Friday Post 333b

Heylo again, good afternoon and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, I'm logging in Friday's plodding total again @ 2500; secondly, TWFT topic's "Thomas' Twin" but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after Kim minds me for two hours!! So hopefully bbl with today's events, else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday Post 333

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 333d

One final greeting for Thursday! Here's final, final events for Thursday:

• Watched Nine's 6pm news bulletin: the 48TH time I've watched the 6pm news bulletin this year!
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa cabbage, lotsa not-very-yummy bean sprouts, like two tiny chunks of beef and one wee slice of scrambled egg.
• Around 8:30pm I let PIG mum gleefully force me offline and gleefully force Ela on the HEP exercises for her.
• One more loo trip for me before returning online.
• Off to finish my GCCW comp entry now; it's due tonight!
• Toms: PIG mum should help me up coz she's got Tiff coming to give Ela a session of OT.
• And I think Kim's minding me from 4pm till 6pm?
• Actually, think I'm seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage! Bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap ceaselessly @ her. XD
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Thursday Post 333c

Good evening again! Since I've already noted down everything I wanna record today, just lemme continue with events for Thursday?

• Back inside, I shared lunch with the Lungs over Zoom for one whole hour; yay I'm not as boring as mother would have me believe! XD
• Went and did a stinky unspeakable before taking a nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the most important numbers. Actually, since Tina kindly stayed and kept the showerhead over my back after I called her back to please gimme some facewash, I was actually all done after only singing 8% but I happily leaned fully against the right side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling for Tina.
• After I flipped the nice hot water off, I got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Tina rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Erf's sock and one last one when she was drying my glasses for me.
• Back outside I began my daily Bible reading while Tina went to clean the bathroom before sitting and massaging Ela for ten more minutes.
• Now @ 8:25pm I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5:31. That's tonight's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, because I've actually played two more memorable games, one lasting 7:53 and the other 11:03!
• When PIG mum got home, I let her nab half the yummy cupcake I bought from Breadtop; 'twas really soft! Then I sneaked my mobile into the loo and played Farm Heroes. XD
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Thursday Post 333b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, I've already logged in Thursday's plodding total @ 2500; secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Free Indeed' and thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Crisis Intervention'. Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

• Back home, after some fiddling, I enjoyed lunch with the Lungs for one full hour! I'm really relieved; I'm not THAT boring after all! XD
• Fingers crossed I can bbl, because I'm still owed SEVENTEEN MINUTES online!!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Thursday Post 333

Good afternoon! Firstly, I'm logging in today's plodding total @ 2500 and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Where Is God When It Hurts?' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed TWENTY-SIX MINUTES online after I watch Nine's 6pm news tonight!! Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 4:46, I lasted 6:50. Now, lemme play one more game of Bejeweled lasting between five and six minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Woo hoo, 16TH consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:20am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• With thirty minutes till Tina's arrival, I count some numbers and then @ 7:50am  I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
  
• Tina arrived @ 8am to help me up, after my fifteen more minutes she got me kitted and I headed over to and bathroom to brush teeth. Thanks to Tina who squirted me out some toothpaste; Ela enjoyed her first break this week~
• Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I head out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, which is two plain (no honey) Weet-Bix, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over and after breakfast, I read the book that Phil sent me for one hour, finishing pg. 175 @ 10:16. Tina very slowly tidied my room then sat and very gently massaged Ela for about twenty minutes.
• After using the loo once more, I climbed into Tina's car and we hit Sunnybank Plaza!
• Finding parking underground, we hiked upstairs. The ascending elevator STILL hasn't been fixed! 
• First stop was Bread Top to buy two buns.
• Then we grabbed a trolley and bought groceries from Coles.
• Once I got back into Tina's car, I sent her please to buy my drink for me while I ordered my takeaway lunch and posted an update onto Facebook.
• After three weeks, I think I FINALLY remember the way to Turton Street; you turn right when you reach the Shell petrol station! 
• Poor Tina really isn't the smartest cookie in the cookie jar; when she got my lunch and was driving me back home I was Whatsapping dearest dad and telling him shopping was finished, lunch had been collected and we were heading home; when I looked up and didn't know where we were I was like, "Ah, Tina, please stop. I don't recognise where you're taking us. Did you set the GPS back for my house? 12 Yvonne Rd.?" mnTina checks and then goes sheepishly, "Oops minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!picked Yvonne St.!" *sweatdrop*
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
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Wednesday Post 333b

