Sunday Post 186c

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 1842. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

-        After the consultative meeting ends, thanks to Mel who walks behind me to the loo, where again I manage fine myself. PIG mum comes for me just as I’m exciting the loo; I grab a lil morning tea then sit down. Thanks to some random aunty who passes me one yummy lemon crisp; my favourite bikkie! I quickly jam the bikkie into my mouth, chew and swallow before PIG mum comes back from wherever she’s gone, sees and bites my head off. XD

-        Time for service, I haul myself up the stairs and grab my usual spot in the back row, most left. PIG mum races off for her very informal ‘fellowship’ with the other church aunties who can’t be bothered attending Bible study like my dearest dad does. Not sure why PIG mum calls it fellowship coz they don’t do anything Biblical; rather, I’m pretty sure they only sit, drink coffee and gossip, but hey.

-        Yay, I get to stay seated for worship today~ I sing everything I know, plus the harmony for three songs but like every other week, mean absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*

-        Speaker today’s Pastor Chris, with another sermon from his Kingdom Partner series.

-        After service, I use the loo once more then PIG mum tootles me off to the Warrigal Square Maccas for lunch with dearest dad. Hopefully I get one whole Happy Meal to myself; dad also snares a copy of yesterday’s Courier Mail, which PIG mum and I read after he’s left to play baddy.

-        Dad didn’t leave us any groceries that needed buying; after lunch we head home and I do a stinky unspeakable before popping online.

-        Alas, PIG mum tumbles down from pigland, immediately and gleefully boots me offline. First, I haveta let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk outside and let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela to take down the day’s washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! >< *sigh*

-        Back inside, after Era eats one wee yummy little passionfruit, I haveta let her gleefully force poor Ela feed me a pear. I don’t mind too much, though; I’m finally seated and can concentrate.

-        Afterwards, I thought I could FINALLY shower but no, I then haveta let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to pointlessly hike the bloody stairs for her TEN times; hello, I live DOWNSTAIRS now!! ><*sigh*

-        When I showered – obviously,  I washed and rinsed my hair today, dried and rekitted myself – I slowly, softly but most hatefully sang 26% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud. PIG mum only helped with Elf’s AFO and forcing poor Ela to hold the sock before Era takes it, and Era’s not allowed to drop the sock before regathering it and putting it onto my foot. It’s exceedingly impractical and you can bet I won’t be doing that when I get myself dressed toms!

-        Before coming back outside, I use the loo once more for one tinkle and dry my ears.

I’m ready for dinner but no, first I haveta let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to practise piano for like eight minutes. I’ll keep saying this, but I don’t really mind, coz I’ve always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly destroyed my ability to play properly. It just makes me so very sad to see how He’s so cruelly reduced me so… like, I can’t claim I was amazing or anything, but I wasn’t half-bad, honest … still, like I said, I’ve always loved playing piano and I’ll be damned before I let Him take that love away from me! >< *sigh*

-        That done, I thought FINALLY it’d be dinnertime but no, PIG mum had one more stupid exercise in store for poor Ela: using Wii Sports Resort for thirty minutes. Like the piano playing, I didn’t really mind coz I was seated and could fully concentrate; besides, it’s amusing to see how bloody excited she gets watching me play the games for her. XD Oh, actually, while Ela was playing piano for PIG mum, Aunty Nga rang! Turns out she couldn’t get little Mickey pig to write me a birthday card coz she was in China working, but she says I’m allowed to send him one for his next birthday~

-        Before dinner, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy wombok, lotsa icky bitter vegetable, lotsa little tong vegetable, some tailor and three wee tiny morsels of charsiu, which I saved for last, of course.

-        Dinner was spooned down with one yucky bowl of (watered-down, thankfully) ginseng soup, after which I took my bowl over to the sink then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm following one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final spam count for the weekend, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^