7:50am, then spent the last ten minutes till 8am having a quiet chat to to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear, oem, voem and i all snored our heads off together until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-actually, when i swung myself back to bed after using the pot :P K1 suddenly decided to commit suicide and plummeted to the ground! luckily, dad returned home later to get sth, and i told him frantically, "dad, help! K1's committed suicide!" >< dad picked the silly flower up, shook him, said, "nah, he's fine" and replaced him back with K3. 'why's K1 suicidal?" i asked dad. "isn't he happy living with us?" dad replied, "nah, he loves being part of our family. so much so, in fact, he started to dance for joy. unfortunately, coz he's got no legs, just a stalk to hop around on, he ended up falling to the floor." :P i told PIG mum that when she came to get me up, and she suggested that the flowers practise @ improving their balance by shaking their leaves around. :P
-anyways, after two tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted for the day before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk to the kitchen, where i spat out my mouth splint and washed my face. then she gleefully forced poor ela to get me breakfast: three weetbix with one extremely thin squirt of honey. after breakfast, i took one small gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'.
-before we went to goodwill orthopaedics, i thought it better if i went once to the loo coz it'd be annoying if i asked louise/katrina to please get me the wheelchair so i could go to the loo once @ goodwill. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-PIG mum also decided to that outta tune, nasally, wannabe singer :P andy hui, so again i closed my eyes and continued my silent chat to percy.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside, and i settled down with one women's weekly magazine from end 2010 and waited for rod while PIG mum chatted with louise.
-when rod told me to 'get inside' (he's like that :P) PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way inside the room. i took a seat, rod started fiddling with elf and the AFO, then took it away for readjustments while i browsed the same new idea mag that i'd read last time i was @ goodwill.
-after rod adjusted my AFO and kicked me out, :P i said my thanks and byes to both him and the receptionist and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out.
-in exchange for taking me to dong fong/sunnybank oriental for the first time this year, PIG mum again demanded that i wasn't to touch anything while i was walking for her.
-we both ordered the 'A' meal, peking pork spare ribs with rice, and we both drank a cold milk tea. when the soup came, PIG mum spotted nuts in the soup and warned me, i tried one small spoonful but my lips started tingling immediately, so i gave the soup a miss.
-we also bumped into aunty denise, aunty katherine and sam!
-time to head home, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back out to the car. oh, i changed the disc to westlife's 'back home' and i also let erf sit sideways for the last car trip for me today where PIG mum was the driver.
-i went to the toilet when we arrived home and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but i STILL couldn't tootle online yet! >< nope, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to write out the alphabet before i folded all the clothes. then, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen and gleefully forced poor ela to wash all the dishes.
-one more loo trip before i returned online; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything again.
-but yay, i'm finally online! :) i've got exactly one hour till cathy arrives; we're hitting garbo tonight! i'm gonna buy dad a puzzle for his big fiftieth birthday! :D obviously, i can't come back online when i get home.
-toms: another bloody torture session with vincent the physio. >< i'll try my best for no falls, and if i can walk to the plinth, turn without touching the backs of my thighs it, then ask permission before i sit down, he's promised that i can just do exercises for ela. i can do it! and fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me to naz for a kebab afterwards!
righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post41d
argh, why does nature keep calling?! >< but it's promised not to bother me again tonight. :p anyways, em's really final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2268. PIG mum's also hit me with the eye goo, and she's letting me stay online till 9:30 *sigh* see you guys toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post41c
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2120. yeah, i passed two grand. :) anyways, final events for tonight?
-i tootled happily online until stupid elf started hurting. PIG mum came and gleefully forced poor elf on several minutes of ankle exercises. but @ least the pain vanished after that. :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table for dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa cabbage and a few strips of yummy chicken. of course, she gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice that dad kindly poured for me 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo for two tinkles after dinner. of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-toms: i've got an 11am appointment @ goodwill to check my wonky ankle. fingers crossed PIG mum will take me to see the green hornet afterwards! then, in the evening, cathy's taking me to garbo!
-unfortunately, nature called and i had to go to the loo again. >< one more time for PIG mum to gleefully force me to do everything. she even gleefully forced me to stand for thirty seconds, not leaning on anything, while she read me a tirade! >< like, in the mornings, i'll lean against the benchtop just for balance, coz i'm not good @ just standing still anymore, but by night time, i lean against the benchtop/wash basin out of sheer exhaustion! :(
anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. the parents are just watching the australian open right now.
P.P.S. oh, yeah: my absolute final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2200. and ice-cream night tonight! :D (hey, half a spoonful of icecream is better than nothing!)
