thursday post 39b

good evening! em's new final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 1559. righteo, events since my first post?
-fifi arrived promptly @ 4pm and led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before fifi flipped the hot water off, dried myself and had one tinkle when fifi went outside to find the cream. then fifi got me creamed and rekitted. i had a third tinkle when fifi was putting on erf's socks and one last one when i asked her to please rinse the floor once.
-fifi led me to the gobbling :P table for afternoon tea.
-*sigh* fifi ALMOST gave me the perfect arvo tea! it's PIG mum's fault, of course; she told fifi that she counts how many slices of cheese there are in the fridge. but @ least i got mayo and two teaspoonfuls of honey in my tea, my cup of today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-i asked fifi to please start giving ela her massage while i wrote out dearest dad's bday card for him. PIG mum came back from plaza - she'd bought dearest dad a wallet!
-fifi led me once more to the toilet @ 5:50, saying she had to wash the dishes. i stayed over the loo for three tinkles until she came back for me, led me over to wash and dry era, then led me back to the computer.
-i signed fifi off, said my thanks and byes to her. she's coming back toms! PIG mum told her to just wear shorts toms, it's too hot to be working in long pants.
-i'm just listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM right now.
-PIG mum will prolly wake up from pigland and gleefully force me offline soon. i need to go to the loo once more, though.
-hopefully i'll bbl tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^