monday post 36b

good evening! em's new final plodding total for monday now stands @ 3887. righteo, events for today?
-i awoke around 10am and yelled upstairs, "PIG mum, weren't we meant to see some movie @ 10:20am today?' her reply, 'we'll catch a later viewing; i'm feeling crook." so bear bear and i happily cuddled until PIG mum came downstairs with 'fifteen more minutes."
-over the potty, i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable after one tinkle, so i just transferred myself back to bed.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix. unsurprisingly, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to do everything. i also drank the entire mug of water, albeit 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. i rested against the side handrail while i was doing the stinky unspeakable and had a quiet chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to endure through today, giving all the pleasure and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day. we listened to westlife's 'gravity all day, too, and happy erf also sat sideways all day coz she's smart and always remembers to face forward whenever the car nears any red traffic light.
-PIG mum tootled us off to the BCC cinemas @ garbo! she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside, and i took a seat and she went to buy tickets.
-this old woman brought some old man to see the same movie as us! the old man struck up a chat with me, saying he was from the united kingdom and had come over to enjoy brisbane's good weather - only it's been bucketing down here recently! when they left, the woman kindly told me that there was a lift i could use!
-when PIG mum came back from buying the tickets, i told her about the lift, but she said there wasn't any time to find the lift coz the movie was about to start.
-so she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk up the elevator and took me once more to the toilet. then i washed and dried both hands while she went herself.
-lol, the garbo cinemas are high class! you can choose which seats you want!
-but the biggest surprise was that PIG mum agreed to buy us popcorn!!! :D
-personally, i thought the movie was great - but that colin firth was sexier when he was mr. darcy. :P surprisingly, PIG mum managed to control herself and didn't wail her head off and there was also some very beautiful music. :)
-after the movie, we both went to the loo once more before PIG mum tootled us home and i tootled online.
-when cathy came, i held her arm and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. i'm mainly spotty on the right side of my face, BTW.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice water off. kathy dried me, then i got creamed and had another tinkle. kathy rekitted me, and i had one final tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps. finally, cathy rinsed the floor for me once before i held her hand and walked back out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-awesome, that's the FOURTH time i've had the perfect arvo tea! :D i also drank one cuppa, white and two, 'incorrectly'. turns out that cathy takes her teaa white and two, like me, but she only has a lil milk, whereas i always ask for lotsa milk.
-after i finished arvo tea, cathy gave ela a massage for about thirty minutes, painting her yellow with dark blue spots today. i remembered to drop elf and erf down from the chair when i heard the garage door rise, meaning that the parents had come home from their walk.
-@5:55pm, i held kathy's hand and walked to the toilet for two tinkles. she's cooking mongolian beef with rice and vegies for her family's dinner tonight. she also told me that she took her daughter bra shopping @ garbo today, and they had sushi for lunch, while her son had KFC.
-kathy led me over to wash and dry era, then i held her hand and walked back to the computer.
-i signed kathy off and she left promptly @ 6pm. she's back toms, and the sweet lady says she'll think of me while i'm being tortured by vincent the bloody physio toms. :) ><
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to write out my first and last name five times (which took @ least twenty-five minutes) before she gleefully forced poor ela to feed me a juicy nashi pear. yummy. :) that took about ten minutes, BTW.
-well, PIG mum's just come downstairs from her shower - i expect dinner will be called soon. but i need one more trip to the loo, first.
-hopefully i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^