good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2017 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'your vision - you must 'fulfill' it! (2)' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's twenty-eight. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-when stupid hina hadn't arrived by 4:15pm, i rang CODA. CLAIRE/LOUISE/SOMEONE RANG BACK, SAYING THAT HINA WAS ON HOLS! >< and sorry, shrieking. >< thankfully, fifi came - but @ like 5:40!
-a quick shower for me - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before fifi flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted. fifi rinsed the floor for me before leading me outside to her car. thanks to her who helped me with my seatbelt.
-fifi tootled us off to garbo! i didn't teach her to park where the library was, coz my usually heartless PIG mum showed that she actually does have a heart by letting me use sparkless all night!
-fifi parked near coles. she took me to the loo once first, then went herself while i went to wash and dry both hands.
-lol, last night, i discovered that there's no KFC downstairs and no hungry jacks upstairs! i got my usual - a two piece feed with an orange juice and a cookies and kream krusher. fifi got herself a regular chicken kebab without any extra but with chilli sauce!
-we yakked away, until her hubby rang her to let her know that he'd arrived safely home from work. :)
-after dinner, we went to the library. again, i settled down with 'ender in exile' and transferred myself to some comfy chair and read until fifi and i were kicked outta the library shortly before 8pm.
-so we went to woolies. fifi picked up some passionfruit for her kids, and i got two onions for dad.
-last stop borders. this time, i grabbed raymond e. feist's "the king's buccaneer' and again transferred myself to a comfy sofa, where i read until some sales guy kicked fifi and i out.
-one last loo trip. again, i went to wash and dry both hands when fifi went again herself, then we wheeled me back to fifi's car.
-only we couldn't remember where it was parked! we went around and around, until i suddenly remembered, "oh! fifi, coming here, we caught the elevator!" so we caught the elevator, and started looking for fifi's car. nope... no car. 'oh!" 'twas fifi's turn to cry, "we're on the wrong floor!" when we exited the elevator, fifi parked sparkless's brakes and told me to "wait here." while she quickly went to see if she could see her car. phew, she found it. :) and with good timing, too! coz just as we were heading towards her car, the lights were all switched off! eep!
-luckily i knew the way home from garbo once we were on logan road, coz fifi didn't! and, her GPS dude died too! it kept telling us, "take the roundabout, second exit." but eep, where was the roundabout!?
-but we made it home, phew. :) repeat the usual nightly bedtime routine, zzz.
-friday: i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad came to say goodbye to me before he went to work. last night, when i was out @ garbo, he went to dr. heng (the doctor who once ordered me to wash the dishes with detergent when i used to follow PIG mum to work after school. :P) and had a mole (or sth similar) removed from his face! luckily, he's got PIG mum (who's a registered nurse) to look after him. :)
-i slept until PIG mum came to poke me awake with "fifteen more minutes." i wonder what she uses to keep the time with, coz she returned not thirty seconds after i finished counting!
-i swung myself over to the pot :P for three tinkles. back in bed, i quickly had a quiet chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to endure through today, giving all the pleasure and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly' coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable afterwards. breakfast was three yummy weetbix with just one minuscule drop of honey on one.
-i went to the bathroom afterwards and did my stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-one stinky unspeakable later, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-ofcourse, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day. we also listened to westlife's 'gravity' all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to dr. lin's for pincushion practice. o_O :P she took me once to the loo first, then i went to wash both hands and dry ela (the hand dryer was on the left side) while PIG mum went herself.
-outside, PIG mum handed me a new weekly mag to browse until dr. lin called me inside. PIG mum took me once more to the loo first.
-dunno why dr. lin took so long! PIG mum had time to take me to the loo a third time before she came to turn me into a pincushion!
-i sang both my favourite and second favourite songs in my head in their entirety, and even had time to have another silent chat to percy the angel/saint before dr. lin came to remove all the needles.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way back to the 4WD. she refused to take me to naz for a kebab for lunch, or even the runcorn chinese BBQ restaurant coz she was feeling crook, but she did consent to me buying a pork salad roll for lunch. i'm just confused, then, if you're too sick to take me out for lunch anywhere, how come you're well enough to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out and back to the bakery?! ><
-back home, i went once to the loo for two tinkles. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-lunch was my yummy pork salad roll. :) thanks to PIG mum who took out the yucky parsley for me, but zero thanks to her who gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto and pour one mug of aloe vera for me. but i got to hold that 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo before i tootled online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything again.
-but dearest dad just came home! and i just went once more to the loo, meaning my new plodding total for friday's now 2241. righteo, hopefully i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. *wails* mrs. dent invited me to attend her daughter's wedding toms, but dad won't take me! >< *sigh* i'd better go send them my apologies ... :(
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