Saturday Post 471b

 Heylo and good evening again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Saturday now apparently stands @ 5847 but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and ELEVEN MINUTES online after I visit the loo once more @ 9pm!! *sigh* Righteo, continuing tonight's events?

• After one pot, trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Usually, nature calls hourly after that initial pot :P trip, but happiness was snoring soundly witth Pearl until 9:30am when dad started using his circular saw and woke me! Obviously, there'd be no falling asleep after this, so after using the  pot :P again I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• When dad let Nisha inside @ 10am, she knocked, pushed open the door and said fifteen more minutes? Pearl was rather miffed that she didn't bid us good morning first but since he's anatomically incapable of giving the Bear Bum, I just nodded him @ Nisha and she wisely withdrew. XD
• Once I'd counted down my fifteen more minutes, I swung myself over to the pot :P for two more tinkles, announcing I'm hungry to Nisha. She came, we got me kitted and then I headed over to the bathroom and brushed teeth.
• After drinking one mug of water, I  sit over the loo proper. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I headed out to the gobbling :P table. Thanks to dearest dad who'd cooked his once-weekly ham and eggs for breakfast and thanks to Nisha who added one slice of cheese for me, but she really doesn't know how to cook the bread yummy. XDI drank my first big mug of white tea sweetened with one spoonful of honey and happily read the book club novel for thirty minutes, finishing page fifty @ 10:55am. Seeing as Nisha was just playing with her smartphone, Era placed Ela onto the table and give her a massage.
• While Nisha closed and locked windows, I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era and then climbed into her car's passenger seat and buckled my own seatbelt (what I did all day). Nisha tootled us off to Calamvale Central and parked underground before grabbing a trolley for us.
• Our first stop was Woolies for grooceries before we ducked into the  Mega Discount Fruit Mart for fresh fruit and veg.
• Our last stop was Sushi Guru, where I picked out the omelette sushi for arvo tea.
• Back home, I took a nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Nisha who helped me rinse out my hair, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• I had one tinkle before Nisha flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Nisha rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was  helping with Erf's sock and one last when she was giving Wally back to Ela.
• Back out @ the gobbling :P table, Nisha immediately made me another mug of white tea with two sugars, reheated lunch (rice leftovers) with added oyster sauce (she can't cook the bread yummy but she sure can make rice tasty!) and then cleaned the batthroom, returning and making me one last (third) mug of white tea and two sugars.
• At 1:40pm I sat over the loo for two more tinkles and then dad tootled me off to church to play ping pong with dearest dad. He hadn't arrived yet, so Nisha walked me in.
• Dad and I played three/four times today; I also visited the loo twice! Thanks to dad who setup a container with lotsa ping pong balls so I could practise serving but he beat me in our last game so I've told PIG mum to bok him. XD
• Back home, I used the loo for one tinkle and then headed down to the gobbling :P table to munch my delicious sushi roll and drink one cup of peppermint tea. Happiness was reading the book club novel  for ages - today I've read for THREE HOURS! :D Awesome book; I've already spent four hours reading it! I reached pg. 100 @ 4:43pm, finished pg. 111 @ 5:06pm, finished  pg. 125 @ 5:23pm, reached pg. 150 @ 5:48pm, reached pg. 175 @ 6:17pm, reached pg. 200 @ 6:44pm, reached pg. 200 @ 7:08pm and finished pg. 225 @ 7:12pm.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^