Monday Post 471

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2683 steps (ha, I'm over 2.5 grand XD); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'Faith For The Future'; thirdly, TWFT topic's "You Are Christ's Ambassador" and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Freeing Obedience'. Anyways, events for today?

• Personally, I'm blaming PIG mum that nature called  about 12:45am: she RENEGED on her PROMISE to videochat with my dearest dad and I EVERY NIGHT and I  was worried for her! *sigh*
• Nature called again around 7am and after one pot :P trip I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Usually nature calls hourly after that initial daylightt pot :P trip, but happiness was snoring soundly until dearest dad let himself into my room to hit me with the eye goo @ 8:55am before I woke again for the pot. :P
• Once Rebecca arrives, @ 9am, she and dad enter my room. Dad says 'hi Em" and I wave Pearl @ him. "Fifteen more minutes?" Another wave and they both thankfully leave. Phew, because Pear's anatomically incapable of giving the Bear Bum! When Rebecca suddenly returns five minutes later and asks gwtting up yet? I wave Pearl in protest @ her, complaining, ten more minutes! Thankfully, she withdraws for another ten minutes. XD
• When Rebecca comes back, I use the pot :P once more for three tinkles, we get me kitted and then I head over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then head out to the gobbling :P table with Rebecca.
• Breakfast is one bowl of two Weet-Bix porridge, half a cup of Milo, all my usual drugs :P and one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast  lightly spread with avocado  and equally lightly spread with salt. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• After breakfast, I sit once  more over the  loo. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into Rebecca'a passenger seat, she kindly helps with my seatbelt and then she tootles us off to Calamvale Central. Amazing, she finds the entrance closest to where Go Cutt's located but can you believe this: she doesn't like pearl milk tea!!
• I didn't recognise the hairdresser who cut my hair today but she said she's cut my hair twice before already! Why I like going there: it's the only time where I get instructed to head down/look down and your head gets vacuumed @ the end!
• Afterwards, Rebecca and I sat outside Degani and we both got a coffee fix! Latte for her and dirty chai for me!
• Then we grabbed a trolley and bought groceries from Woolies. Ooh, dad wanted frozen cheesecake; he'd better gimme some! XD
• Back home I took a nice hot shower - hairwash today. Alkso thanks to Rebecca who helped me rinse out my hair, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• I had one tinkle before Rebecca flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Rebecca rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was helping with Erf's sock and one last when she was giving Wally back to Ela.
• Back outside, Rebecca returns and cleans the bathroom; when she returnd, dad says he's cooked fried rice for lunch! That was washed down with none delicious mug of Taiwanese tea~
• Before Rebecca leaves @ 2pm, I visit the loo once more for two tinkles. She's back toms night and taking me to Toastmasters  - and she's doing her ice breaker!
•  DFon't have any plans for the rest of the day; once I've used up the most important two hours of my day I'll head over to the gobbling :P table, ask dad for some arvo tea and read that great book club novel for another hour. I've already spent five hours reading it!
• Toms: Lena's coming @ 9am and taking me too  Breathe for physio. Hopefully afterwards, dad'll lemme buy a crunchy pork salad roll from the Pinelands Bakehouse and we can pickup whatever groceries he wants from Coles.
• After she leaves, I'll spend my most important two hours of the day online and then read for one hour/until Rebecca comes  @ 5:30pm and takes me to Toastmasters! I'm excited coz third time lucky she'll finally give her ice breaker!  When I bagged her out  for already pulling it out twice, she laughed and said she'd swear on the BIBLE  that she'd give her speech toms night! I pulled my Bible app up on my phone, pushed the phone towards her and demanded swear it again and she did! Then I solemnly tell her that should she not come toms and give her speech, she'll spend WETERNITY in hell. Then we just both crack up.  XD
• Looking forward to grabbing some dinner from Maccas afterwards, never mind that Unhappy Meals were what I ate surely THREE DECADES ago!! *sigh*
• Anyways, hopefully bbl else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^