Saturday, April 22, 2017

Saturday Post 189c

One final good evening! Em’s final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 1906. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-        Suddenly, dad arrives home and sends me to the loo again; he’s asked Aunty Winnie for permission and is now gonna take me over to the Cheung residence to watch the Broncos match! :D
-        At Aunty Winnie’s, I crash into the comfy sofa and Aunty Winnie kindly puts up the footrest for me. Mel comes over for a brief chat; when the match begins, both watch for awhile but then head off, Aunty Winnie cooking dinner for some girlfriends coming over for dinner! She actually wanders over midway through the match to feed me one juicy orange and to bring over a book with tongue twisters; we have some fun saying them~
-        Actually, Aunty Winnie tries to get me to leave once Milford’s kicked his field goal, fearing that Kim will leave if I’m not home, but I reassure her that Kim’ll wait and refuse to get up until after the final siren has been blown. XD
-        Both Mel and Sam wander out to say bye when Aunty Winnie shooes me out the door; lol, I didn’t even know Sam was home!
-        Back home, Kim lets us back in, and I head into the bathroom for my nice hot shower – I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also sing 24% of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-        I have one tinkle before I flip the nice hot water off, mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who helps me dry my back, Era and both legs), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helps me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces0. After using the loo for one tinkle then washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table,  always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Pity that Kim won’t enjoy one more white tea with two sugars 9we both drink green tea) but yay for the fact that I get to read for one whole hour today! :D kim cleans the bathroom the sits and gently massages Ela for like fifty-five minutes.
-        At 5:55pm, I take myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles then back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        When PIG mum tumbles down from pigland, she immediately and gleefully boots me offline.
-        To stall for time, I use the loo once first, but it’s inevitable: I then haveta let the parents gleefully force me to endure like three separate standing calf stretches; the last one involving me lifting Erf entirely off the floor and weight bearing on Elf.
-        After the parents get Elf’s footwear back on, I use the loo for one tinkle then join them @ the gobbling :P table for dinner.
-        It’s not rice for dinner tonight, but ravioli! That’s with lotsa paw paw/paya, a little beef and a lil yummy snow fungus.
-        Dinner’s spooned down with one bowl of soup before I take my bowl over to the sink then walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        At 9:15pm/9:30pm, I take myself once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, walking myself there slowly and safely, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. Actually, I may have only a pissy plodding total to report, coz (1) there’s no Bible study, (2) t’s possible that the parents will gleefully restrict me to LESS than one Happy Meal again and (3) that lettering/calligraphy thing Mel and jess are running only happens every fortnight.
-        Righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,

Em. ^^ 

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