Saturday, November 18, 2023

Saturday Post 463c

 One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3500. Nice number, eh? Well, truthfully, 'twas 3498 but that number so pissed me off I shoved the chair back, stood up and took two small steps forward before sitting down again. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?

  • Back home, I used the loo for one more tinkle and then sat down to enjoy my delicious honey chicken sushi roll, drink my second  and final big mug of white tea with two sugars and read for ages, since it's only Wednesdays that I can spend a blessed three hours reading! I reached pg. 444 @ 3:46pm, reached pg. 450 @ 4:01pm and finished pg. 475 @ 5:16pm. 
  • Then I took a nice warm shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also slowly, softly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually I was all done after 12% but happily leaned fully against the side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before flipping the nice water off and calling PIG mum back.
  • After she dried my back and the back of the chair for me, I did everything else and she didn't feature again until Elf's AFO straps needed doing up and both shoelaces needed tying.
  • All that done, I dried the loo seat, sat for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, stamped both feet dry and then walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
  • When I was summoned for dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
  • Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, one tiny slice of Chinese mushroom, three delicious slices of black fungus and three little chunks of pork.
  • Dinner was washed down with one cup of Chinese tea; after I took the cup over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
  • At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
  • Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. Prepared for a pissyn little lunch with dad @ Hungry Jack's afterwards and a stressful arvo @ the hands of PIG mum. >< *sigh*
  • But dad had better take us out to CHINESE food for dinner and gimme ONE bowl of rice!
  • Righteo, looking forward to seeing everyone @ church toms!
    Cheers,
    Em. ^^

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