monday post 39b

good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 3647. anyways, events after my first post?
-fifi came about three minutes late today. she led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i noticed that everytime PIG mum helps me with a shower, she always gleefully forces me to lean forwards to reach the shampoo and body wash, but all the carers/life coaches/support workers/whatever they're called nows :P just remove the jar from the holder, i just hold out buta-chan and they squirt the body wash onto him. but PIG mum will jeer that they do that only coz they're paid for it, whereas she's trying to teach me independence. *sigh*
-i had one tinkle before fifi flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted. i only had one tinkle when fifi went out to ask PIG mum for a long sock for elf, to stop the AFO drom chafing ell.
-fifi rinsed the floor once for me then led me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-lol, she ALMOST gave me the perfect arvo tea! the only thing that stopped me from getting it was that there was only one slice of cheese left! :S :P but hopefully PIG mum can buy some more toms~ and for some strange reason, she gave me two teabags for my tea today! i asked her please for two teaspoonfuls of sugar/honey, not teabags! :P
-fifi was busy yakking on her mobile and didn't start giving ela a massage until just after 5:35pm.
-fifteen minutes later, she led me once more to the toilet for two tinkles, led me over to wash and dry era (i introduced her to hungry :P) and led me back to the computer table.
-i signed her off and she left right away. she's back toms, and also thursday - she's taking me to garbo! for dinner tonight, they're having chicken, chips (they have chips every other day; i'm jealous!) and salad. also, her daughter, terry, gets ice-cream every second day too!!! man, i'm stinkingly jealous, now! :S
-anyways, the news has just ended; i presume PIG mum'll come downstairs soon and gleefully force me offline to fold clothes or sth. still dunno what's happening toms yet; fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner!
cheers,
em. ^^