-i tootled happily online until stupid elf started hurting. PIG mum came and gleefully forced poor elf on several minutes of ankle exercises. but @ least the pain vanished after that. :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table for dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa cabbage and a few strips of yummy chicken. of course, she gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice that dad kindly poured for me 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo for two tinkles after dinner. of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-toms: i've got an 11am appointment @ goodwill to check my wonky ankle. fingers crossed PIG mum will take me to see the green hornet afterwards! then, in the evening, cathy's taking me to garbo!
-unfortunately, nature called and i had to go to the loo again. >< one more time for PIG mum to gleefully force me to do everything. she even gleefully forced me to stand for thirty seconds, not leaning on anything, while she read me a tirade! >< like, in the mornings, i'll lean against the benchtop just for balance, coz i'm not good @ just standing still anymore, but by night time, i lean against the benchtop/wash basin out of sheer exhaustion! :(
anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. the parents are just watching the australian open right now.
P.P.S. oh, yeah: my absolute final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2200. and ice-cream night tonight! :D (hey, half a spoonful of icecream is better than nothing!)
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
wednesday post41b
good afternoon! (it's only 5:57, so it's not evening yet. :P) em's new final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1882. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it one more time when dad came to kiss me goodbye. actually, he used oam to eye-kiss me awake, then kissed me good-bye himself. :P
-dad left for work around 7:50am, i used the ten minutes till 8am having a quiet chat to to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear, oem, voem and i all snored our heads off together until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes.'
-i counted that time down, then spent the remaining thirty-odd seconds till PIG mum returned continuing my chat to percy.
-when PIG mum came back inside, i used the pot :P once for two more tinkles. then, PIG mum got me kitted for the day, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where i spat out my mouth splint, rinsed my mouth and washed my face. then, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to get my breakfast, three weetbix with a lil honey.
-aunty wendy actually came about fifteen minutes late today, citing traffic. she immediately poured me one mug of water - which i drank 'incorrectly', of course - then she took me to the loo, where i did a stinky unspeakable.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, aunty wendy treated both PIG mum and i to some soup she'd just boiled this morning, complete with yummy pork balls!
-when PIG mum rocked off ... shopping? aunty wendy fed me lunch - rice with lotsa bean sprouts and some yummy BBQ chicken. thanks to aunty wendy who mixed me one yummy mug of nesquik; that was drunk 'incorrectly', of course.
-aunty wendy then gave ela a really long massage, saying she can't come over one wednesday in the near future coz her son's getting married! but she says she'll ring cathay and see if aunty frances can cover for her.
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before she left, then i tootled online until leanne arrived! :D
-i went to the loo once when she arrived (of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) then we just sat @ the gobbling :P table and yakked.
-dunno why PIG mum acted all spiteful; seems like she can't hold a conversation with someone without ripping into somebody; today, the poor unfortunate was lee, who's always late.
-when cathy arrived, i walked leanne out then had my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, cathy dried me and i got creamed, having one more tinkle. finally, cathy rekitted me and rinsed the floor before she Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table.
-*faints* i've had the perfect arvo tea TEN times this month! never before did i ever dream i'd be lucky enough to get that! :D remember, i only ask for two cheese or mayo once per week, and two cheese AND mayo once per month! lol, i'm just hoping that cathy won't do anything to piss mum off and get herself fired from looking after me! :P
-arvo tea finished, cathy gave ela her massage for almost thirty minutes, painting her orange with black spots today, like some ladybird.
-@5:55pm, cathy took me to the toilet once more, sadly also forcing me to dak myself. after i signed her off with my thanks, byes and see you tomorrows, she left about five minutes early. cathy's coming back toms and taking me to garbo! poo poo to horrid PIG mum, who won't lemme push sparkless to the library and to foodcourt. >< sheesh, it's not like i'll be walking a single step less if i'm pushing sparkless! >< anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it one more time when dad came to kiss me goodbye. actually, he used oam to eye-kiss me awake, then kissed me good-bye himself. :P
-dad left for work around 7:50am, i used the ten minutes till 8am having a quiet chat to to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear, oem, voem and i all snored our heads off together until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes.'
-i counted that time down, then spent the remaining thirty-odd seconds till PIG mum returned continuing my chat to percy.
-when PIG mum came back inside, i used the pot :P once for two more tinkles. then, PIG mum got me kitted for the day, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where i spat out my mouth splint, rinsed my mouth and washed my face. then, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to get my breakfast, three weetbix with a lil honey.
-aunty wendy actually came about fifteen minutes late today, citing traffic. she immediately poured me one mug of water - which i drank 'incorrectly', of course - then she took me to the loo, where i did a stinky unspeakable.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, aunty wendy treated both PIG mum and i to some soup she'd just boiled this morning, complete with yummy pork balls!
