Sunday Post 221c

Good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for Sunday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2307. righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• Now @ 5:47pm, I’ve played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:47. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I now promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• When PIG mum announces her safe arrival home from church, I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• PIG mum tootles me back to church for ESS. Alas, she’s too eager to join her fellow aunties that can’t be bothered attending Bible study like my dearest dad does for their very informal ‘fellowship’ (not sure why she calls it that coz they just drink coffee and gossip) to bother seeing me safely seated, but thankfully Esther’s around for that, thus preventing me from a potentially dangerous fall.
• Score, I get to stay seated for worship; meaning I’ve been allowed to remain seated throughout the whole year! :D I sing everything, plus the harmony for three songs, but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
• Speaker today was dear uncle/pastor Chong; his sermon was about receiving God’s blessings~
• After service, PIG mum tootled me straight home, refusing me permission to use the loo once first.
• Dad tootled us out to DFO! I was pissed when the parents wouldn’t lemme use Sparkless2; that’s my shopping trip ruined! ><
• But I picked up this adorable plush … snowman? From Hallmark and a hat from Wrangler.
• For lunch, dad had a footlong sub while PIG mum and I shared half a kebab each. Pity PIG mum didn’t add any extras..
• Dunno why dad chucked a cow @ me for climbing in and outta the car ‘incorrectly’; I must’ve spent like thirty minutes moving from the backseat to the front seat again and again and again till he was satisfied! >< Doesn’t matter, by the time dad got us back home @ 5:30pm, I’d sung like 87% of my newest second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, closing the left eye for all the important numbers.
• Back home, I used the loo for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Waiting for PIG mum to say I can go shower now; I’d best get started on my Reflections for 2017!
• So hopefully bbl, else cya all next year!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 221b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post before midday. XD firstly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 344 steps (obviously, I haven’t left the house yet); secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘New Years Resolutions’ and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend’s just six but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed THIRTEEN MINUTES online after I get home from church!! Anyways, events for today?

• Ugh, PIG mum SPOILED me ending the year with an awesome sleep streak! >< See, around 1:30am she suddenly starts a-THUMPING around upstairs, which awake me. My idiot bladder demands I go; but I persuade her to try fall back asleep first. That would’ve been successful, except for PIG mum a-THUMPING her way back! *sigh* Never mind, I’ve had a massive TWELVE times this year where I’ve enjoyed one consecutive week of awesome sleeps~
• At 9:49am, I finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:28. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Nature called again around 6:30am; after one more pot :P trip, I immediately fell back asleep coz I wanted to wake and use the pot :P once more before PIG mum came into my room!
• Success; not only that, I had one more dream! That’s my 63^rd dream for the year; will haveta remember to thank God for this dream when I’m praying tonight! In this dream, Pole randomly drives over for a visit! I open the door for her, ask, “Where’s Zebby?’ and then wake up! XD
• After giving myself fifteen more minutes, I get myself mostly independently kitted. PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo but only for one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.

Breakfast is some porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast thrown into it, one large full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one small half-mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

I do a stinky unspeakable over the loo, also fully leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• PIG mum leaves for church and I pop online. When nature calls @ 9:40am, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Waiting for PIG mum to come back and take me to ESS now. Must remember to tell her the toilet’s blocked and that did she remember to put Esther’s DVD into my Bible bag for me??
• Fingers crossed the parents will lemme out for lunch with others after service!
• My main goal tonight: to write out my Reflections for 2017!!
• Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope to see everyone @church soon!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday post 221

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 221d

Good evening again and one final greeting for Saturday! Em’s final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 2442. Oh, don’t worry, I’m sure I’ll reach 25000 some other night. Just not tonight. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• I continuing editing my special blog post about how I spent my Christmas and Boxing Day this year until 9pm, when I walk myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. Bet the parents won’t lemme out for lunch with anyone afterwards either, too. >< *sigh*
• Oh, wait! The special thing about tomorrow’s that it’s NYE! Seeing that storms are predicted for toms night I doubt dad will take us anywhere to welcome in 2018; I’m planning to hike upstairs with Bear Bear then come back downstairs to write my reflections for 2017! Righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms~

