Saturday Post 221c

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 2391. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

• I’ve finished writing my special blog post on how I’d spent my Christmas and Boxing Days this year and was editing it when PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
• Meaning I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill. Next year I must remember to start an Excel spreadsheet noting down how many different commands she makes regarding my bad posture. Tonight it was eighteen.
• Before dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely once to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad’s home-grown hairy melon, some disgusting eggplant, some disgusting silk melon (and because PIG mum preferred dinner watching television than sitting with me @ the table, I picked them out, put them into a tissue and folded the tissue up XD) a little yummy pork mince and one delicious Chinese mushroom, which I saved for last, of course.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup after which I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again , rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Back to finishing my special blog post now. Fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm following one last loo trip with myfinal, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for Saturday plus what’s happening Sunday, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^
P.S. At 8:20pm I've played one final game of Bejewed lasting 7:08. Promise I'll stop playing till toms. XD