-when PIG mum rocked off ... shopping? aunty wendy fed me lunch - rice with lotsa bean sprouts and some yummy BBQ chicken. thanks to aunty wendy who mixed me one yummy mug of nesquik; that was drunk 'incorrectly', of course.
-aunty wendy then gave ela a really long massage, saying she can't come over one wednesday in the near future coz her son's getting married! but she says she'll ring cathay and see if aunty frances can cover for her.
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before she left, then i tootled online until leanne arrived! :D
-i went to the loo once when she arrived (of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) then we just sat @ the gobbling :P table and yakked.
-dunno why PIG mum acted all spiteful; seems like she can't hold a conversation with someone without ripping into somebody; today, the poor unfortunate was lee, who's always late.
-when cathy arrived, i walked leanne out then had my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, cathy dried me and i got creamed, having one more tinkle. finally, cathy rekitted me and rinsed the floor before she Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table.
-*faints* i've had the perfect arvo tea TEN times this month! never before did i ever dream i'd be lucky enough to get that! :D remember, i only ask for two cheese or mayo once per week, and two cheese AND mayo once per month! lol, i'm just hoping that cathy won't do anything to piss mum off and get herself fired from looking after me! :P
-arvo tea finished, cathy gave ela her massage for almost thirty minutes, painting her orange with black spots today, like some ladybird.
-@5:55pm, cathy took me to the toilet once more, sadly also forcing me to dak myself. after i signed her off with my thanks, byes and see you tomorrows, she left about five minutes early. cathy's coming back toms and taking me to garbo! poo poo to horrid PIG mum, who won't lemme push sparkless to the library and to foodcourt. >< sheesh, it's not like i'll be walking a single step less if i'm pushing sparkless! >< anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post41
good afternoon! em's been hard @ work plodding 1248 steps today. dunno why there isn't a TWFT e-mail yet, but maybe it'll arrive later. finally, i'm just noting down that i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-THREE MINUTES online!!! leanne's coming to visit me, squee! :D anyways, hopefully i can come back online tonight, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
TUESDAY POST37d
what is it about fruit and vegie juice that makes one need to go pee? anyways, it just meant another chance for PIG mum to gleefully force poor em to do everything. >< but my final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2630. hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
TUESDAY POST37c
one final good evening! em's final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2446. righteo, final events for tonight?
-when PIG mum called dinnertime, i wanted to use the loo once more, but she wouldn't lemme yet, instead gleefully FORCING :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table for dinner.
-i enjoyed the leftover of my yummy lunch. sadly, PIG mum wasn't content until she got to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. just means that i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo after dinner; of course, horrible PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. but i'm finally back online now. :)
-toms: aunty wendy's coming @ 11am, meaning i can sleep in till about 10:15. then i'll get up, let PIG mum gleefully force poor ela to get me breakfast, then aunty wendy'll come. :) hopefully, she'll bring me some yummy lunch! but if not, hopefully PIG mum can find sth yummy for me. :)
-coz in the arvo, leanne's coming to visit! :D we were originally going to dong fong, but for some reason she couldn't make it. >< still, it'll be awesome to see her again! finally, cathy's coming in the arvo. hopefully she'll remember to measure her boot tonight and that sparkless can fit inside! but if it doesn't, toms i'll haveta memorise the number you call to hire those motorised scooter things. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-when PIG mum called dinnertime, i wanted to use the loo once more, but she wouldn't lemme yet, instead gleefully FORCING :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table for dinner.
-i enjoyed the leftover of my yummy lunch. sadly, PIG mum wasn't content until she got to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. just means that i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo after dinner; of course, horrible PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. but i'm finally back online now. :)
-toms: aunty wendy's coming @ 11am, meaning i can sleep in till about 10:15. then i'll get up, let PIG mum gleefully force poor ela to get me breakfast, then aunty wendy'll come. :) hopefully, she'll bring me some yummy lunch! but if not, hopefully PIG mum can find sth yummy for me. :)
-coz in the arvo, leanne's coming to visit! :D we were originally going to dong fong, but for some reason she couldn't make it. >< still, it'll be awesome to see her again! finally, cathy's coming in the arvo. hopefully she'll remember to measure her boot tonight and that sparkless can fit inside! but if it doesn't, toms i'll haveta memorise the number you call to hire those motorised scooter things. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, January 17, 2011
tuesday post37b
good afternoon! (it's six minutes till 6pm, so it's still afternoon. :P besides, it's still really light outside! :P)anyways, my new plodding total for tuesday's now 2260, coz PIG mum saw my plodding total and scoffed, "there's no way you could've walked that much today. halve it." >< anyways, events since my last post?
