monday post 37c

one final good evening! em's final plodding total for monday now stands @ 2967. righteo, the rest of today's events?
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the water off, then she dried me. when i was getting creamed, i suddenly felt like doing another stinky unspeakable, so after cathy got me rekitted, i just held onto the railing and walked over to the toilet. thanks to cathy for one mug of water - my first to hold 'incorrectly' and i did my second stinky unspeakable for today.
-afterwards, cathy led me over to wash and dry era, then i held her hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-awesome, i've had the perfect arvo tea NINE times now! if cathy gives me it again once more, i think i'll jolly well faint! :D cathy also made me one cup of tea, white and two, my cup to hold 'incorrectly'.
-cathy then gave ela a massage for about twenty minutes, painting her white with black spots today.
-she took me once more to the loo for two tinkles before i signed her off, said my thanks and byes. she left promptly @ 6pm.
-when PIG mum came home from her walk with dearest dad, she gleefully and immediately forced me offline. i went for two tinkles, meaning she of course gleefully forced me to do everything.
-then PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to write out the entire alphabet, then gleefully forced her to wash all the day's dishes. no small wonder that elf's poor ankle started hurting. ><
-@ the computer, PIG mum gave elf'a ankle a quick rub; prolly just her excuse to gleefully force poor elf on minutes and minutes of exercises.
-i skipped dinner coz ela really didn't feel like to being gleefully forced to hang onto the bowl. but PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to pour me one mug of kinda yummy rice milk and fed me one pocky stick. like that's gonna keep me full till toms. >< but nevermind, PIG mum should feed me three weetbix toms.
-toms i've got pincushion practice! o_O :P fingers crossed PIG mum'll take me to the runcorn chinese BBQ restaurant toms for lunch afterwards, coz then i've got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< fingers crossed for no falls. :S and voem wants to come along toms! he wants to see for himself if vincent the bloody physio really is that evil! :P i told him that he was WORSE. >< :P anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^