wednesday post41b

good afternoon! (it's only 5:57, so it's not evening yet. :P) em's new final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1882. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it one more time when dad came to kiss me goodbye. actually, he used oam to eye-kiss me awake, then kissed me good-bye himself. :P
-dad left for work around 7:50am, i used the ten minutes till 8am having a quiet chat to to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear, oem, voem and i all snored our heads off together until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes.'
-i counted that time down, then spent the remaining thirty-odd seconds till PIG mum returned continuing my chat to percy.
-when PIG mum came back inside, i used the pot :P once for two more tinkles. then, PIG mum got me kitted for the day, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where i spat out my mouth splint, rinsed my mouth and washed my face. then, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to get my breakfast, three weetbix with a lil honey.
-aunty wendy actually came about fifteen minutes late today, citing traffic. she immediately poured me one mug of water - which i drank 'incorrectly', of course - then she took me to the loo, where i did a stinky unspeakable.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, aunty wendy treated both PIG mum and i to some soup she'd just boiled this morning, complete with yummy pork balls!
-when PIG mum rocked off ... shopping? aunty wendy fed me lunch - rice with lotsa bean sprouts and some yummy BBQ chicken. thanks to aunty wendy who mixed me one yummy mug of nesquik; that was drunk 'incorrectly', of course.
-aunty wendy then gave ela a really long massage, saying she can't come over one wednesday in the near future coz her son's getting married! but she says she'll ring cathay and see if aunty frances can cover for her.
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before she left, then i tootled online until leanne arrived! :D
-i went to the loo once when she arrived (of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) then we just sat @ the gobbling :P table and yakked.
-dunno why PIG mum acted all spiteful; seems like she can't hold a conversation with someone without ripping into somebody; today, the poor unfortunate was lee, who's always late.
-when cathy arrived, i walked leanne out then had my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, cathy dried me and i got creamed, having one more tinkle. finally, cathy rekitted me and rinsed the floor before she Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table.
-*faints* i've had the perfect arvo tea TEN times this month! never before did i ever dream i'd be lucky enough to get that! :D remember, i only ask for two cheese or mayo once per week, and two cheese AND mayo once per month! lol, i'm just hoping that cathy won't do anything to piss mum off and get herself fired from looking after me! :P
-arvo tea finished, cathy gave ela her massage for almost thirty minutes, painting her orange with black spots today, like some ladybird.
-@5:55pm, cathy took me to the toilet once more, sadly also forcing me to dak myself. after i signed her off with my thanks, byes and see you tomorrows, she left about five minutes early. cathy's coming back toms and taking me to garbo! poo poo to horrid PIG mum, who won't lemme push sparkless to the library and to foodcourt. >< sheesh, it's not like i'll be walking a single step less if i'm pushing sparkless! >< anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^