Monday Post 187d

One final good evening! Em’s final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2823. Righteo, final, final events for Monday?

-        When Kim announced her arrival one/two minutes early, thanks to PIG mum who lets her in. I wait till 4pm then walk myself slowly and safely to the bathroom for my nice hot shower, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        I wash and rinse my hair today. I also sing 21% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        I have one tinkle before I flip the nice hot water off, mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helps me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I use the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Thanks to Kim who made some quiche for us! I especially loved the cheese she added~ I also munched my delicious sushi roll, drank one mug of green tea and very happily read for one hour, reaching page 200 @ 5:20pm. I even had time to watch the sports report today!

-        At 5:55pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Kim’s back Thursday from 3:40pm till 5:40pm coz I’m attending book club!

-        Alas, not long after she’d left, PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately booting me offline.

-        To stall for time I used the loo for one tinkle first, but then had to let her gleefully force poor Ela use Wii Sports Resort for thirty minutes. I didn’t really mind, coz I was seated and could fully concentrate. Besides, I just throw the table tennis games. XD

-        I was ready for dinner but alas, dad came home and for the next forty minutes, the parents gleefully forced me to endure painful stretching exercises for poor Elf. Ow, but I endured.

-        Before dinner, I took myself slowly and safely once to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad’s home-grown hairy melon, some coral trout, one chunk of tofu and two/three wee lil slices of tasty chicken, which I saved for last, of course.

-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of really yucky soup (PIG mum says she was taught the recipe by Aunty Kitty), before I took my bowl over to the sink then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: late morning UQ physio session with Olivia.

-        Fingers crossed PIG mum’ll take me somewhere for half a lunch afterwards!

-        Carol’s coming to mind me @ 4pm and taking me to Toastmasters afterwards! I’m Table Topics Master and the theme tomorrow night’s ‘Eggs’! So fingers crossed that PIG mum’ll lemme buy some dinner on the way home from Maccas; never mind that Happy Meals were what I ate @ LEAST two DECADES ago!

-        Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^