Monday Post 306c

 Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 1527 (don't ask me how I passed one grand let alone 1.5 grand without leaving the house today! XD Oh, Wally must've felt sorry for me being stuck in home quarantine this week; when PIG mum gave him to Ela and I checked his number, he'd already given me FORTY/SIXTY steps! XD; secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Does The Word Of God Convict You?' and thirdly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'The Fierce Struggle'. Anyways, continuing events for tonight?

• Around 4pm one of dad's mates  rang the doorbell and left a heap of fresh groceries @ the door for us! By the time dad had opened the door, he'd already returned to the car; dad just yelled his thanks~
• But when dad was bringing the groceries in, he ordered me offline? *sigh* No biggie; I went and watched Nine's arvo news, after which I asked dad could he please feed me some morning tea?
• Aww, dad peeled a Mandarin for me (six seeds), fed me one warm mug of yummy peppermint tea and we even shared a packet of bikkies together!
• Apparently PIG mum HADN'T been sleeping upstairs? When she ordered me off to shower I headed into the bathroom.
• So a nice hot shower for me - I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• After I flipped the nice hot water off and PIG mum dried my back for me, I did everything else and she didn't feature again until Elf's AFO straps needed doing and both laces needed tying.
• Then I dried the toilet seat, drank another mug of water and did another stinky unspeakable before joining the parents for dinner; phew, dad cooked rice for us!
• After dinner and soup, I returned online. Suddenly, Aunty Emily rang us! Aww, she's such a sweetheart; fretting that since we've all got COVID we're not alright.
• While PIG mum was upstairs yapping @ Aunty Emily suddenly nature called and I did my THIRD number three for the day; that hasn't happened since 2008! Well, perhaps the next time it'll happen's 2036. XD
• Google says pooping three times a day's normal anyway, so I'm not stressed. 
• Anyways, hopefully brb after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms else wishing everyone a smashing Tuesday ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^