Heylo again, good evening and one final greeting for tonight!! Firstly, I've already logged in today's plodding total @ 2500; secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Right Beside You' and thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Food And Drink'. Anyways, just briefly, continuing events for Wednesday?

• Woo hoo, 16TH consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:05am~
• Very proud of PIG mum who managed to get herself up before 9:45am, meaning I didn't haveta bang the wall for her. XD
• Munched one of PIG mum's home baked healthy muffins for breakfast and then went to see Ray for some acupuncture and massage.
• PIG mum parked outside Vietnamese Rice Paper Cuisine and ordered us lunch from there; I then walked all the way from there to buy groceries from Woolies (bought milk from one end, walked to the absolute opposite end to buy tissues then all the way back to the entrance to pay); of course PIG mum's too self-centered to think about driving us to buy groceries from Woolies and then driving us back to Rice Paper to pickup our lunch *sigh*
• Now @ 8:50pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5:40. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, because after dinner 6the computer suddenly went slower and I played memorable games lasting 7:37 and 9:04!
• Got home, had lunch and then Paola minded me from 3:30pm till 6pm.
• Showered - I washed and rinsed my own hair today, because PIG mum dragged Paola out so she could yap @ her. XD Luckily, after I called Pao back to please gimme some facewash she stayed and kindly held the showerhead over my back to keep me warm. Meaning, like yesterday, I was all finished after singing 10% of my shorter second-favourite song but happily leaned fully against the right side-rail and watered myself for another tinkle before flipping the nice hot water off.
• Joined choir practice till 5:55pm then watched Nine's 6pm bulletin - the 47TH time I've watched it! :D
• Had dinner and did HEP with PIG mum.
• Toms: 'Tis my shopping trip with Tina! Since all the public libraries are still shut, I'll read for one hour @ home, try do a number two before hitting Sunnybank Plaza (since I've not done one today), get takeaway lunch from Seoul Bistro and try have Zoom lunch with Pastor Chris and Grace! Best of all, it's ice cream night toms night; like I always say, a very little's better than none @ all! Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 333

Good afternoon! Firstly, I'm logging in today's plodding total @ 2500 and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Do Only What God Wants You To Do' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and ONE MINUTE online tonight after I watch the news!! Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 3:15, I lasted 6:34. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between five and six minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 332f

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Since I've already logged in today's plodding total @ only 800, lemme just cover final, final events for tonight?

• For small group tonight, we're doing a Bible study from Acts chapter four. Seven people are attending tonight.
• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: hope PIG mum helps me up...
• Looking forward to seeing Ray for some massage and acupuncture; it'll be the first time I've been out in the fresh air since like last Thursday/Friday! Bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap ceaselessly @ him. XD
• Hopefully we can buy groceries and grab a takeaway lunch before coming home~
• Pao's minding me from 3:30/4pm till 6pm and joining me for twenty-five minutes of choir rehearsal! She's very nice; pity PIG mum roused @ her for letting me have a white tea with two sugars meaning she won't dare to again. Still, like I told Davinia (and she had a good laugh over it) I muchly enjoyed that one big mug of white tea with two sugars. XD
• Will hopefully get to watch the entire Nine's news 6pm bulletin again~
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms~
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've managed SIX posts; that's even rarer than five! XD

Tuesday Post 332e

Good evening! Since I've already logged in today's plodding total again @ only 800, just lemme note down that Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Let Us Praise', Joni's devotional topic's 'Justified And Sanctified' and continue with tonight's events?

