Saturday, April 29, 2017

Saturday Post 190c


Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ sth slightly more than 703 steps. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?
-        I’d just started on the first Lumosity brain game when PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately booted me offline. That was prolly because dearest dad had just arrived home.
-        To stall for time, I used the loo first for one tinkle, but ‘twas inevitable: for the next forty plus minutes I had to let the parents gleefully force me on all these stupid mat work exercises.
-        When dad put “If You Are The One” on, I thought I’d finally finished all those stupid exercises and could get some dinner but no, for the next twenty plus minutes I had to let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela on more stupid exercises for her.
-        After getting Elf’s footwear back on, I got a spoon then used the loo for one tinkle, walking myself slowly and safely and not letting the cruel and unfaithful God push me over.
-        Dinner tonight was rather bland and tasteless: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy broccoli, lotsa dearest dad’s home-grown wintermelon, one wee Chinese mushroom and four wee thin small slices of soup beef.
-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I took my bowl over to the sink then walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        I’d best get back to doing the Lumosity brain games for PIG mum now. Fingers crossed I can bbl after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Saturday, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening Sunday else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

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