-cathy came promptly @ 4pm; i held her hand and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, then she dried me and i got creamed. cathy rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was putting on elf's sock. finally, she rinsed the floor for me, before she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. *sigh* she used to lemme hold her hand gently; trust evil PIG mum to make my already difficult life even harder for me by telling cathy she can't hold me when i'm struggling to walk. ><
-but cathy made me the perfect arvo tea! my previous record of having the perfect arvo tea seven times in one month (nov.2010) has been broken! EIGHT times this month she's made me a toastie with two slices of cheese, ham and mayo! :D i also drank a small cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-once i finished eating around 5:25, cathy started giving ela a massage, painting her light blue with yellow spots today.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, using the pretwnse that 'cathy and i need to check whether or not sparkless will fit into cathy's boot.'
-so i stayed in the toilet for two tinkles until PIG mum gleefully shooed me out, saying cathy had to leave early coz last night she left late coz she and dad were out walking. so after i signed her off, she rocked off five minutes early.
-i'm just listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM. the floods are receding, but how much damage will they leave? :S
-anyways, hope i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-cathy came promptly @ 4pm; i held her hand and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, then she dried me and i got creamed. cathy rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was putting on elf's sock. finally, she rinsed the floor for me, before she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. *sigh* she used to lemme hold her hand gently; trust evil PIG mum to make my already difficult life even harder for me by telling cathy she can't hold me when i'm struggling to walk. ><
-but cathy made me the perfect arvo tea! my previous record of having the perfect arvo tea seven times in one month (nov.2010) has been broken! EIGHT times this month she's made me a toastie with two slices of cheese, ham and mayo! :D i also drank a small cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-once i finished eating around 5:25, cathy started giving ela a massage, painting her light blue with yellow spots today.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, using the pretwnse that 'cathy and i need to check whether or not sparkless will fit into cathy's boot.'
-so i stayed in the toilet for two tinkles until PIG mum gleefully shooed me out, saying cathy had to leave early coz last night she left late coz she and dad were out walking. so after i signed her off, she rocked off five minutes early.
-i'm just listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM. the floods are receding, but how much damage will they leave? :S
-anyways, hope i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post37
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 6330 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'the importance of sound doctrine'; and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and ONE MINUTE online tonight!! righteo, today's events?
-i used the pot :P several times last night.
-this morning, when dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye, i told him frantically, "dad, i've lost oem! ><" dad peers under the bed. "ahh, he's right here." he says, pulling him out from under the bed. voem's so grateful, he eye-kisses dad lots. :P
-anyways, we all sleep happily until PIG mum comes and pokes me awake with "fifteen more minutes." i count down that time, hen i spent the remaining thirty-odd seconds till PIG mum reenters having a quiet chat to to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when PIG mum re-entered, i swung myself over to the pot :P for one more tinkle, before feeling like doing a stinky unspeakable. so i swing back into bed.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to get me three weetbix with one tiny spot of honey for breakfast. she also gleefully forced poor ela to pour me one mug of water, which i drank 'incorrectly' when she went upstairs to change/do whatever.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. i leaned to the side rail that the home mod guys had installed for me and continued my chat to percy.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, and we listened to ronan keating's ten years' disc all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled us off to the good health medical centre for pincushion practice. she took me to the toilet once (where she gleefully forced me to dak myself, of course) then i settled down with a fairly recent edition of new idea.
-before i went inside to have dr. lin stab needles all into me, PIG mum took me to the loo once more.
-i asked PIG mum if we could please have lunch @ the runcorn BBQ chinese restaurant, and surprise - she said yes! i went to the toilet once first, and for lunch, ordered charsiu and BBQ pork with rice; PIG mum ordered some noodle dish. she drank some fizzy lemon lime and bitter thing; i drank a 500mL lipton's lemon iced green tea. unsurprisingly, PIG mum scooped away @ least half into take-away containers; i'm having mine for dinner tonight. :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car and tootled us home. i went to the loo for three tinkles; of course she gleefully forced me to do everything. then she tootled me off to unique physiotherapy for a torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< voem came along too, coz he's curious - is vincent the physio really as evil as all my other teddies have been telling him? :P
-phew, no falls today. but PIG mum's already booked me in for another torture session with him on friday, coz i'm tutoring on saturday! ><
-PIG mum tootled us home, and i plopped online.
-cathy should arrive in approx. fifteen minutes. she's nice. :) anyways, fingers crossed that i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P several times last night.