• @ 4:45pm I started signing outta everything, @ 5:50pm I visited the loo for one more tinkle and by 6pm I was on the couch with Carnival to watch Nine's 6pm bulletin; the 46TH time I've watched it! :D
• When the sports report came on, I asked dearest dad please to microwave dinner for me; once the bulletin ended I headed over to the gobbling :P table and quickly wolfed down dinner: rice tonight, lotsa lettuce, lotsa little tong vegetable, a few lil chunks of beef and a few little chunks of pork. I'm impressed: while it's common for two/more vegetables to feature for dinner, usually there's only one meat!
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I took my bowl over to the sink, used the loo for one tinkle and then returned online, ready for our SG Zoom meeting. 
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Wednesday ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, I've already managed FIVE posts! That doesn't happen too often Tuesdays! XD

Tuesday Post 332d

Good afternoon again and potentially one final greeting for Tuesday! Gonna login today's plodding total @ only 800 and note down potential final, final events for Tuesday?

• Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for just one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• After getting myself a spoon, getting the milk, taking off the milk lid, pouring the milk and putting the lid back on the milk, breakfast was two plain (no honey) Weet-Bix with all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. 
• Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• That done, I tootle online until midday, when PIG mum summons me over for lunch - one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast with avocado and a tiny sprinkling of salt, yum! I also pour myself one mug of green tea.
• Lunch finished, I walk myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• 1pm till 2pm I've got my second-last NAB session with Jacky. Physio today: lotsa reaching for Ela, lotsa stepping for Erf, weightshifting and keyboard playing for Ela.
• Took a nice hot ashower afterwards - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, since Tina stayed after I called her back to please gimme some facewash and held the showerhose over my back and kept me warm, I was actually all done after singing 10% of my shorter second-favourite song, but happily leaned fully against the right side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling for Tina.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, then got dried, creamed and rekitted, having one tinkle when Tina was doing Erf's sock and one more when she was washing my glasses for me.
• Back outside, arvo tea was one yummy juicy pear and one mug of Chinese tea. Happiness was reading for one hour; as for Tina, she cleaned the bathroom then sat and very gently massaged Ela for like thirty-five minutes, painting her hot pink (again) but with black spots this time, not white.
• After reading for one hour, I use the loo for two tinkles then returning.
• Signing Tina off with my thanks and byes (she's back Thursday 8am) I returned online.
• Both parents have just come home (dearest dad from work, PIG mum from seeing Dr. Ku) and have gone on walkies~
• Me, after I publish this post I'll continue bashing out my GCCW competition entry; only two days left before it's due!
• At 5:45pm I'll start logging outta everything; @ 5:50pm I'll visit the loo once more and by 6pm I'll be sharing the couch with Carnival ready to watch the news together!
• Once the news ends, I'm wolfing down dinner, visiting the loo once more afterwards then probably having small group via Zoom @ 7:30pm~
• Toms: my first time out in like six days! Seeing Ray for some massage and acupuncture; bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap unceasingly @ him. XD
• Will prolly buy groceries and takeaway lunch before coming home~
• Pao's minding me from like 3:30pm till 6pm; pity PIG mum roused @ her for letting me drink one white tea with two sugars yesterday. *sigh*
• She'll join me for twenty-five minutes of choir practice!
• And yay, should get to watch Nine's news again!
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after dinner, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 332c

Good afternoon! Just noting down that I'm really still owed THIRTY MINUTES online after Tina leaves and continuing with today's events?

• When PIG mum still hasn't stirred by 9:45am Era bangs the wall and I call for her help up, please: remember, if I'm back in bed before twelve hours have passed, I feel like I've wasted the whole day! XD
• Now @ 12:40pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5:44. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, because for my first game I already lasted 8:07!
• After PIG mum hits me with the eye goo and helps me exceedingly slightly with nothing bar the bar strap, I immediately get myself mostly independently kitted before calling PIG mum back to please help me with Elf's AFO straps and both laces. That done, I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela).
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 332b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post before midday. XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 575 steps (and don't expect much more from me; today's my 5th consecutive day stuck @ home all day) and secondly, TWFT topic's "'Yes, But' People" but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed FIFTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after lunch!! Anyways, events for today?

