tuesday post39

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1410 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'by god's grace you can overcome' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and SIX MINUTES online tonight after fifi leaves!!! righteo, today's events?
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work and got both oem and voem to eye-kiss me. :) he left for work @ 8:05am, i spent the ten minutes till 8:15am having a quiet chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-then bear bear, oem, voem and i snored all the way till midday! PIG mum did come in @ some point during the morning, to force me to drink one mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - and tell me that's there isn't any movies out right now worth seeing.
-but i decided i'd better arise @ midday. i used the pot :p for one tinkle, but when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable just returned to bed. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the toilet, where of course she gleefully forced me to dak myself. but thanks to her who passed me one mug of water - which again, i was very careful to hold 'correctly' and i did a stinky unspeakable. after i'd finished, mother came back for me, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to get me two weetbix with a tiny amount of honey for breakfast. i took one small gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-i happily read my bookclub novel until PIG mum decided to gleefully force poor ela to write out the alphabet. after that, she gleefully forced me to fold the day's washing (i know she likes doing that just coz she can order me to 'lean away' from the chair. finally, she gleefully forced poor ela to wash all the dishes.
-umm ... PIG mum wants to show me sth. bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^