Thursday, January 20, 2011

friday post 36b

good afternoon! (it's shortly before 6pm, so it's still afternoon. :P) em's new plodding total now stands @ 4110. righteo, let's start off with yesterday's events first!
-cathy came and gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before she flipped the nice hot water off, then she dried me. i had one tinkle when i was getting creamed, then cathy got me creamed and i had my last tinkle when cathy was doing elf's AFO straps.
-then cathy tootled us off to garbo! we found a carpark, phew, then cathy Forced me to walk to the library before returning with sparkless. i again settled down with ender in exile and transferred myself to some chair.
-@6:15, cathy took me once more to the toilet, then i walked to the foodcourt before i got sparkless back.
-sadly, PIG mum only gave me ten bucks for dinner; i'd asked for fifteen coz i really wanted a krusher, but PIG mum was again horrible. >< so a regular two piece feed with an orange juice it was. cool thing was, i got a large chips instead of a regular one - coz they'd run out of bread rolls! cathy just got regular chips herself, saying she'd have more when she got home.
-after dinner, we went present shopping! :D stupid us forgot where the national geographic was and went from one end to the other and back again before remembering it was near the library! :P
-but i got dad an awesome present; i'm almost certain he doesn't bother reading this boring blog, but just in case i won't say what i got him. :P
-then i picked up a bday card for him from stacks, then, learning i still had several dollars left, bought bread for our breakfast toms! i got myself a sausage bun, dad a red bean bun, and PIG mum a chicken mushroom bun.
-but i STILL had money left! righteo, last stop, then: a soft serve from hungry jacks. :) (the maccas ice-cream and milk shake machine was down, see.)
-we finished the night @ borders. i picked up the second book of the belgariad, queen of sorcery, then transferred myself to a sofa then read until 'twas time to go.
-cathy took me once more to the loo, then went herself as i went over to wash and dry both hands.
-back home, PIG mum immediately forced me to bed, after repeating the usual nightly routine.
-friday:gosh, i must've drunk sth strange last night, coz i used the pot :P like, ten times last night and this morning!
-breakfast this morning was my yummy sausage bun. huh, trust picky PIG mum to whinge that her bun was disgusting. :P
-i went to do a stinky unspeakable after breakfast. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the bloody physio's for my torture session. ><
-thankfully, no falls. :) some standing and walking and lotsa exercises for ela.
-best of all, PIG mum drove us to plaza to buy a kebab from naz for lunch! the only thing that PISSED me off was that there was a sideways park available downstairs, but PIG mum refused to even TRY park there coz "she's a crap driver." well, duh, i KNOW, but would it really KILL you just to try?! apparently, yes. ><
-thankfully, there was a park available upstairs. :)
-i went to buy a kebab from naz; originally, i wanted to buy a milkshake from him too, but he laughed. "sorry, i'm outta milk!" lol, PIG mum got me a 500ml lipton's iced green citrus tea instead, while she had sushi and sneakily snatched slurps from my lipton's tea when she thought i wasn't looking.
-movie time! PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk up to the cinemas then went to buy tickets.
-we both went to the loo once first; she gleefully forced me both to dak and un-dak myself. then i leant against the wall while she went herself.
-all done, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the cinemas, which were, this time, thankfully, close.
-after gleefully forcing me to walk up two steps before letting me sit, she got pissed with me for some reason and flounced up higher to watch the movie. lol, that was fine with me. :) means ela's thumb got to tuck in for the duration of the movie, and i also kicked up elf and erf to rest upon the armrest. :)
-and 'twas a superb movie indeed! :D PIG mum doubtless was a wimp, but i thought it action packed and entertaining, even though it lacked slightly in the soundtrack department. hey, if i get enough time to later tonight, i'll put up all my favourite quotes, trivia and goofs from imdb!
-after the movie, we both went once more to the loo then PIG mum tootled us home.
-i popped online for about all of three minutes until cathy arrived. hey, dearest dad was home too! :D
-cathy Forced me to walk to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, then cathy dried me. i had another tinkle when she went outside to find the moisturiser, then cathy got me creamed and rekitted. actually, i had one more tinkle when she was doing erf's laces and one final one when she was doing elf's AFO straps. then cathy rinsed the floor for me once before Forcing me to walk to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-OMG, i've had the perfect arvo tea ELEVEN times this month already! *faints* one toasted cheese - yup, two slices - ham and mayo sandwich cut into four squares. when i asked cathy why did she always cut squares, she said hina told her four squares. i told her she was free to cut another shape toms. :P i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'. actually, i asked cathy to please gimme a mug with a bigger ear; the past several times, she's been making my tea in this lil cup. not enough. :P
-cathy gave ela a massage for about thirty minutes today, painting her brown with aqua/yellow spots.
-@5:55, she Forced me to walk to the loo for two tinkles, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry both hands and Forced me to walk back to the computer.
-i signed her off and she left five minutes early. for dinner tonight, her family's having fried fish, garlic bread and salad. she doesn't come till 4:30pm toms, but she's staying till 6;30pm.
-well, PIG mum said she was gonna force me offline @ 7pm to do more bloody exercises, then i can come back for my last hour. let's hope it's true! cya then!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. oh and the spam count for the week's forty-two.

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