Friday, January 14, 2011

friday post 35c

one last good evening! em's final plodding total for friday now stands @ approx. 2082, and the final spam count for the week's still thirty-five. righteo, events since my last post?
-my suicidal pedometer has finally passed away. he died of natural causes before he managed to successfully commit suicide. :P see, the clip that attaches him to the waistband of my pants snapped. :P
-cathy came promtply @ 4pm. i held her hand and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, kathy dried me and i had another tinkle when she went outside to find the cream. then i got creamed and rekitted, having one more tinkle when cathy was doing elf's AFO straps and one final one when she was tying erf's laces. then i held her hand and walked back to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-awesome, i've had the perfect arvo tea SEVEN times this month already! thanks, cathy! :D one toasted cheese - yup, two slices - ham and mayo sandwich cut into four squares. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after i'd finished eating, cathy gave ela a massage for a good thirty minutes, painting her white with indigo spots today. she told me that she and her kids are having a poker night tonight! no, not strip poker. :P just normal poker, with the betting cash all only five cent pieces. :P and her son josh is cooking them orange chicken with vermicelli and vegies for dinner tonight - sounds yum!
-cathy took me once more to the loo, then i signed her off @ 5:53pm coz she promised she wouldn't leave till 6pm. :) but toms, she won't get here till 4:30, coz she's working @ some other place all day. but she'll stay till 6:30.
-after she left, PIG mum came downstairs, immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table, where she gleefully forced poor ela to write out my full name five times for the next forty minutes, before she gleefully forced me to fold all the clothes for the next thirty. lastly, she gleefully forced poor ela to feed me one juicy nashi/ya pear.
-finally, around 7pm, dinner! rice tonight, with lotsa cabbage and several slices of beef. too bad, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning that when PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk and get my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, i VERY DELIBERATELY held it 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo before plopping back online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-toms: tess comes @10am. i realise that my chances of going to the coffee club with her to celebrate one year of her looking after me, her birthday and christmas are practically zero, but it never hurts to dream. :)
-even better, coz i had to endure a torture session from vincent the bloody physio today, he's not coming toms! :D the reason's because aunty ming's got some new homestay kid - called jack, i think - that needs some help with his english. remember how i used to help tutor jeffrey? hopefully, i can help this fella, too. i think PIG mum said he's twenty-one? and cathy's not coming till 4:30, which means she'll stay till 6:30. i'll prolly ask her to give ela a massage once i finish arvo tea, then @ 6pm we can watch seven's news together. once the sport's report's over, i'll ask her to take me to the loo once then let her leave @ 6:30. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

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