-this morning, when dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye, i told him frantically, "dad, i've lost oem! ><" dad peers under the bed. "ahh, he's right here." he says, pulling him out from under the bed. voem's so grateful, he eye-kisses dad lots. :P
-anyways, we all sleep happily until PIG mum comes and pokes me awake with "fifteen more minutes." i count down that time, hen i spent the remaining thirty-odd seconds till PIG mum reenters having a quiet chat to to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when PIG mum re-entered, i swung myself over to the pot :P for one more tinkle, before feeling like doing a stinky unspeakable. so i swing back into bed.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to get me three weetbix with one tiny spot of honey for breakfast. she also gleefully forced poor ela to pour me one mug of water, which i drank 'incorrectly' when she went upstairs to change/do whatever.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. i leaned to the side rail that the home mod guys had installed for me and continued my chat to percy.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, and we listened to ronan keating's ten years' disc all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled us off to the good health medical centre for pincushion practice. she took me to the toilet once (where she gleefully forced me to dak myself, of course) then i settled down with a fairly recent edition of new idea.
-before i went inside to have dr. lin stab needles all into me, PIG mum took me to the loo once more.
-i asked PIG mum if we could please have lunch @ the runcorn BBQ chinese restaurant, and surprise - she said yes! i went to the toilet once first, and for lunch, ordered charsiu and BBQ pork with rice; PIG mum ordered some noodle dish. she drank some fizzy lemon lime and bitter thing; i drank a 500mL lipton's lemon iced green tea. unsurprisingly, PIG mum scooped away @ least half into take-away containers; i'm having mine for dinner tonight. :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car and tootled us home. i went to the loo for three tinkles; of course she gleefully forced me to do everything. then she tootled me off to unique physiotherapy for a torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< voem came along too, coz he's curious - is vincent the physio really as evil as all my other teddies have been telling him? :P
-phew, no falls today. but PIG mum's already booked me in for another torture session with him on friday, coz i'm tutoring on saturday! ><
-PIG mum tootled us home, and i plopped online.
-cathy should arrive in approx. fifteen minutes. she's nice. :) anyways, fingers crossed that i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 37c
one final good evening! em's final plodding total for monday now stands @ 2967. righteo, the rest of today's events?
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the water off, then she dried me. when i was getting creamed, i suddenly felt like doing another stinky unspeakable, so after cathy got me rekitted, i just held onto the railing and walked over to the toilet. thanks to cathy for one mug of water - my first to hold 'incorrectly' and i did my second stinky unspeakable for today.
-afterwards, cathy led me over to wash and dry era, then i held her hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-awesome, i've had the perfect arvo tea NINE times now! if cathy gives me it again once more, i think i'll jolly well faint! :D cathy also made me one cup of tea, white and two, my cup to hold 'incorrectly'.
-cathy then gave ela a massage for about twenty minutes, painting her white with black spots today.
-she took me once more to the loo for two tinkles before i signed her off, said my thanks and byes. she left promptly @ 6pm.
-when PIG mum came home from her walk with dearest dad, she gleefully and immediately forced me offline. i went for two tinkles, meaning she of course gleefully forced me to do everything.
-then PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to write out the entire alphabet, then gleefully forced her to wash all the day's dishes. no small wonder that elf's poor ankle started hurting. ><
-@ the computer, PIG mum gave elf'a ankle a quick rub; prolly just her excuse to gleefully force poor elf on minutes and minutes of exercises.
-i skipped dinner coz ela really didn't feel like to being gleefully forced to hang onto the bowl. but PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to pour me one mug of kinda yummy rice milk and fed me one pocky stick. like that's gonna keep me full till toms. >< but nevermind, PIG mum should feed me three weetbix toms.
-toms i've got pincushion practice! o_O :P fingers crossed PIG mum'll take me to the runcorn chinese BBQ restaurant toms for lunch afterwards, coz then i've got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< fingers crossed for no falls. :S and voem wants to come along toms! he wants to see for himself if vincent the bloody physio really is that evil! :P i told him that he was WORSE. >< :P anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the water off, then she dried me. when i was getting creamed, i suddenly felt like doing another stinky unspeakable, so after cathy got me rekitted, i just held onto the railing and walked over to the toilet. thanks to cathy for one mug of water - my first to hold 'incorrectly' and i did my second stinky unspeakable for today.
-afterwards, cathy led me over to wash and dry era, then i held her hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-awesome, i've had the perfect arvo tea NINE times now! if cathy gives me it again once more, i think i'll jolly well faint! :D cathy also made me one cup of tea, white and two, my cup to hold 'incorrectly'.
-cathy then gave ela a massage for about twenty minutes, painting her white with black spots today.
-she took me once more to the loo for two tinkles before i signed her off, said my thanks and byes. she left promptly @ 6pm.
