Wednesday Post 266d

Good afternoon again and probably one final greeting for Wednesday! Em’s probable final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ only 653. Anyways, probable final, final events for Wednesday?

• When kim announced her arrival two minutes early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• So a nice warm shower for me – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 21% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era and walked myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :p table, again , rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Arvo tea was some yummy mango; thanks to Kim for one mug of white tea with two sugars (usually, she only lets me enjoy white tea on Monday but I explained to her I’d missed out coz Monday was Christmas Day and could I please have one now and she said yes!) Must ask dad to find my Traci Harding novel called sth like The Troy Game; dad must’ve put it somewhere when he was clearing our big table for PIG mum’s birthday bash yesterday! Instead, she found for me joni’s memoir, which I read while she very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for about one hour; PIG mum also tumbled downstairs and had a yap @ her.
• Before Kim left, I used the loo once more for two tinkles. She’s back Thursday arvo.
• PIG mum’s ordering me to use the loo now; prolly won’t be back tonight so hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^