monday post 38c

good evening! em's new final plodding total for monday now stands @ 4802. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P several times last night. when dearest dad came to kiss me good-bye, he made sure oem and voem eye-kissed me, too. :)
-after dad left for work, bear bear, oem, voem and i all happily snored together until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." i counted that time down, then spent the last five minutes until PIG mum came back inside having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when PIG mum returned, i swung myself over to use the pot :P one more time, but when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, i just swung myself back to bed.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to turn the tap on/off so i could spit out my mouth splint and wash my face. then she gleefully forced poor ela to get me three yummy weetbix with a lil squirt of honey before she finally lemme sit back down.
-i enjoyed my weetbix, then drank the entire mug of water that PIG mum had gleefully forced poor ela to pour 'incorrectly' coz i wanted to go do a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'back home' all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled us off to plaza! poo poo, the two disabled parks were already taken, and double poo poo, the ones upstairs were already taken too. meaning PIG mum happily zoomed all the way to the bloody end of the carpark before she chose a spot, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way down to the cinemas, where i sat down and she went and bought tickets.
-we both went to the toilet once, and when i sat down, PIG mum went and bought us popcorn!!! :D even better, she's PROMISED that i can have popcorn when i see kung fu panda2! :D
-'twas an awesome movie~ when i have the time, i'll post my review on embluekirby.blogspot.com.
-we both went to the toilet once after the movie, then PIG mum tootled us home.
-i popped online for about fifteen minutes until cathy arrived, and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my shower.
-hairwash today. i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, got dried and had another tinkle when cathy went to find the cream. then i got creamed and rekitted, having one more tinkle when cathy was doing elf's AFO straps.
-cathy rinsed the floor for me before she Forced me to walk back to the gobbling :P table.
-sorry, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline now. >< hopefully i can come back with the rest of today's events tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^