• Woo hoo, 15TH consecutive awesome sleep last night! 'Twas actually PIG mum who awoke me when she started a-THUMPING around @ 6:50am! After one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 7am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• Shirley and I cuddle and snore, me waking again one hour later to use the pot :P again, before 
   I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• At 11:04 I've played one game lasting 6:07. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between five and six minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XDa
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Don't ask me how the font suddenly went green; I didn't touch anything! XD

Tuesday Post 332

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 332g

One final good evening and greeting for tonight! With a final, final plodding total of only 800, just lemme note down final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, I immediately went and continued composing my GCCW competition entry; it's due on the 30th!
• Suddenly PIG mum comes over, boots me offline and demands I complete the arm HEP parts for her.
• Before returning online, I walk myself slowly and safely once more to the loo first, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: my 4th consecutive day stuck @ home; fingers crossed PIG mum helps me up...
• Fingers crossed also I can listen to Nine's morning news!
• NAB physio with Jacky and Monique @ 2pm, I think. Will haveta ask Monique did she get my e-mail.
• Tina's minding me from like 2pm till 5pm.
• Fingers crossed I can watch the entire Nine's news 6pm bulletin again!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've managed SEVEN posts! I've totally lost count of how many times I've done that before … maybe it's like the 22ND time?? XD

Monday Post 332f

Good evening again! Since I've already recorded everything I usually note down, just continuing events for Monday?

• Took a nice hot shower afterwards - I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, since Tina kindly stayed with me and held the showerhead over my back keeping me warm after I called her back to please gimme some facewash, I was actually all done after only singing the song nine times, but happily leaned fully against the right side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling Tina back.
• After I flipped the nice hot water off, I got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Tina rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Erf's sock and one last when she was washing my glasses for me.
• Back outside, arvo tea was one yummy pear and one mug of Chinese tea. Happiness was reading Beautiful Outlaw for one hour; today I finished pg.100 @ 4:49.
• After reading for one hour, I used the loo for two tinkles and then returned online, signing Tina off with my thanks and byes @ 4pm. She's back toms from like 2pm till 5pm.
• Returning online for around one hour, I used the loo for one more tinkle @ 5:50am then crashed onto the couch to watch Nine's 6pm news bulletin with Carnival - the 45TH time I've watched the whole 6pm news bulletin this year! The most interesting surname I remember seeing was 'Womby'; reminds me of Wombie, my stuffed toy wombat!
• Dad said dinner wasn't ready when I asked him once the news had finished, so I used the loo for another tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• When the parents summoned me over for dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle again and then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Score, the parents lemme use the spoon I had the foresight to skoot my chair over to get this arvo, meaning that April's been satisfied SEVENTEEN times!! :D :D
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa lettuce, some salmon and a little beef.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I took my bowl over to the sink and then walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final events for Monday plus what's happening toms else wishing everyone a smashing Tuesday ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've already managed SIX posts; that's even rarer than five! XD

Monday Post 332e

Good evening! Just noting down that Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Through The Waters', Joni's devotional topic's 'My Wheelchair Is My Ebenezer' and continuing Monday's events?