-when PIG mum came home from her walk with dearest dad, she gleefully and immediately forced me offline. i went for two tinkles, meaning she of course gleefully forced me to do everything.
-then PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to write out the entire alphabet, then gleefully forced her to wash all the day's dishes. no small wonder that elf's poor ankle started hurting. ><
-@ the computer, PIG mum gave elf'a ankle a quick rub; prolly just her excuse to gleefully force poor elf on minutes and minutes of exercises.
-i skipped dinner coz ela really didn't feel like to being gleefully forced to hang onto the bowl. but PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to pour me one mug of kinda yummy rice milk and fed me one pocky stick. like that's gonna keep me full till toms. >< but nevermind, PIG mum should feed me three weetbix toms.
-toms i've got pincushion practice! o_O :P fingers crossed PIG mum'll take me to the runcorn chinese BBQ restaurant toms for lunch afterwards, coz then i've got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< fingers crossed for no falls. :S and voem wants to come along toms! he wants to see for himself if vincent the bloody physio really is that evil! :P i told him that he was WORSE. >< :P anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, January 16, 2011
monday post 37b
good evening! em's new final plodding total for monday now stands @ 2517. righteo, continuing events for today?
-cathy came promptly @ 4pm. i held her hand then walked over to the bathroom for my nice wet shower. ('twas too hot to ask cathy for a nice hot shower; i just asked her for a nice wet one. :P)
-*sigh* PIG mum just came home from walking with dearest dad and she's immediately forcing me offline, poor ela. >< anyways, fingers crossed that i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-cathy came promptly @ 4pm. i held her hand then walked over to the bathroom for my nice wet shower. ('twas too hot to ask cathy for a nice hot shower; i just asked her for a nice wet one. :P)
-*sigh* PIG mum just came home from walking with dearest dad and she's immediately forcing me offline, poor ela. >< anyways, fingers crossed that i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 37
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2237 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's "you've got to work @ it!'; and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and SIX MINUTES online after cathy leaves tonight!!! anyways, today's events?
-i used the pot three times last night, and once more when dearest dad left for work @ 8;20am. then i spent the remaining ten minutes till 8:30 having a quiet chat to to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear, oem, voem and i all cuddled and snored our heads off together. :P
-when PIG mum entered my room later with "fifteen more minutes," i used the pot :P once then counted that time down, before continuing my chat to percy, just silently this time.
-when PIG mum re-entered my room, i used the pot :P once more for one tinkle. i'd have normally stayed for two, only PIG mum started hurrying me up. i don't see her hurry - if she's really worried that we're gonna be late, then she could just lemme walk straight to the 4WD instead of gleefully forcing me (and mostly poor ela) to make breakfast.
-yup, three weetbix with a spot of honey; that's my usual breakfast. i took one small gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly', then, on second thoughts, drained the rest of the mug coz i wanted to go do a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. i leaned against the side rail and continued my chat to percy, quietly this time.
-after i'd finished, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, and we're still listening to westlife's 'gravity'.
-PIG mum tootled us off to the plaza cinemas, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk in. she went to buy us tickets, and nope, still no popcorn. :( that's the THIRD CONSECUTIVE MOVIE without; hopefully the fourth will be the lucky one!
-we both went to the loo once, then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk in and up two steps before she'd lemme sit. we also saw and waved to uncle tyrone, who was having an early lunch of hungry jacks.
-but the movie wasn't bad! both PIG mum and i thought paul bettany (the guy that starred in 'wimbledon') looked much hunkier than johnny depp, however. :P and there was this one short section of really beautiful music, when depp and jolie were going to bed.
-after the movie, we both went to the toilet once more.
-PIG mum decided that 'twas too early in the week to get a kebab from naz; instead, she suggested happy bowl.
-unfortunately, they must've changed chefs or sth, coz the food was pretty shoddy ... :S i got my usual favourite, the pork chop with tomato rice, but 'twas awfully dry; PIG mum got some kinda noodle thing with pork but said that was disgusting too.
-after lunch, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into angus and robertson so she could buy james and the giant peach. @ seventeen bucks, that's awfully exy!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back down to the 4WD and tootled us home. oh yeah, when we were @ happy bowl, i rang dearest dad; he was just @ home, about to head out again. i also let erf sit sideways for the last car trip for today, but i'm very careful to get her to face forwards again everytime we near any red traffic lights.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside, and i tootled online.
