Saturday Post 266b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Em's potential final, final plodding total for today now stands only @ 865. Righteo, potential final, final events for Saturday?

• Once I published the previous post, I used the loo for one tinkle then settled down to another slice of the awesome cake Ray had bought for me yesterday. I also poured myself a full cup of milk, but unfortunately had trouble getting the carton open since 'twas new! Eventually I just put the cartoon in between both thighs, squeezed and used Era to open the carton. Some milk did spill out over the floor, but luckily there was a box of tissues on the table and I just wiped the floor dry before quietly skooting the chair over to the fridge and put the milk back inside. Also while seated, I bent to pickup the packet of raw meat either parent had left hanging precariously in the fridge that had just fallen out when I'd opened the fridge door and replaced that into the fridge also, before quietly skooting the chair back to it's original position @ the table. I'd wiped away all the milk but the floor was possibly still wet and no way was I gonna risk another slip like the two I had last year! Luckily PIG mum hadn't woken to come bitch @ me for that. XD
• Happiness was reading Bill Clinton's memoirs for forty more minutes (it's only Saturdays I get to spend a blessed three hours with my nose buried in a book ^^) before I used the loo for two tinkles then returned online. Actually, I'd just exited the loo when PIG mum ordered me back inside to change pants; obviously they'd gotten slightly wet when I had opened the new full milk carton. Please note that apart from passing me a clean pair of pants; PIG mum did not help whatever with me putting them on; luckily I'd had the foresight to just take both shoes off without undoing the laces and could just jam them back on without asking her to please retie my laces for me.
• PIG mum's awoken; she's watching some You Tube canto program. Dad's attending the Saturday church service and I'm hoping to watch the 6pm new bulletin (in other nineteen minutes)!
• So hopefully bbl after dinner tonight, else hoping to see everyone @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Seven's news is being read out by Kay McGrath. All the interesting surnames I saw: Curly (heard), Ciobo (pronounced Chobo; heard), Bechwati, Etherington, Charysee (first name), Pond, Trouchet (pronounced Troo-chey), Hannay (heard), Gearing, Noor, Kadak, Malkoun, Mumme, Wowor, Urch, Skripal (heard), Sturgis (heard), Papas, Gobbos, Marer, de Brenni (heard), Fentiman (heard), Vorias, Locco, Andaroloro, Helmond, Greenberg, Lamar (first name), Finch, Macauley (first name), Okwara, Brewer, Hills and Paskin. Today Brisbane was 20-29. The sports report was read by Pat Welsh. paul Burt read the weather forecast. Brisbane toms: 21-19.
• P.P.S. Hoorah, it's the 5th time this year I've been able to watch the entire Seven news bulletin! :D