• AFO straps done and shoelaces tied, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for only one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• Breakfast is the last of PIG mum's yummy choc chip muffins (one), one warm mug of Ovaltine, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Since PIG mum had overslept, today she ate breakfast with me. When she went upstairs to get changed, I headed into the loo and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and 
  finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
   After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Come midday, after dearest dad returns home, I walk myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Lunch is just one bowl of leftovers, but I scored coz I nabbed dad's spoon to eat with and he didn't demand it back coz there was a pair of wooden chopsticks sitting on the table that I pushed over to him! XD
• Lunch was washed down with one mug of Chinese tea that I pour for myself, after which I use the loo for one tinkle and then walk myself slowly and safely back online, always above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Actually, my stroke of ingenuity: PIG mum had closed the loo lid and taken my shower chair into the hallway, but I moved it back inside, sat for a widdle, turned the shower hose on to wash the pee down the drain and then flushed the toilet so that PIG mum wouldn't know. XD
• David arrived to gimme a session of physio. Thankfully, PIG mum explained to him why she didn't want me plodding on the treadmill today and therefore I just did upper-limb stuff for one hour: fifty shoulder shrugs, 100 supinate and open, 100 reaching, pronate and open, 100 reaching sideways shoulder flexion 100x to eyesight level
• Took a nice hot shower afterwards - I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, since Tina kindly stayed with me and held the showerhead over my back keeping me warm after I called her back to please gimme some facewash, I was actually all done after only singing the song nine times, but happily leaned fully against the right side rail and watered myself for ano - bbl!
• Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, I've not even had dinner yet but have already managed FIVE posts! XD

Monday Post 332d

Good evening and potentially one final greeting for Monday! Since I've already logged in today's plodding total @ only 800, lemme note down potential final, final events for Monday?

• After dearest dad leaves for his hard day's work, Shirley and I cuddle and snore, me waking again about one hour later for another pot :P trip, before I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Lol, today PIG mum hadn't stirred by 9:45am, hence why Era banged the wall and I called for some help up, please? PIG mum eventually came downstairs to gimme some eye goo and say she'd totally fallen back asleep after dearest dad left for work.
• Once she did that, I immediately got myself mostly independently kitted and then immediately banged the wall again, asking PIG mum to please come help with Elf's AFO straps and both laces, coz 'twas already like 10am! I must let PIG mum gleefully boot me off to bed every night @ 9:45pm; if I'm back in bed before twelve hours have passed, I'll feel I've wasted the whole day. XD
• Now @ 5:45pm I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5:12. That's today's quotas satisfied and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I've already played memorable games lasting 7:21 and 7:22!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  

Monday Post 332c

Good afternoon! PIG mum's said she'll tell David not to have me plod on the treadmill so I'll login today's plodding total @ only 800 and continue with today's events?

• At 1:12pm I've played one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:03. Now, lemme finish one more game lasting between five and six minutes, and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Shirley and I happily cuddled and snored; when dearest dad walked considerately silently along the hallway and unpopped the lock leading into the garage the sound woke me to use the pot :P again, after which I spent ten minutes  beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 332b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, I've only been hard @ work plodding 550 steps (and don't expect much more from me; think PIG mum's gonna tell David don't have me plod on treadmill) and secondly, TWFT topic's "Prayers That Don't Work" but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR online after lunch!! Anyways, events for today?

• Woo hoo, 14TH consecutive awesome sleep last night! :D That's already the 11TH time this year I've managed one straight week of awesome sleeps and April hasn't even finished yet! Nature didn't call until 7:10am, and after one pot :P trip I immediately tried falling back asleep since I knew dearest dad would leave for work like one hour later!
• At 11:52am I've played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:12. Now, lemme finish one more game lasting between six and seven minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 332

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 332e

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Like yesterday, Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ only 750 and secondly, the final, final spam count for the weekend's now eighteen. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• Shortly after I published the previous post, PIG mum gleefully booted me offline and demanded I do the arm parts of my HEP for her. I offered to do the ten laps walking for her too since she already lemme outta them yesterday but PIG mum said don't; wait until David comes toms arvo and get his professional opinion. Well, hopefully Monique will answer my e-mail query tomorrow.
• Hand exercises done, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle then back online, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: fingers crossed PIG mum helps me up!
• Maybe I'll get to watch the morning news? No, better just listen to it while using up my most precious two hours of the day; that way I'll have more time tonight to compose my GCCW entry!
• PIG mum's doubtless got David over to gimme a session of physio ... if he says walking's still fine with a sore groin I'll plod away but if wait until healed I'll be logging in my plodding total @ 750 again.
• Tina's minding me from like 2pm till 5pm; wonder how late she'll come toms? XD
• Hopefully I can read for one hour and watch Nine's 6pm news bulletin!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've managed FIVE posts! I'll prolly manage that for as long as we're not allowed back @ church yet. XD

Sunday Post 332d

Good evening! Lemme just note down that Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Our Father Sings', Joni's devotional topic's 'Justification' and continue with tonight's events?