-cathy should arive in about fifteen minutes; i'm off to check my e-mail. fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot three times last night, and once more when dearest dad left for work @ 8;20am. then i spent the remaining ten minutes till 8:30 having a quiet chat to to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear, oem, voem and i all cuddled and snored our heads off together. :P
-when PIG mum entered my room later with "fifteen more minutes," i used the pot :P once then counted that time down, before continuing my chat to percy, just silently this time.
-when PIG mum re-entered my room, i used the pot :P once more for one tinkle. i'd have normally stayed for two, only PIG mum started hurrying me up. i don't see her hurry - if she's really worried that we're gonna be late, then she could just lemme walk straight to the 4WD instead of gleefully forcing me (and mostly poor ela) to make breakfast.
-yup, three weetbix with a spot of honey; that's my usual breakfast. i took one small gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly', then, on second thoughts, drained the rest of the mug coz i wanted to go do a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. i leaned against the side rail and continued my chat to percy, quietly this time.
-after i'd finished, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, and we're still listening to westlife's 'gravity'.
-PIG mum tootled us off to the plaza cinemas, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk in. she went to buy us tickets, and nope, still no popcorn. :( that's the THIRD CONSECUTIVE MOVIE without; hopefully the fourth will be the lucky one!
-we both went to the loo once, then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk in and up two steps before she'd lemme sit. we also saw and waved to uncle tyrone, who was having an early lunch of hungry jacks.
-but the movie wasn't bad! both PIG mum and i thought paul bettany (the guy that starred in 'wimbledon') looked much hunkier than johnny depp, however. :P and there was this one short section of really beautiful music, when depp and jolie were going to bed.
-after the movie, we both went to the toilet once more.
-PIG mum decided that 'twas too early in the week to get a kebab from naz; instead, she suggested happy bowl.
-unfortunately, they must've changed chefs or sth, coz the food was pretty shoddy ... :S i got my usual favourite, the pork chop with tomato rice, but 'twas awfully dry; PIG mum got some kinda noodle thing with pork but said that was disgusting too.
-after lunch, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into angus and robertson so she could buy james and the giant peach. @ seventeen bucks, that's awfully exy!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back down to the 4WD and tootled us home. oh yeah, when we were @ happy bowl, i rang dearest dad; he was just @ home, about to head out again. i also let erf sit sideways for the last car trip for today, but i'm very careful to get her to face forwards again everytime we near any red traffic lights.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside, and i tootled online.
-cathy should arive in about fifteen minutes; i'm off to check my e-mail. fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post 36b
good evening! em's final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2230 and the spam count for the weekend's still twelve. anyways, events since my last post?
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland, she came downstairs and immediately forced me offline. i went to the loo; of course she gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-lol, i'm definitely not gonna put this on facebook, but i'm so obedient i even poop when ordered! :P PIG mum brought me a mug of water - which i was very careful to take 'correctly' - then i did a stinky unspeakable.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over, wash and dry both hands before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table, where i happily read my book club novel out aloud until the parents both came down for dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa bok choy, some barramundi and one lil slice of beef. sadly, PIG mum did gleefully force poor ela to hold onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-when PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer table, she ordered me to write out that english convo situation that aunty a had asked me to write for her.
-i finished that around 8:15pm and came back online.
-i'm gonna try find a movie to watch toms now, coz there's nothing planned for toms, and goodness knows PIG mum won't lemme sleep till cathy comes @ 4pm toms! :P righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. PIG mum's watching dearest dad play his new wii fishing game. aww! :)
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland, she came downstairs and immediately forced me offline. i went to the loo; of course she gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-lol, i'm definitely not gonna put this on facebook, but i'm so obedient i even poop when ordered! :P PIG mum brought me a mug of water - which i was very careful to take 'correctly' - then i did a stinky unspeakable.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over, wash and dry both hands before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table, where i happily read my book club novel out aloud until the parents both came down for dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa bok choy, some barramundi and one lil slice of beef. sadly, PIG mum did gleefully force poor ela to hold onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-when PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer table, she ordered me to write out that english convo situation that aunty a had asked me to write for her.
-i finished that around 8:15pm and came back online.
-i'm gonna try find a movie to watch toms now, coz there's nothing planned for toms, and goodness knows PIG mum won't lemme sleep till cathy comes @ 4pm toms! :P righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. PIG mum's watching dearest dad play his new wii fishing game. aww! :)
Saturday, January 15, 2011
sunday post 36
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1973 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'where you are matters!' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's twelve. righteo, events for today?
-when dearest dad left for church this morning around 8:50am, i used the pot :P once, then spent the ten mins till 8am having a quiet chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when PIG mum came into my room, i swung myself over to the pot :P for two tinkles. then PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen to make my breakfast, three small scoopfuls of my sunday breakfast cereal, frosties.
