good evening! em's new final plodding total now stands @ 4604 and the new final spam count for the week's thirteen. righteo, events after my last post?
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland, she came downstairs and immediately forced me offline. i went to the toilet; of course she gleefully forced me to dak myself. actually, she passed me one mug of water, saying i hadn't done a stinky unspeakable yet. i was extremely careful to hold the cup 'correctly' but didn't feel like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum came back for me, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the living room.
-sorry, correction: she just gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom for my hot-cold-hot-cold shower. i knew for a fact that PIG mum would definitely gleefully force me to dak myself, and most definitely refuse to help me remove erf's shoe and sock, so i went to the loo and did that myself first.
-i washed my hair today, and horrible PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts fifty times.
-i dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum finished with my socks, AFO and shoes, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the sofa, coz i'd asked her to please pass me the phone so i could ring leanne. trust her nature to gleefully refuse. :(
-meaning i used MY OWN TWO FEET and walked to thesofa to get the phone. when i turned around and sat down, i said my usual "you've forced me to walk here, but i'm glad my own two feet did that." only the parents got pissed and spent forever ranting @ me. that culminated in the parents gleefully FORCING :( me to walk all the way back to my room to pick up the phone, then gleefully FORCING :( me to walk all the way back out to the living room, where i finally rang leanne and had a happy chat with her. think she had linguine for dinner tonight. well, definitely some sort of pasta, anyway.and she's watching the tennis now, too! she told me to cheer for murray, BTW, coz he's the underdog. GO MURRAY!!! :P
after PIG mum shooed me off the phone, saying 'twas dinnertime, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table for dinner.
-rice tonight, with three slices of kinda icky cucumber, some carrot, some of PIG mum's yummy mincemeat with tomato and one of aunty a's mushrooms. sadly, PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer, and i tootled back online.
-then aunty hilda rang, and i spoke with her on the phone! she's just been to canada for her daughter's wedding! she says lun bak bak's turning eighty-seven this year, but she's like twenty-seven years younger than him - wow! and she brought me back some special sand from somewhere - apparently, it's star shaped! PIG mum wrote down her number; aunty hilda says to call her whenever we're going to plaza and ring her before 8:30am and she'll meet us there!
-i asked PIG mum again to please take me to the loo after we both finished talking on the phone, but her new excuse was, "can't. i'm feeling dizzy." :S hope she feels better soon!
-well, it's almost 9:30pm now, fingers crossed i can stay online till 10!
-help, it's a bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio for me toms. >< pray for no falls :S and hopefully dad'll lemme buy a yummy pork salad roll for lunch toms. oh yeah - hope the skies remain overcast toms - else PIG mum'll definitely refuse to buy me a pork salad roll! (by buying, i only mean that she pays. in the past, i'd wait inside the car for her while she went to buy it, but now she finds that discovers she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE in being able to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk up there and buy it myself. :(
-anyways, i'll try for the toilet again. fingers crossed i can come back afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S.*sigh* now PIG mum won't watch me go to the loo coz "i'm watching the tennis prize presentation."
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