Saturday, December 23, 2017

Saturday Post 220c




Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ sth slightly under 1932 (I’ll explain why later). Anyways, continuing today’s events?

·        Before Besta left, I used the loo once more for two tinkles, then told her to open her Christmas present before she left. I made sure to keep Era gently around her wrist to dissuade her from fleeing in terror once she saw the caterpillars I’d drawn for her; she was dramatic, pretending to cry out and pull away when she saw them. XD

·        I happily tootled online for my most important two hours online; when Kim announced her arrival one/two minutes early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

·        At 8:11pm, I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:16. That’s today’s quotas fulfilled, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

·        When Kim announced her arrival two minutes early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

·        So a nice warm shower for me – I wash and rinse my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 32% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

·        I had one tinkle before flipping the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

·        Arvo tea was one juicy pear and one mug of green tea, but happiness was getting to read The Troy Game for just over one hour! Today I reached page seventy-five @ 5:35pm. As for Kim, she cleaned the bathroom then very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for one hour while talking with PIG mum, who claimed she couldn’t sleep coz ‘twas too hot!

·        Before Kim left @ 6pm, I walked myself slowly and safely once to the loo for two tinkles and back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

·        When PIG mum comes downstairs from pigland, she immediately boots me offline; I haveta let her gleefully FORCE L me to plod 14:30 on the treadmill for her. Usually it’s fifteen, but she turned it off @ 14:30 like last time; well, I wasn’t gonna complain! But that’s why my newest plodding total’s slightly lesser than 1932 coz walking for fifteen minutes equals 1602 steps but I walked thirty seconds less.

·        Before dinner, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

·        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa carrot, lotsa dearest dad’s home-grown hairy melon, a few pieces of yummy kalian and two small flat chunks of pork mince.

·        Dinner’s spooned down with one bowl of soup, before I walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

·        Anyways, hopefully bbl shortly after 9pm following one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Saturday, the final, final events for Saturday plus what’s happening Sunday, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

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