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 221c

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 2391. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

• I’ve finished writing my special blog post on how I’d spent my Christmas and Boxing Days this year and was editing it when PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
• Meaning I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill. Next year I must remember to start an Excel spreadsheet noting down how many different commands she makes regarding my bad posture. Tonight it was eighteen.
• Before dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely once to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad’s home-grown hairy melon, some disgusting eggplant, some disgusting silk melon (and because PIG mum preferred dinner watching television than sitting with me @ the table, I picked them out, put them into a tissue and folded the tissue up XD) a little yummy pork mince and one delicious Chinese mushroom, which I saved for last, of course.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup after which I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again , rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Back to finishing my special blog post now. Fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm following one last loo trip with myfinal, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for Saturday plus what’s happening Sunday, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^
P.S. At 8:20pm I've played one final game of Bejewed lasting 7:08. Promise I'll stop playing till toms. XD

Saturday Post 221b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Saturday now only stands @ 677. Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• Phew, Kim knew to let herself inside when she arrived two minutes early, saving me from a potentially dangerous fall if I’d been required to open the door for her.
• At 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom for my nice warm shower – I washed and rinsed my own hair today, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. When showering, I also slowly, softly but most hatefully sang 22% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before flipping the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces. Then I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, again , rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Arvo tea was one yummy banana and one mug of green tea. My main joy, however, was getting to read for one more whole hour, meaning today I’ve spent three HOURS with my nose buried inside a book! :D As for Kim, after she cleaned the bathroom, she sat and very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for one hour. Perhaps PIG mum was feeling the heat? She came downstairs and yapped @ Kim for awhile~
• At 5:55pm, I walked myself once slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles and back, again , rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Kim’s back next Wednesday from 4:30pm till 6:30pm. When she left, I said “Cya next year!”
• Me, I’d better finish my special blog post about Christmas and Boxing Day now; fingers crossed I can bbl after dinner, else hoping to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday post 221

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 510 steps (obviously, I’ve not left the house today) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘The Open-Door Policy’. Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 1:38pm, I lasted 6:37. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between five and six minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. Xd

Yay, 2^nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 7:10am (when the parents started breakfast together downstairs and were noisy) and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7:20am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• Now @ 2:09pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:02. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

There wasn’t any point trying to fall back asleep, knowing that PIG mum was leaving for her half day’s work in ten minutes time. Instead, I just slowly, silently but most hatefully sang 10% of my newest second-favourite song inside my head until she came and hit me with the eye goo. Once she left, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• After dad had retucked the teddies and I back into bed and I’d warned him about staying silent so that we could snore in peace, I returned to happy snorings. Nature called again around 9am … about the same time dad started using the bloody CHAINSAW! >< Luckily, he quickly finished using it, else I fell back asleep despite the noise. XD