• Yup, shortly after 3:30pm PIG mum ordered that I head into the bathroom and shower.
• So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also slowly, softly but most hatefully sang 21% of my shorter seond-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• Once I flipped the nice hot water off, PIG mum dried my back for me and then I did everything else. She didn't feature again until she did Elf's AFO straps and tied both shoelaces for me.
• After lifting the loo lid, I sat for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era and then walked myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.  
• For arvo tea, I had to let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to feed me one delicious pear but I didn't really mind coz I was seated and could fully concentrate.
• Then I read the Christian book Phil sent me while PIG mum and dearest dad went out for walkies. I also had the foresight to skoot my chair over to get myself a spoon for dinner after I finished one paragraph lest they return before I visited the loo once more @ 5:50am (which they did). XD
• So after using the loo for one tinkle @ 5:50pm, I crashed onto the couch with Carnival and happily watched Nine's 6pm news bulletin - the 44TH time I've done so this year! :D The parents couldn't wait (presuming they were feeling peckish after their stroll) and started dinner first without me, shortly before the weather forecast.
• Before dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely once to the loo for one tinkle and back,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa not-very-yummy bean sprouts, some beef mince and some salmon.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of soup, after which I took my bowl over to the sink and walked myself slowly and safely online, again 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Eep turns out our GCCW competition's due in like five days but I've not started yet! Better start penning sth now! So hopefully bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final spam count for the weekend, the final, final events for toms plus what's happening Monday else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 332c

Good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Looks like PIG mum's really releasing me from plodding the ten hallway laps Monique set me, so just events for today?

• Woo hoo, 13TH consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:10am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 7:20am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• Soon afterwards, PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs; shortly afterwards she lets herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not only the bra but the tee (since dearest dad's home) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for just one tinkle, coming out when I realise I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• Breakfast is one of those adorable little chocolate muffins PIG mum baked, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast,   I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
  
• Before ESS started, I visited the loo for one more tinkle, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• For worship today, I sang everything plus the harmony for one song but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
• Speaker today was Pastor Chris with his 9th installment from his Edge Of Glory series entitled 'Reckless Love'
• After service, when I was summoned for lunch, I walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• After getting myself a fork, lunch was some yummy eggy pancake PIG mum had cooked while I was attending ESS and dad was outside gardening!
• Lunch was washed down with one mug of Chinese/green tea, after which I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
  
  
• Well, PIG mum's ordered that I shower @ 3:30. Will prolly haveta let her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me some fruit for arvo tea, but fingers crossed I can read for one hour and maybe even watch Nine's 6pm bulletin again!
• Toms: expect another super-pissy plodding total from me, coz I think PIG mum's gonna tell David I've hurt myself so don't use treadmill today. Personally I just wish he'd not come, full stop! XD
• Tina's minding me from like 1pm till 4pm; wonder how late she'll arrive toms? XD
• Then fingers crossed I can read for one hour again and watch Nine's 6pm bulletin again!
• Righteo, hopefully bbl else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 332b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, if PIG mum lets me off hallway plodding again I'll note down my plodding total @ only 750; secondly, TWFT topic's 'Forgive Them And Release Yourself' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's fourteen but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed  FIFTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after I attend ESS!! Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 11:02, I lasted 5:11. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between six and seven minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Now @ 10:44am I've finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:57. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Now @ 12:20pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 7:02. Right, promise I'll not play again until toms. XD

