Saturday Post 186b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 1418. Anyways, events for today?

-        This morning, Besta came @ 9:30am coz dearest dad had to attend Nadia’s and Jacinta’s grandma’s funeral! When she arrived, Juice nodded good morning @ her and instead of offering fifteen more minutes, she gave me THIRTY! Juice immediately said he loved her the best, but then Daddy Bear smacked him on the head and said he had to love me the best. XD

-        At 6:15pm I played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:42. Now, lemme play one more lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’m content to call it quits until toms. XD

-        Then @ 6:23pm I’ve played another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:12. That’s today’s quotas satisfied and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

-        When Besta came back, I swung myself over to the pot :P once more for @ least three tinkles, while Juice bitched @ her that Daddy Bear had smacked him over the head when he said he loved Besta the most because Daddy Bear says he’s gotta love me the most! Besta just laughed and agreed with Daddy Bear. XD

-        After Besta got me kitted, I went over to the bathroom and brushed teeth. Thanks to Besta who squirted me some toothpaste; Ela enjoyed her once weekly break~

-        Oh, and this morning, I got her for April Fools’ Day! After she’d gotten me kitted, she beckoned me to stand; instead, I stared aghast @ some point on the floor, pushed myself back further onto the bed and mock-screeched, “Besta! Caterpillar!!” She panicked, clutching my arm and sat down beside me, panicking, “Where?! Where??!!” I immediately lost it; doubled over laughing and chortled, “Happy April Fools’ Day!!” Besta wasn’t really mad @ me; rather, she congratulated me for being smart enough to not say that anything until Elf’s AFO was on, meaning that if she panicked and ran out the door; I could still walk myself to the phone and ring for help. XD

-        Teeth brushed, I sat over the loo for one more tinkle, washed and dried Era then headed out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast. Thanks to dearest dad who’d left me enough Spam ham and egg for Besta to make me one – not half! – a sandwich for breakfast; with that, I enjoyed my weekly cup of white tea with two sugars. Besta also doled me out one bowl of yummy bird food (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran XD).

-        While Besta gently massaged Ela for one hour, I alternated between reading and playing with my phone~

-        At midday, Besta took me once to the loo for one tinkle then made me one mug of warm Milo. I tried without success to reach Aunty Nga; instead, I happily read some more.

-        Cass came about five minutes early! When she arrived, she immediately gave me my belated birthday present: a Gandalf pillow, MINION style!! :D

-        After one more loo trip for me, Cass tootled me off to Garbo’s Grill’d  for my belated birthday lunch!

-        I had some beef burger with egg; she had some vegetarian burger and we shared some chips. I learnt that I can actually tolerate sweet chilli aioli; it’s not spicy, just tangy!

-        Over lunch, we just shared about how we’d spent the past year; sure enough, we haven’t caught up since my birthday last year!

-        After lunch, Cass dropped me back home by 3pm coz she had to go visit her niece and nephew~

-        I used the loo once then walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        When Kim announced her arrival two minutes early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and tried to let her in, but couldn’t figure out which key was the right one! Instead, I went back to the gobbling :P table, grabbed my bag then opened the garage for Kim with the remote.

-        So a nice hot shower for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also sang 22% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Yay, today I got to read for one whole hour! Because I went out today, I’ve still got my mobile with me, and can report that I reached page  650 @ 5pm, pg. 666 @ 5;15pm, page 675 @ 5:23pm and pg. 700 @ 5:45pm! :D oh, arvo tea was one plum, one  lil banana and one mug of green tea. While I ate, Kim cleaned the bathroom then sat and gently massaged – brb!

Cheers,

Em. ^^