Nature calls once more around 9:50am; after one more pot :P trip I spend the final ten minutes until Kim arrives finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• After Kim arrives I get my fifteen more minutes then Kim gets me kitted for the day, before I head over to the bathroom to brush teeth. Didn’t bother asking her to please squirt me some toothpaste; I tried once and remembered she refused. Still, Ela enjoys her once weekly break.
• Teeth brushed, I use the loo for one more tinkle, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :p table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Gosh, hope Besta comes back next Saturday; I know she’ll keep me safe when she’s here. I tried asking could she please walk behind me coz both parents are out but she still refused! >< *sigh*
• Thanks to dad who left me one whole egg and ham sandwich for breakfast; pity that Kim didn’t know how to cook the bread yummy and she said also that we’d run outta cheese! But I enjoyed my first mug of white tea sweetened with one spoonful of honey although pity Kim had already taken the teabag out.
• Happiness was then getting to read The Troy Games for 1.5 hrs! as for Kim, she very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for like 1.25hrs before going to cook me lunch.
• At midday, I walked myself once slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again , rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• I tried without success to reach Aunty Lai; instead I read for another 0.15hrs then tried ringing Aunty Nga. Annie jie jie answered and I was like, “Uh, has Aunty Nga arrived back from Korea yet?” Annie jie laughed, replying, “Yes, but she’s in the loo right now!” I asked Annie jie jie to get Aunty Nga to ring me back after she came outta the loo, hung up and drank my warm Ovaltine instead.
• When Aunty Nga rang back, we chatted for about twenty minutes. Poor thing caught a cold while overseas; her voice sounds terrible! >< But I’m so proud of Mickey: Aunty Nga says that Koreans speak very heavily-accented English that’s like unintelligible, but Mickey managed to converse a bit in English with them!
• Before Kim left, I used the loo once more for two tinkles. Kim didn’t actually see me safely seated before leaving; once I’d come outta the loo she just left!  But that’s okay; I walked myself slowly and safely back to the gobbling :p table, always, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Lunch was a lil bowl of fried rice. Another reason I miss Besta: she’ll gimme a heaped bowl! At least the minion bowl was adorable~ I also enjoyed my second and last mug of white tea sweetened with one spoonful of honey; Kim’s already decided we’re only having green tea this arvo. *sigh*
• After lunch, I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• At 1:45pm, I used the loo once more for two tinkles, walking myself there slowly and safely, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Kim’s coming back to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. I’ve resigned myself to just green tea but hopefully Kim will lemme outta shoelace tying practice and I can read for one more hour! It’s only Saturdays when I get the chance to read for three hours over one day!
• Toms: it’s the final day for 2017 hopefully Leo/someone will be there to walk behind me to my usual seat @ church; if that happens, it means I’ll have successfully navigated my way around church all year without landing flat on my ass!
• Prepared for less than one Happy meal for lunch and a stressful arvo @ the hands of mother … *sigh*
• Not sure will dad take us out to welcome in 2018 from anywhere; if not, I’ll haveta make my nightly hike upstairs to my old bedroom and write my reflections for 2018! Which reminds me; I haven’t even finished my Christmas and Boxing Day post! Best go finish that now; hopefully bbl after Kim leaves, else hoping to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 266e

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 4184. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, I continued writing my special blog post about how I spent Christmas and Boxing Day this year.
• At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely once to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Thanks to dearest dad for some juicy mango! Only now I’m craving vanilla ice cream … XD
• Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me coz I’m not going out. Kim’s coming to mind me from 10am till 1pm (coz Kyabra breaks between Chrstmas and New Year) then she’s coming back to do the same from 4pm till 6pm! I’m hoping I can get some solid hours of reading The Troy Games in, but more importantly I’ve gotta finish my special blog post about Christmas and Boxing Day coz the day after’s New Years’ Eve and I’ve gotten pen my reflections for 2017! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead~

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, today I’ve managed FIVE posts! That usually only happens Wednesdays! XD

Friday Post 266d

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 4125. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

·        When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she immediately and gleefully booted me offline and I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. Sheesh, I thought I was on HOLIDAYS! Apparently not. >< *sigh*

·        After a complete change set of clothes (coz obviously, I’d be drenched with sweat after using that machine for twenty-five minutes) then washing and drying Era, I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over

·        Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa lettuce, some pork mince, two small slices of coral trout and one Chinese mushroom, which I save for last, of course.