-after finishing, i took one small gulp from the required mug of water that PIG mum had gleefully forced poor ela to pour 'incorrectly'.
-i use the loo once more before PIG mum drives us to church. of course, she gleefully forces me to do everything.
-PIG mum doesn't like to listen to any music come sunday morning. neither does dad. but i sing in my head till we reach church and PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( me to walk inside.
-speaker today was liam! and a HUGE CONGRATULATIONS to helena, who got accepted into uni for nursing!!! :D
-after service, PIG mum takes me to the loo once before driving me home and changing me into my old new balance sneakers. dunno why this new gold pair cramps erf's toes that badly! ><
-PIG mum tootles us off to plaza, where thankfully there is a carpark available underground where PIG mum will try parking into.
-after gleefully FORCING :( me to walk into foodcourt, PIG mum makes me sit with anna and uncle tyrone. dunno why she wouldn't lemme sit with the other youth from church; guess it's her way of keeping me isolated and friendless. :(
-for the second, maybe third consecutive week, PIG mum wouldn't allow me any KFC. >< again, i got a chicken wrap from hungry jacks and a small chips, which PIG mum kept pinching until i protested that they were mine. i drank a jasmine green tea with pearl, but i'd asked for a japanese milk green tea with pearl. dunno what happened there.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back down to the car and tootled us home.
-i went once more to the loo for two tinkles when we arrived home; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dunno why i don't have any visitors from SHINE fellowship this arvo. am lonely, now. ><
-well, there's some fanfiction i'm gonna read now, then maybe i'll watch the naruto episode i haven't seen yet. anyways, hope i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-when dearest dad left for church this morning around 8:50am, i used the pot :P once, then spent the ten mins till 8am having a quiet chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when PIG mum came into my room, i swung myself over to the pot :P for two tinkles. then PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen to make my breakfast, three small scoopfuls of my sunday breakfast cereal, frosties.
-after finishing, i took one small gulp from the required mug of water that PIG mum had gleefully forced poor ela to pour 'incorrectly'.
-i use the loo once more before PIG mum drives us to church. of course, she gleefully forces me to do everything.
-PIG mum doesn't like to listen to any music come sunday morning. neither does dad. but i sing in my head till we reach church and PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( me to walk inside.
-speaker today was liam! and a HUGE CONGRATULATIONS to helena, who got accepted into uni for nursing!!! :D
-after service, PIG mum takes me to the loo once before driving me home and changing me into my old new balance sneakers. dunno why this new gold pair cramps erf's toes that badly! ><
-PIG mum tootles us off to plaza, where thankfully there is a carpark available underground where PIG mum will try parking into.
-after gleefully FORCING :( me to walk into foodcourt, PIG mum makes me sit with anna and uncle tyrone. dunno why she wouldn't lemme sit with the other youth from church; guess it's her way of keeping me isolated and friendless. :(
-for the second, maybe third consecutive week, PIG mum wouldn't allow me any KFC. >< again, i got a chicken wrap from hungry jacks and a small chips, which PIG mum kept pinching until i protested that they were mine. i drank a jasmine green tea with pearl, but i'd asked for a japanese milk green tea with pearl. dunno what happened there.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back down to the car and tootled us home.
-i went once more to the loo for two tinkles when we arrived home; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dunno why i don't have any visitors from SHINE fellowship this arvo. am lonely, now. ><
-well, there's some fanfiction i'm gonna read now, then maybe i'll watch the naruto episode i haven't seen yet. anyways, hope i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post35c
one final good evening! em's final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1591. righteo, final events for tonight?
-dinnertime, and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table. first, she had me try one spoonful of sth that was truly disgusting, then she got me some rice, a lil tofu and a lil fish. sadly, she also gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of aloe vera drink 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo before returning online; of course, evil PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-toms: just church. dad'll attend the canto service, but PIG mum'll attend the english service with me, meaning i get to sleep in slightly! :) we'll most likely just have lunch @ plaza afterwards; fingers crossed that whichever parent driving will park underground and that i get some KFC with more than ten chips for lunch! finally, hopefully i'll get some visitors in the afternoon. :) righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-dinnertime, and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table. first, she had me try one spoonful of sth that was truly disgusting, then she got me some rice, a lil tofu and a lil fish. sadly, she also gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of aloe vera drink 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo before returning online; of course, evil PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-toms: just church. dad'll attend the canto service, but PIG mum'll attend the english service with me, meaning i get to sleep in slightly! :) we'll most likely just have lunch @ plaza afterwards; fingers crossed that whichever parent driving will park underground and that i get some KFC with more than ten chips for lunch! finally, hopefully i'll get some visitors in the afternoon. :) righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
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