Friday, April 28, 2017

Friday Post 246b

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 1601. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?


-        For lunch, PIG mum and I hit Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown and we have those cheap bagels again! She has some yucky mushroom one while I try the chicken and cranberry one: delicious~ Of course, we only drink water, but fingers crossed PIG mum’ll lemme have a shake when we meet Mrs. Dent for lunch @ the Coffee Club next Tuesday!
-        We’re slightly late getting to Aunty Ann’s for my comfy massage but she’s alright with it. While I enjoy her firm ministrations, PIG mum’s in her element, yapping incessantly @ Aunty Ann. XD
-        After I use the loo once more, PIG mum tootles me to where Evonne Chow has a podiatry place; I was bookied in to see some p[podiatrist called Sarah for the corn Elf’s got. Lol, she thought I was still a teenager! XD
-        Woah: she discovers a BLISTER under Elf! After she scrapes the blister away, there’s a sizeable red hole on my foot, which PIG mum takes a photo of to show Sonia next Tuesday. Amazingly, when I leave, my ankle isn’t hurting anymore! However, the wound left by the scraped away blister is, wonder has Sarah somehow done away with my ankle pain or will idiot Elf resume hurting once the bare foot clears up?
-        While I’m using the loo PIG mum rings Aunty Kitty and tells her she can come over now. We arrive home slightly before she arrives; amazingly, PIG mum turns the alarm off!! :D
-        Once Aunty kitty arrives, I head over to the showerchair for my nice hot shower – I wash my hair today, but thanks to Aunty Kitty who rinses it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-        I had one tinkle before Aunty Kitty flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Aunty Kitty rekitted me, and I had one last tinkle when she was doing Elf’s AFO straps.
-        Back outside, arvo tea was the remainder of the delious bagel I had for lunch but didn’t get time to finish before PIG mum tootled me off to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage and one cup of Chinese tea.
-        When Aunty Kitty leaves I use the loo once more for two tinkles then walk myself myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Amazingly, I’m allowed to stay online all the way till dinnertime!
-        When PIG mum calls dinner, I walk myself once slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy broccoli, lotsa dearest dad’s home grown winter melon,   some tasteless soup beef, one tiny chunk of yummy BBQ pork/charsiu and the bottom half (not much meat) of one yummy BBQ duck!
-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of winter melon soup, before I walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb following one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Friday, the final, final events for tonight, the final, final spam count for the week plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

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