Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands
@ 3423. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?
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At 8:24pm I finally
played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:40 .
That’s today’s quotas satisfied and now I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
Actually, today I played one that lasted for 8:41 !
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When PIG mum tumbles downstairs from pigland, she
immediately and gleefully boots me offline. Her mission this arvo: to gleefully
force poor Ela to feed me a pear. Out of curiosity, I decide to count how many
orders she gives me while I’m doing this task for her. After I utter “three” I’m
ordered to shut up. Fine, I just count silently. You know how many different
commands she gave me over the space of twenty minutes? SIXTY! XD I can’t help
but wonder does she just like hearing her own voice or sth; obviously, I KNOW what
Ela’s meant to do; only the message just gets lost going from my brain to her!
*sigh*
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When I shower, I also sing 27% of my shorter
second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both
eyes for all the important numbers. Obviously, I wash and rinse my own hair
today.
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After I flip the nice hot water off, I dry and rekit
myself. PIG mum helps only with Elf’s AFO; she also makes things difficult for
me by gleefully forcing poor Ela to hold onto each sock before letting Era take
it; also, she gleefully forces poor Era to hold onto the shoe and not let go until
Erf’s inside the shoe. Obviously, she knows I dislike leaning forward for fear
of pitching forward and falling over; that’s why she makes me do it. But never
fear, I’ve survived the long weekend and toms will hopefully be back to normal!
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Back outside, I was ready for dinner but no, I had to
let PIG mum gleefully force poor Elf to endure a painful twenty minute standing
calf stretch . OW. >< *sigh*
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Before dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle, walking
myself slowly and safely to the loo and back so as not to let the cruel and
unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
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Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad’s
home-grown hairy melon, some coral trout and four lil tasty pieces of pork.
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Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I took
my bowl to the sink then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again
rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not
letting Him push me over.
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Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb (it’s almost 8:50pm)
following one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for
today, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else
hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
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