·        Dinner is spooned down with one bowl of soup, before I walk myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

·        Anyways, I’ve gotta finish my special blog post on how I spent my Christmas and Boxing Days, so fingers crossed I can bbl after one final loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final spam count for the week, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening Saturday, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead1

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday post 266c

Good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for Friday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2468. He, nice number. XD Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 5:32pm, I lasted 5:32. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 5:25am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 5:35am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• The teddies and I continued cuddling and snoring, me waking on the hour to relieve myself just after 9am, PIG mum starts a-THUMPING around upstairs,; soon, she’s let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me not only very slightly with a bra but a tee coz dearest dad’s still around before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes. Whilst doing so, I also sing my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, coz I realise I won’t have the chance to do so when I’m showering this arvo.
• Now @ 5:51pm, I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:18. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

When PIG mum came back, she helped with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• After washing and drying Era, I walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast was some plain porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast thrown into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and a small half-mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also spent ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• After breakfast, PIG mum tootles me off to Calamvale Central where I buy a sushi roll for arvo tea, buy groceries from Woolies and the discount fruit market and get a haircut.
• Back home, I pop online for a lil while, use the loo once then wait for fiona’s arrival!
• When she gets here, I climb into her car and she tootles us off to Warrigal Square for lunch. Unfortunately, there’s no parking available, meaning she has to park all the way @ the end. >< *sigh*
• Turns out the Vietnamese place is full; instead, we have lunch @ Cha Kee!
• I order this delicious baked eel with teriyaki sauce and drink a cookies and cream frappe; of course, before ordering I checked my wallet and made sure PIG mum had left me enough cash!
• Julz and Lisa popped along and said hi! Originally, they’d been having lunch with Lana @ some café. Lisa ordered one bowl of tofu flower and shared with us; when I told her I didn’t know Cha Kee served tofu flower she laughed and indicated the blackboard above her head. “I didn’t either!” XD
• After lunch, Fi tootled me back home. I used the loo once for two tinkles then we sat @ the gobbling :P table and just chatted.
• Fi left soon after the parents arrived home. It’s good that I’ll see her @ church this Sunday before she heads back down to Sydney.
• Aunty Lucia let herself in today when she arrived; turns out dad was still inside the garage. I immediately walked myself slowly and safely into the bathroom for my nice warm shower, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• I washed and rinsed my hair today. Guess I’ll just haveta be content to have Aunty Kitty hold the showerhose over my back when she comes each fortnight coz I’d rather have a cool back then endure Aunty Lucia’s gossip. XD
• After getting dried, creamed and rekitted, I used the loo once more (ignoring Aunty Lucia’s protest that I shouldn’t go until she leaves; I would if she promises to walk behind me back out to the gobbling :p table and keep me safe from falling, but since she can’t be bothered, well, I certainly can’t be bothered listening to her inane instructions!), washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Arvo tea’s my yummy chicken sushi roll (unsure why PIG mum cut it up for me, but hey) and one mug of Chinese tea. Aunty Lucia cleans the bathroom then just stands and has a good ol’ gossip with PIG mum. She could’ve left after her hour was done but like I said, she likes gossipping. XD
• When she left I used the loo once more for two tinkles then walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Gonna write a special blog post on how I spent my Christmas and Boxing Days now!
• Expect a pissy plodding total from me toms, coz I’m not going out. Kim’s 9not Besta, coz the Kyabra office closes between Christmas and new year) coming to mind me from 10am till 1pm, and she’s doing the same from 4pm till 6pm! Huh, she’d better lemme drink white tea for breakfast and lunch toms! Righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 266b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; I still get too excited whenever I get to post before midday. XD firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1583 steps; secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Protected By The Blood Of Jesus’ and thirdly, the spam count for the week’s twenty-four but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-SEVEN MINUTES online when I get back from lunch with Fiona!! But she’ll arrive in like less than thirty minutes, so fingers crossed I can bbl with today’s events, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 266

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 266d

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 1676. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• I kept watching The Good Doctor Episode Nine but didn’t switch to fullscreen coz @ 9pm, I went and did a stinky unspeakable.
• Toms: well, I’m hopefully having lunch with Fiona @ the Viet noodle place @ Warrigal Square! She’s flying back down to Sydney like this Sunday, see.
• Think it’s Aunty Lucia coming to mind me for about one hour around 4pm. *sigh*
• Will hopefully watch the final episode of the Good Doctor season one toms, then I can start working out when season too will air! It’s sometime early next year, but I can’t remember when~
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 266c

Good afternoon! Em’s new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 1216. Righteo, continuing today’s events?

