tuesday post35b

good evening once more! em's new final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 701. righteo, the day's events?
-much thanks to PIG mum who turned the air con for me last night, coz 'twas hot. means that bear and i could cuddle and sleep in total comfort.
-i also used the pot :P several times last night. the last time was around 6am this morning, and i saw that both bear bear and chilli PIG sausage were both on the floor. "who's a messy sleeper, then?" i teased them. chilli PIG sausage answered me very indignantly, "that stupid bear bear, he wrapped his arms around my long body and jumped off your bed!" :P
-i thought that PIG mum was going to take me to see a movie today! the movie was @ like 10:15am, but i awoke @ 9:45am to use the pot :P saw the time and yelled up to PIG mum, "weren't we going to see some movie today?" her reply? "i'm feeling sick." so bear bear happily curled up and planned to sleep till 4pm, when hina arrived. :)
-but trust heartless PIG mum who spoiled the fun. >< she came inside when dad came home to eat lunch and gleefully forced me to get up. when i protested, she threatened to get dad and toss me outta the house. ><
-but she did give me fifteen more minutes first. i counted that time down, then spent the last thirty-odd seconds before PIG mum returned having a
quiet chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to endure through today, giving all the pleasure and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when PIG mum returned, i used the pot :P for two tinkles. then, PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for brunch.
-brunch was one small bowl of rice with lotsa vegies and a few wee strips of yummy pork. thankfully, PIG mum didn't gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning that i very carefully drunk the mug of water PIG gave me 'correctly'. i mean, i would've appreciated some milk/milo, but wasn't really up to PIG mum gleefully forcing me up to make it myself.
-i had planned to work on one sudoku/read my book club novel, but alas, PIG mum made good with her threat to gleefully force me on some home program of her own devising. >< more than forty-five minutes later, PIG mum finally gave ela a break - actually, before she gleefully forced poor ela on all that, she spent more than forty-five minutes reading out to me passages she'd highlighted in that 'change your brain' book perky had recommended me.
-after the home program, she gleefully forced poor ela to wash all the morning's dishes.
-but still, 'twas not enough for her! >< then, she gleefully forced poor ela to practise piano for fifteen minutes, before she finally lemme online. ><
- i got a new carer today! her name's cathy, and she was born up north!
-hina arrived four minutes late today; i held her arm and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off. hina dried me, cathy and i creamed me, then they both rekitted me. i only had one tinkle today, right before they put my socks on, but i still remembered to ask hina to please rinse the floor for me. then i held cathy's hand and she led me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-actually, my final plodding total for tuesday's now 1399, coz i had a leaky nose and asked PIG mum to please hand me the box of tissues. she, relishing the power she holds over me, of course, instead gleefully FORCING :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table, grab the tissue box for myself before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk back to the computer table. wait, that's not all, PIG mum also gleefully FORCED me to walk over and put the phone, which hina/cathy had kindly got for me, back in its rightful position.
-awesome! my first carers for this year, and they've already fed me the perfect arvo tea! :d and 'twas with thick spam ham, too! :D i also drank one cuppa, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-@ 5:15, i asked hina to please start massaging ela. hina taught cathy how to do it, while we just chatted. cathy told me that she's divorced but has two kids that live with her. her son's starting grade eleven this year and her daughter grade nine. they also have this puppy dog called oreo! i love oreo cookies. :) her kids attend claivour (sp?) mackillop, BTW.
-kathy painted me yellow with light green dots, then hina took over and painted me white with black spots.
-@5:55, hina took me once more to the loo. i stayed there for two tinkles while hina showed cathy how to turn on the computer.
-when i signed them off, i also gave hina a big hug and wished her a safe trip back to tanzania. she's going back for one month come saturday! i think i've said before, right, that hina's got three younger sisters. and she promises to bring me back a lil souvenir from tanzania! :D they left about three minutes early, BTW.
-i listened to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight! but if i can't, i think it's just aunty wendy coming to look after me late morning. dunno who's coming to shower me either, hey. anyways, hope to see you guys tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^