good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3150 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'stay in constant contact with god' and thirdly, em's still owed FIVE MINUTES online tonight after fifi leaves!!! righteo, today's events?
-last night was kinda intense. i've always admired PIG mum; her ability to always be so energetic simply astounds me. like, usually, by the end of the day, i'm usually so buggered out, having endured another day for her, that i simply slump against the wash basin in exhaustion. unfortunately, PIG mum took offence to that, and gleefully forced me to stand for more than ten minutes, not leaning against anything, while she harangued me @ length. but, eventually, i made it to bed.
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before he left for work. he also got voem to eye-kiss me; when i asked him where oem had gone to, he looked around my bed, then bent under it. "oh, the silly thing chucked himself off your bed last night, such a messy sleeper," dad said, as he retrieved oem from under the bed and smothered me with more eye-kisses. :) dad also gave me permission to buy a yummy pork salad roll for lunch. :)
-he left for work @ 8:20; i spent the last ten minutes till 8:30 having a quiet chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then bear bear, oem, voem and i all cuddled and slept until PIG mum woke me with "fifteen more minutes." again i counted the time down then spent the thirty-odd seconds till PIG mum returned just continuing that chat to percy, but silently.
-when PIG mum came back, i used the pot :P for one tinkle, but just returned to bed after i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open taps, close taps, squirt honey and other various tasks before i finally sat down with my three yummy weetbix. the mug of water i drained 'incorrectly', of course.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. i did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning against the siderail and quietly finishing the chat to percy the saint/angel.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-sheesh. on australia day, i was listening to westlife, only for PIG mum to change the disc to jack cheung, saying that anna liked him. BUT, she also PROMISED that i could listen to whatever i wanted to for this week. trust her to go back on her word. franklu, i'm not that surprised. of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, too. think we listened to ronan ... hey, i like his voice. :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into unique physiotherapy.
-thankfully, no falls today. :) my torture session was just basically exercises for ela, leaning all to the left, etc.
-when we left unique physiotherapy, PIG mum actually did take me to buy a pork salad roll! of course, she had to harangue and threaten me a great deal first, but hey, i'm used to it.
-back home, i went to the toilet once more. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, not even caring that i was asking her please for some help coz 'twas hot and i was sweating heaps.
-i read dear fattyout aloud for about fifteen minutes, until dearest dad came home for lunch. :)
-i ate my yummy pork salad roll, thanks to PIG mum who mixed me one yummy milo (although i highly suspect that she only put one teaspoon of milo powder into the cup and not the stated three).
-after lunch, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to write out the alphabet, before gleefully forcing her to feed me a juicy pear.
-i went once more to the loo before finally coming online. awesome, i've still got thirty minutes till fifi arrives!
-righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight, coz i dunno what's planned for toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
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