Sunday Post 332

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 332e

Prolly one final greeting for tonight! Since PIG mum's really letting me off plodding my ten HEP laps (even though I assured her 'twas only a mild pain and I could walk them just fine; well, as fine as one as horribly disabled as me. ><) I'm logging in my final, final plodding total @ only 750. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• Shortly after I published the previous post, PIG mum gleefully booted me offline and demanded I do my HEP for her. Well, the upper-limb portion, anyway. I offered to do the lower limb too, because while I'm in pain it's manageable and I know I'm capable but she said don't bother. 
• That finished, I used the loo for one more tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.  
• Toms: should be my 2nd consecutive day @ home; expecting PIG mum to help me up and then go watch CSS with dearest dad. Hopefully upstairs so I can use my chair and skoot to the drawer and get myself cutlery for both lunch and dinner otherwise April the 26th will finally be the day I've gotta get myself cutlery for all three meals. *sigh*
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've managed FIVE posts! That doesn't usually happen Saturdays~ XD

Wednesday Post 332d

Good evening! Firstly, think I'm logging in today's plodding total @ only 750 coz I think PIG mum's letting me off hallway plodding tonight and  secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Run Toward Challenge'. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• When PIG mum finished her long arvo nap, she immediately booted me offline and I let her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me one juicy pear for arvo tea. I also poured myself one mug of green/Chinese/chrysanthemum tea, before heading into the bathroom for a shower.
• Obviously, I washed and rinsed my own hair today; dried and rekitted myself. Well, PIG mum dried my back and did Elf's AFO straps but I did everything else.
• Back outside I let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to feed me one delicious pear; I also poured myself one mug of some kinda tea. When the parents went out for walkies, I quickly skooted my chair over to the kitchen benchtop and got myself a spoon for dinner.
• At 5:50pm I used the loo for one more tinkle and then crashed on the couch to watch the 6pm news bulletin with Carnival: the 43RD time I've seen it! :D Because I brought my mobile along, I also managed to note down all the interesting surnames I saw: Wregg, Beckwith, Deokar, Fullick, Bown, Haysom, Birx, Hazzard, Karn and Fabris.
• Once the news finished, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Score, the parents lemme use the spoon I had the initiative to skoot my chair over to get for dinner tonight! Don't fancy my chances toms, then ... may finally haveta get myself cutlery for all three meals. *sigh*
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa lettuce, two thin slices of Chinese mushroom and a little beef mince. 
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I took my bowl over to the sink and walked myself slowly and safely back online, again 
  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Only nature has already called twice! XD
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 332c

Good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for today! Still haven't plodded hallway laps with mother, so lemme just note down potential final, final events for Saturday?

• Now @ 1:45pm I've played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5:47. That's today's quotas satisfied, and I now promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I've also already played one more memorable game lasting 10:40!
• Nature didn't call again until 6:10am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:20am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• Shirley and I cuddled and snored, me waking hourly for the pot :P again before PIG mum began her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly not only with the bra strap but the tee (since dearest dad's @ home) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes. Whilst doing so, 
   I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• PIG mum comes back to help with Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for just one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• PIG mum spent last night baking choc chip muffins! I had one for breakfast; dearest dad had two for morning tea. After I finished breakfast, I finished reading the Matthew Reilly novel! Next I'm gonna read that lil Christian book Phil sent me; not sure how I'll like it, coz usually I prefer reading fiction.
• Breakfast and book finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and

finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• Okay the bullet points have gone over to the right side again. XD
• That done, I walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over, 
• After reading the day's Bible passages, I tootle online for myself until PIG mum summons me over for lunch.
  She's fried us vermicelli for lunch! Not that I'm really a fan since I prefer thick noodles, but hey. XD I get myself a fork and also pour myself one mug of chrysanthemum tea to wash lunch down with.
  Returning online afterwards, I've had to get up twice: first, when silly dad locks himself outta the house and needs rescuing and secondly when nature calls. XD
  Toms: just church, nothing special. Another day stuck @ home.
  Righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^.