Thursday, December 7, 2017

Thursday Post 263b


Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Thursday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2701. Righteo, potential final, final events for Thursday?

  • Now @ 4:40pm, I’ve played another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:57. That’s today’s quotas satisfied and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  • Aww, despite me not hitting the sack till after 10pm, my idiot bladder ruined my awesome sleep streak @ 2:45am when she nudged me awake and demanded I go! XD
  • Nature called again around 6:15am; after another pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 6:25am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
  • Nature called again about one hour later, shortly before PIG mum started a-THUMPING around upstairs. Shortly afterwards, she’d let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not only a bra but a tee, because dearest dad hadn’t left for work yet, score. Then she left me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I complied with after giving myself fifteen more minutes and using the pot :P once more first.
  • PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast was some porridge with some dry (unbuttered) toast torn into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one small half-mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I happily watched Sunrise and spent ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

  • When Carol gets here, I climb into her car and she tootles me off to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown for my shopping trip! However, since she rarely comes this way, she took a very circuitous route there. XD
  • After parking on the half-level, we walk into the shopping centre together. Huge thanks to Carol who held hands with Era today; I’m certain I therefore walked well with Erf passing Elf with every step.
  • After one loo trip, I grab Matthew Riley’s  “The Great Zoo Of China then sit and happily read for about one hour. Today, I reach page  seventy-five @ 9:54am, page 100 @ 10:17am, page 111 @ 10:29am and page 125 @ 10:43am.
  • After one more loo trip, Carol and I begin our Christmas shopping! Turns out just outside the library, this Chinese couple were selling scarves! Carol thought they were lovely and so I bought one for PIG mum! Lol, I’ve got nearly non-existent Chinese skills (remember, I only studied Chinese for like three months @ UQ before the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly destroyed my life with the disabling brain tumour ><) but I managed to get out with my broken Chinese, “Is there green? My mum’s favourite colour is green.” The man fetched a green one for me, while I laughed and continued practising my broken Chinese with the man’s wife. “Sorry, I don’t understand. I speak Cantonese. My Chinese is very bad.” The wife was very nice, laughing in reply, “No, you speak very well!” XD
  • PIG mum’s first present bought, we continue shopping. First downstairs @ Woolies (thankfully Carol’s older than Kim and pushes the trolley with me @ a speed more suitable to my uneven gait), before heading upstairs and continuing our shopping @ Coles. I pick up a second present for PIG mum there (she was pissed last night and said she wouldn’t accept any pigs from me, but Carol was an absolute LEGEND who excitedly showed me this morning a blank card she’d bought ages ago with a PIG on the front! “You can give your mum that,” she laughed. She wouldn’t lemme pay her back for it, either! I also grabbed dad a tee from Coles.
  • Our final stop before lunch’s Sunni Bakery, where I grab two buns.
  • Carol tootles us back to Woka Woka for lunch. Nice, Judy’s working there today! When she comes to take our orders, I mumble @ her (in my broken Chinese), “Aiya … I’ve forgotten your name … ah! I remember! Your name’s Judy!” Judy cheers with me~ XD
  • I order the fish fillet insweetcorn sauce with rice with a cold milk tea while Carol orders a laksa with a lemon Coke. Happiness is getting to eat the whole meal @ once but knowing I’ll still get half a bun for arvo tea~
  • Lol, after Carol drives me back home, I ring dearest dad while she goes to open the door. Only she can’t find the keys! Getting outta the car, I sit inside the garage and watch Carol rummage through my bag again. “Hey, you forgot the inside zip.” I offer helpfully. Yup, the keys were there!
  • So a nice warm shower for me – I wash and rinse my hair today. I also sing 25% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
  • After I flip the nice warm water off, I get dried, get creamed and have another tinkle. Carol rekits me then I head outside to the computer and sign her off while she cleans the bathroom.
  • Carol’s back next Tuesday and taking me to the Toastmasters Christmas function! Even better, she says she’ll shout me dinner and I’ll wipe the slate clean of all the money she owed me. XD (It’s two bucks for every umm she utters; today she randomly dropped five/six)
  • When PIG mum announces her safe arrival home, I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in. heading back to the gobbling :P table, I then let her nab half my cheesy sausage bun. Because she’s unhelpful, I’ve gotta get up and fetch the Christmas advent calendar Mrs. Dent gave me; when I toss the chocolates onto the table, I accidentally knock over this plastic pencil box filled with everything. Again, unhelpful PIG mum won’t lemme finish the remainder of my half a cheesy sausage bun until I’ve retrieved everything; thankfully, she lets me remain seated to do so. I just scooted the chair so it faced the table, meaning if I lost my balance and pitched forward, I wouldn’t lose balance and fall; I’d just smack my head on the table leg. Luckily, I kept my balance and didn’t let the cruel and unfaithful God push me over.
  • After washing arvo tea down with one mug of Chinese tea, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, always again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Having snuck my mobile into the loo, I happily play Candy Crush for awhile then do another stinky unspeakable before walking myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Oh, and sth hilarious happened: around 4pm, Sally suddenly arrived! PIG mum sent her packing; I just yelled, “Cya Saturday!!” XD
  • Fingers crossed dearest dad will take PIG mum and I somewhere yummy for dinner tonight!
  • Toms: umm … perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me? Ray’s overseas already, meaning I can’t see him for acupuncture … well, maybe PIG mum’ll take me to see a movie instead!
  • I can never remember if it’s Aunty Kitty/Aunty Lucia coming to mind me for one hour around 4pm … I’ll always hope it’s Aunty Kitty, coz she actually walks behind me and keeps me safe! PIG mum just likes Aunty Lucia coz they are both such GOSSIPS! >< XD
  • Anyways, hopefully bbl after dinner, else wishing everyone a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

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