Friday Post 297e

Good evening and potentially one final greeting for Friday! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 3225 and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the week's now twenty-two. Righteo, potential final, final events for Friday?

• The teddies and I cuddled and snored, me waking hourly for the pot :P until dearest dad came and kissed me bye before leaving for his hard day's work. Unfortunately, he also squashed the notion of our family dinner out tonight, but hey. 
• Now @ 6:33 I've finished one more game of Bejeweled ending 6:59. That's today's quotas satisfied, and I now promise to hit the sack willingly tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I've actually played one more noteworthy game lasting 8:59!
• More snoring from the teddies and I once dearest dad has left, me waking once more for the pot :P shortly before PIG mum starts a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with only the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with Elf's AFO straps and both shoelaces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, coming out to the gobbling :P when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• After getting myself a spoon, breakfast is two plain (no honey) Weet-Bix, all my usual drugs :P and the largest mug of water we own, which I'll confess to tipping down the sink coz it's Autumn now! XD Over breakfast, 
   I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and 
  finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• Good timing: I'm coming out just when Ji Young arrives to gimme a forty-five minute session of rehab therapy. Thankfully, I get to stay seated for the whole session, although she's already said I'll haveta stand for the session next week.
• When she leaves I use the loo for one tinkle then walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• I happily watch Seven's morning news; all the interesting surnames and weather forecast are noted down in Friday post 297b, I think.
• After using the loo for one more tinkle, I walk myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• PIG mum fries CNY cake with a tiny bit of scrambled egg for lunch, yum!
• Lunch is washed down with one cup of oolong tea, after which I turn the alarm on and climb into the 4WD.
• Of course, PIG mum gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, we listen to 97.3FM all day and today,Era helps Ela stretch for thirty minutes before Ela opens and closes her palm 150 times, holding each for a count of five. Era also helps rubs Ela's fingers for two/three minutes.
• At Sunnybank Hills, first we walk into Asian Village and PIG mum buys ingredients for her next cooking project.
• Next, I buy a sushi roll for arvo tea from the Japanese place outside Woolies.
• Actually, correction! first we head upstairs and buy groceries from Colwes!
• Our final stop's into Woolies for groceries.
• Back home, I walk myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• When Kim announces her arrival exactly @ 4pm, I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• So a nice very warm shower for me - I wash and rinse my own hair today. like yesterday I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for the important numbers. Actually, I'm done after 14% but water myself for one more tinkle before flipping the nice very warm water off.
• After I flip the water off, I mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me dry my back, both calves and Era), mostly dry myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helps me cream my back, both calvesand Era) then mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me with Erf's sock, Elf's AFO and both laces). Then I use the loo for one tinkle, dry inside both ears, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Arvo tea's the yummy sushi roll (pity Kim wouldn't gimme any more soya sauce even though I got the bottle from the fridge myself; next time I'll pour more for myself provided she won't head upstairs and fetch PIG mum like Tina does) and one mug of plain green tea. Happiness was reading Bill Clinton's memoirs for one hour and getting to watch the entire sports report! Today I reached pg. 275 @ like 5:33pm. As for Kim, after she cleaned the bathroom she very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for sixty-five minutes whilst watching cooking videos.
• After watching the sports report, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Kim's back next Wednesday and taking me to choir.
• Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me, coz I'm not going out. Besta's minding me from 10am till 2pm; will shower @ 12:30pm coz Kim's not coming 4pm till 6pm.
• Then fingers across again that dad will take us out for dinner toms night! He's only just arrived home from work; highly doubt he will tonight … anyways, gonna go pen out my birthday wishlist now, so fingers crossed I can bbl after dinner, else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
• P.S. Lol, I haven't even had dinner yet but I've already managed FIVE posts! XD