• I asked dad when Aunty Jo arrived could I please have one lunch and not just half but he immediately refused then LAUGHED @ ME when I showed disappointment! How HATEFUL. >< *frustrated sigh*
• One more loo trip before Aunty Jo tootled me of to Woka Woka for half a lunch. Luckily, there was parking available right outside the restaurant, and we claimed the booth seats right inside.
• Today I had half the beef fried rice with a cold milk tea, while Aunty Jo had the wonton in egg noodle soup. Over lunch, Aunty Jo told me that back in HK, she taught deaf children!
• After lunch, we pushed a trolley together and bought groceries from Woolies. Aunty Jo even bought me this lil packet of chocolates!
• Back home, I used the loo once then walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Not sure why I’m suffering from constipation again … ><”
• Waiting for Kim to come mind me from 4pm till 6pm now; planning to watch another episode of the Good Doctor now!
• Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl after Kim leaves, else wishing everyone a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 266b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post before midday. XD firstly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 800 steps (obviously, I’ve not left the house yet) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Bearing Fruit and Sharing Fruit’. Well, since I’ve got time this morning, let’s start off with last night’s events first again!

• When dearest dad got home, I quickly used the loo for one tinkle then climbed into the 4WD; dad tootled us off to Samuel’s house for an early dinner!
• When I saw all the houses having stairs (like Kwany’s place), my heart sank but phew, Samuel lived @ ground level. Just two steps to clamber through~
• Ending @ 9:49am I’ve finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:20. Now, lemme play one more game of Bejeweled lasting between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Yay, Samuel made rice for us last night! The rice bucket (say ‘farn tong’ in Canto) in me’s satisfied. He also made us three chicken skewers (also with tomato and other green vegetables) each; PIG mum immediately gave one of mine to dad, saying she would too, but she was sneaky and tried eating it for herself! Luckily I saw and reminded her, “That’s dad’s!” XD
• After dinner, dad wandered over to the sofa for a nap, while Samuel put the jug on. Lol, I had to teach PIG mum what ‘put the jug on’ meant but I was happy: that was my second mug of white tea for the day!
• Samuel even made dessert! I wailed when he informed us he’d made puff pastry with hazelnut stuff; Samuel replied, “But I thought you only had a peanut allergy!” For the record, it’s actually ALL nuts, bar cocoNUT, NUTmeg and doNUT. Obviously I’m very preferable to the last one. XD I glowered @ him and sniped that I wouldn’t forgive him unless he gave me some ice cream instead, and just my luck, Samuel really did have ice cream in the house! :D
• We took our leave by 8pm, and dad tootled us home. One more loo trip for me, before I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Because I’d already enjoyed the entirety of the PISSY two hours of net time that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to, I just watched episode five/six of The Good Doctor. I’m hoping to have finished Season One by the time season two starts airing early next year!
• PIG mum left me to get myself ready for bed; why I enjoyed that: (1) I got to sit down to pour my nightly half-mouthful of milk and Ela got a break, (2) Ela also didn’t have to hold the toothbrush while Era squirted the toothpaste and (3) Elf got to wear her sock to sleep last night~
• The only alas was that my awesome streak sleep ended @ 12:05am last night, but that’s okay; I’ve enjoyed one straight week of awesome sleeps TWELVE times this year!

Nature calls again around 6:20am; after another pot :P trip, I spend the ten minutes till 6:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• The teddies and I cuddle and snore for another hour, me waking again to use the pot :p when PIG mum startrs a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she’s let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me not only exceedingly slightly with a bra but a tee because dad’s @ home, score. Then she leaves me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.

PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast is some plain porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast thrown into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one small half-mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• When nature called around 10:30am, I walked myself once slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Waiting for Aunty Jo to come take me grocery shopping and for lunch, now! I tried asking PIG mum could I please have one whole meal instead of half and she was like, ask dad.
• Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. Doubt she’ll lemme drink white tea with two sugars again, but fingers crossed I can read for one hour!
• Then fingers crossed dearest dad will take PIG mum and I out somewhere for dinner tonight!
• Toms: perhaps expect another pissy plodding total from me? Unless I can persuade PIG mum to take me out to see the new Star Wars movie!
• Aunty Deana’s coming to mind me for about one hour around 4pm. *sigh*
• Anyways, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. At 11:39am I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:59. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, because I’ve also played two more: one lasting more than seven minutes and another lasting moire than eight!

Thursday 266

good morning! :P
cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 266e

Argh, I lost my post! >< But I wanna watch one more episode of the Good Doctor before hitting the sack, so just noting down that my final, final plodding total for Wednesday's only 981 and that the parents and I had a great time @ Samuel's house for dinner tonight!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've managed FIVE posts!

Wednesday Post 266d

Good afternoon again and probably one final greeting for Wednesday! Em’s probable final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ only 653. Anyways, probable final, final events for Wednesday?

• When kim announced her arrival two minutes early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• So a nice warm shower for me – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 21% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era and walked myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :p table, again , rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Arvo tea was some yummy mango; thanks to Kim for one mug of white tea with two sugars (usually, she only lets me enjoy white tea on Monday but I explained to her I’d missed out coz Monday was Christmas Day and could I please have one now and she said yes!) Must ask dad to find my Traci Harding novel called sth like The Troy Game; dad must’ve put it somewhere when he was clearing our big table for PIG mum’s birthday bash yesterday! Instead, she found for me joni’s memoir, which I read while she very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for about one hour; PIG mum also tumbled downstairs and had a yap @ her.
• Before Kim left, I used the loo once more for two tinkles. She’s back Thursday arvo.
• PIG mum’s ordering me to use the loo now; prolly won’t be back tonight so hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 266c

Good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for Wednesday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ only 372. Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• Before lunch, nature randomly called and I used the loo for one tinkle before joining Aunty Deana @ the gobbling :P table.
• For lunch, I had six delicious lightly fried dumplings with an entire plateful of little bok choy, while Aunty Deana had a croissant with jam. I drank one mug of Milo, while she had some kinda goji berry, black plum and ginseng juice. Over lunch, Aunty Deana told me how she’d spent Christmas (shopping @ Garbo).
• After lunch, I tried without success to reach dearest dad. Instead, I just used the loo for one more tinkle.
• Wonder if PIG mum’ll take me grocery shopping after Aunty Deana leaves? If she won’t, expect a super-pissy plodding total from me.
• Kim’s coming from 2pm till 4pm to mind me; fingers crossed I’ll get to read for one hour and she’ll lemme drink a white tea with two sugars (Kim usually lets me have one every Monday, but Monday was Christmas Day and obviously she didn’t come, so I’m hoping she’ll lemme have one this arvo instead!
• We’re going over to Samuel Enderby’s place for dinner tonight! But since he’s asked us to arrive by 6pm, perhaps we’ll leave early and I can be home and online once more before I haveta let PIG mum gleefully boot me off to bed? Fingers crossed!
• Anyways, tonight’s ice cream night; like I always say, a very little’s better than none @ all!
• Toms: PIG mum’s got work, and since GCCW’s over for 2017 but she hasn’t asked CODA to send someone to take me out, she’s just gonna get me kitted then leave me be. Dad should be home too, since uncle David told him to take holidays.
• Then I think Aunty Jo’s coming to take me for half a lunch @ Woka Woka around midday. Hate the half a lunch thing, but looking forward to the HK-style milk tea~ ^^
• I’m presuming it’s Kim coming to mind me again from 4pm till 6pm? Must remember to ask when I see her this arvo~
• Then hopefully dearest dad will take us out for dinner together toms night~
• Righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 266b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post before midday. XD Firstly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding only 252 steps (obviously, I’ve not left the house yet) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Say Yes To God’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed THIRTY-FOUR MINUTES online this arvo!!! Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 10:37am, I lasted 5:37. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Yay, 3^rd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:40am (when dad walked silently down the hallway and opened the door) and after one pot :P trip I immediately went back to sleep again coz I wanted to fall asleep, wake and use the pot :P again before dearest dad left for work like one hour later!
• Now @ 10:57am, I’ve finished another game of Bejewed lasting 6:28. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Oh, I almost forgot! My final, final plodding total from Monday night’s actually 2905! Had a great night with Joey, who came over with her parents for dinner, she watched The Good Doctor with me until dinner was called. Dinner was sumptuous; PIG mum even lemme have some seconds! After dinner and PIG mum’s birthday cake, went over to the Christmas tree with Joey; we just sat and chatted. After everyone left around 9:20am, I used the loo once more, finished watching episode four of the Good Doctor and opened all my Christmas presents! :D

Nature called again around one hour later; after another pot :P trip, I spent ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• Only dad didn’t leave for work! When nature called again and I took another pot :P trip, I could hear PIG mum yapping @ dearest dad; when she came into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not only a bra but a tee, I asked her why was dad still @ home, and she was like, “Didn’t you know? Uncle David’s ordered dad to take time off!”

After giving myself fifteen more minutes, I got myself mostly independently kitted. PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Breakfast was one bowl of the Nesquik cereal Samuel Enderby got me for Christmas; looks like somebody does read my Xmas Wishlist after all! I also drank one full mug of water and let horrid PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold onto each pill bottle while getting my drugs :P out; luckily I didn’t really mind coz I was sitting and could concentrate.
• After breakfast, I walked myself slowly and safely online, again , rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 266

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 220b

Heylo again and probably one final greeting for Tuesday! Em’s probable final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 2389. Righteo, probable final, final events for Tuesday?

• When PIG mum tumbled downstairs and ordered me off to shower, I totally forgot that with her I always eat afternoon tea first! *sigh*
• So a nice warm shower for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 22% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• After flipping the nice warm water off, I dried and rekitted myself; PIG mum helped only with my bra strap and Elf’s AFO.
• I retrieved the toilet roll, used the loo for one more tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back out to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• If Joey comes over with her parents tonight, I’ll not return online.
• Toms: maybe expect a pissy plodding total from me? Aunty Deana’s coming to mind me from 10;30am till 1;30pm and Kim’s doing the same from 4:30pm till 6:30pm, but think I’m just staying @ home, unless PIG mum takes me grocery shopping toms.
• Oh, then toms night we’re going over to Samuel Enderby’s house for dinner!
• Best of all, it’s ice cream night toms night; like I always say, a very little’s better than none @ all!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Tuesday post 220

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2240 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s “God’s Leadings’. Anyways, events for today?

• Ending @ 2:56pm I’ve finished one game of Bejewed lasting 5:22. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Yay, 2^nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until dearest dad walked silently down the hall and opened the door leading to the garage, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• Now @ 3:18pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:44. That’s today’s quotas satisfied and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• The teddies and I cuddled and snored, me waking hourly again for the pot :P until PIG mum came into my room, hit me with the eye goo and helped me very slightly with not only a bra but a tee coz dearest dad was still @ home. After giving myself fifteen more minutes, I got myself mostly independently kitted.
• PIG mum came back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces; after that, I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo, coming out when I realise I feel likebdoing a stinky unspeakable.

Breakfast is one bowl of plain porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast torn into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of milk (which I poured for myself after PIG mum went upstairs). Lucky she hadn’t stashed the milk inside the laundry fridge; I wouldn’t have walked that far for it, coz that’s too dangerous. Over breakfast I happily watched The Morning Show and spent ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also fully leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• Afterwards, I wash and dry both hands before getting into the 4WD. Dad tootles us off to the Hyperdome for the Boxing Day sales!
• I’m pissed when the parents won’t lemme use Sparkless 2. That’s my day ruined; goodness knows I can’t concentrate when I’m walking and trying my hardest not to let the cruel and faithful god push me over! ><
• But from kMart I buy this really adorable pink bunny blanket, then from Jay Jays I pickup another tee/two!
• Lunch is in the new foodcourt; PIG mum and I both have Japanese rice (kaarage chicken for me; sweet chilli chicken for her0 while dearest dad gets sth from the carvery.
• One more stop before heading home to get two books from the QBD stacked in the middle of the centre!
• Back home, I use the loo for one tinkle then walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Aunty A, uncle Calvin and Aunty Catherine are all coming over tonight to celebrate PIG mum’s birthday!
• Toms: perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me? Aunty Deana’s coming to mind me from 10:30am till 1:30pm, then Kim’s doing the same from 4:30pm till 6:30pm. Then, @ night, Samuel Enderby has invited the parents and I over to his new place for dinner! Anyways, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 220d

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @1584. Ha, I’m just over 1.5 grand. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• I happily watched episode three of the Good Doctor until 9pm, when I walked myself slowly and safely to the toilet for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: Boxing Day means it’s PIG mum’s BIRTHDAY! But perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me… see, I’d love to hit the Boxing Day sales, but only if I can go in my manual wheelchair. If the parents refuse to lemme use that, then I don’t see the point of going, coz I can’t freaking browse the shops when I’m not seated and can’t look @ atuff! *sigh*
• But the parents have invited Aunty A, Uncle Calvin and Aunty Catherine over for PIG mum’s birthday! Hopefully dad’ll organise a birthday cake for PIG mum toms, else she might not lemme have one again next year! >< Oh, and I’m looking forward to opening mychristmas presents! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve managed SIX posts! That’s even rarer than five! XD

Monday Post 220e

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 1484. Righteo, continuing tonight’s events?

• When the parents called dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle before joining them @ the gobbling :P table, walking myself there and back slowly and safely so as not to let the cruel and unfaithful God push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa sweet soup carrot, lotsa dearest dad’s home-grown hairy melon and a few slices of tasty pork.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Anyways, I’d best get back to doing the Lumosity brain games for PIG mum now. Fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm following one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Monday, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else wishing everyone a smashing Tuesday ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've managed FIVE posts! That usually only happens on Wednesdays~ XD

Monday Post 220d

Good afternoon! Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 1336. Anyways, continuing today’s events?

• At PIG mum’s order, I went and showered. Obviously, I washed and rinsed my own hair today, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum seriously helped with NOTHING bar Elf’s AFO. Oh, and I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 26% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud.
• Take two for doing the Lumosity brain games for PIG mum. Don’t think she’ll disturb me this time~
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after dinner tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 220c

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Monday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 1011. Ha, I’m just over one grand. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• When PIG mum summoned me over for lunch, I used the loo for one tinkle first before walking myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table to join her for lunch, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Now @ 3:48pm I’ve played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:50. That’s today’s quotas satisfied and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Lunch was two half buns: half a shallot bun and half a cheese and bacon bun. PIG mum told me to pour myself one cup of milk with lunch, but when I opened the fridge, there wasn’t any milk there! I told PIG mum and she was like, “Oh, it’s in the laundry fridge. Get that.” Um, no, I won’t, coz I might fall over walking there! No drink with lunch, then. *sigh*
• After lunch, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Guess I’d better continue the Lumosity brain games for PIG mum; I’ve already exceeded the PISSY two hours of net time she so gleefully restricts me to. *sigh* Righteo, hopefully bbl, else wishing wveryone a smashing Boxing Day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^